Comments on: A Whisp of Madalaine

By: Becka

Becka — Thu, 08 May 2008 09:26:58 +0000

The vegan and AR bit was nice, but it was all downhill from there.

By: cycloon

cycloon — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:18:52 +0000

It’s because we’re first class self-aware cunts, and as such we’re Better Than Them, those who are merely first class cunts.

By: Jack

Jack — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:14:45 +0000

I don’t know what it is about people like this that make me hate them so very much – she’s doing no harm to anyone. She’s just a little naive and pathetic.

So why am I contemplating force feeding her pork until her stomache explodes ala the movie “seven”, while shouting “WHERE’S YOUR MESSIAH NOW BITCH?”

I’m starting to suspect I’m just not a very nice person.

By: Dorian

Dorian — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:06:10 +0000

Don’t expect too much. God sold out when he released the New Testament.

Doubt he’d give a fuck about you anyway.

By: pencilmonitor

pencilmonitor — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:23:42 +0000

Dear God,

I know this is a real busy time of year for you, what with it being Easter an’ all, getting crucified, rising from the dead, harrowing Hell ecksetra but please could you fix it so’s all vegetarians can have really quiet sparklers pls, k thx bai.

Yrs sincerely

Thomas Torquemada
(Sinner, 1st class (ret’d))

By: Pete

Pete — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:36:18 +0000

“If He’s so inclined” well He hasn’t been for the last 2000 odd years, so what makes you think He’d change his mind now. Or is it that you’d rather put your faith in some heavenly magician, than come to terms with the fact that people are cunts and life sucks and that’s all there is to it and if you really thought about it, you’d top yourself right now.

but bacon is the best, especially dry cured back bacon, and steak.
I love steak

By: 6000

6000 — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:15:27 +0000

Frankly, I’m surprised at her firwork wish. Sounds like she could do with a really good bang.

By: Mr Blackett

Mr Blackett — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:02:39 +0000

Reverting to a meat-free diet will do more to reduce your carbon footprint than anything else.

Still, bacon is fucking quality.

By: Jack

Jack — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:22:50 +0000

Yeah, but the premiums are pretty high though – I’d check prices at http://www.deitysupermarket.com first.

By: papple

papple — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:31:21 +0000

God,Jesus,Madelaine. Ahh the fabled celebrations of Christmas , Easter , and talking cuntish. should the believers now face Maldon when they pray?

‘I pray that God Himself intervenes to protect others around the world and at the BBC!’ now thats the sort of insurance policy Jill Dando should have paid into.