Comments on: A Whisp of Madalaine http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/ A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar. Wed, 03 Dec 2008 23:17:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Becka http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/#comment-33011 Becka Thu, 08 May 2008 09:26:58 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/#comment-33011 The vegan and AR bit was nice, but it was all downhill from there. The vegan and AR bit was nice, but it was all downhill from there.

]]> By: cycloon http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/#comment-23199 cycloon Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:18:52 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/#comment-23199 It's because we're first class self-aware cunts, and as such we're Better Than Them, those who are merely first class cunts. It’s because we’re first class self-aware cunts, and as such we’re Better Than Them, those who are merely first class cunts.

]]> By: Jack http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/#comment-23041 Jack Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:14:45 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/#comment-23041 I don't know what it is about people like this that make me hate them so very much - she's doing no harm to anyone. She's just a little naive and pathetic. So why am I contemplating force feeding her pork until her stomache explodes ala the movie "seven", while shouting "WHERE'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW BITCH?" I'm starting to suspect I'm just not a very nice person. I don’t know what it is about people like this that make me hate them so very much - she’s doing no harm to anyone. She’s just a little naive and pathetic.

So why am I contemplating force feeding her pork until her stomache explodes ala the movie “seven”, while shouting “WHERE’S YOUR MESSIAH NOW BITCH?”

I’m starting to suspect I’m just not a very nice person.

]]> By: Dorian http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/#comment-21678 Dorian Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:06:10 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/#comment-21678 Don't expect too much. God sold out when he released the New Testament. Doubt he'd give a fuck about you anyway. Don’t expect too much. God sold out when he released the New Testament.

Doubt he’d give a fuck about you anyway.

]]> By: pencilmonitor http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/#comment-21439 pencilmonitor Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:23:42 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/#comment-21439 Dear God, I know this is a real busy time of year for you, what with it being Easter an' all, getting crucified, rising from the dead, harrowing Hell ecksetra but please could you fix it so's all vegetarians can have really quiet sparklers pls, k thx bai. Yrs sincerely Thomas Torquemada (Sinner, 1st class (ret'd)) Dear God,

I know this is a real busy time of year for you, what with it being Easter an’ all, getting crucified, rising from the dead, harrowing Hell ecksetra but please could you fix it so’s all vegetarians can have really quiet sparklers pls, k thx bai.

Yrs sincerely

Thomas Torquemada
(Sinner, 1st class (ret’d))

]]> By: Pete http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/#comment-21395 Pete Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:36:18 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/#comment-21395 "If He's so inclined" well He hasn't been for the last 2000 odd years, so what makes you think He'd change his mind now. Or is it that you'd rather put your faith in some heavenly magician, than come to terms with the fact that people are cunts and life sucks and that's all there is to it and if you really thought about it, you'd top yourself right now. but bacon is the best, especially dry cured back bacon, and steak. I love steak “If He’s so inclined” well He hasn’t been for the last 2000 odd years, so what makes you think He’d change his mind now. Or is it that you’d rather put your faith in some heavenly magician, than come to terms with the fact that people are cunts and life sucks and that’s all there is to it and if you really thought about it, you’d top yourself right now.

but bacon is the best, especially dry cured back bacon, and steak.
I love steak

]]> By: 6000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/#comment-21289 6000 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:15:27 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/#comment-21289 Frankly, I'm surprised at her firwork wish. Sounds like she could do with a really good bang. Frankly, I’m surprised at her firwork wish. Sounds like she could do with a really good bang.

]]> By: Mr Blackett http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/#comment-21281 Mr Blackett Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:02:39 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/#comment-21281 Reverting to a meat-free diet will do more to reduce your carbon footprint than anything else. Still, bacon is fucking quality. Reverting to a meat-free diet will do more to reduce your carbon footprint than anything else.

Still, bacon is fucking quality.

]]> By: Jack http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/#comment-21269 Jack Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:22:50 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/#comment-21269 Yeah, but the premiums are pretty high though - I'd check prices at www.deitysupermarket.com first. Yeah, but the premiums are pretty high though - I’d check prices at http://www.deitysupermarket.com first.

]]> By: papple http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/#comment-21247 papple Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:31:21 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/20/a-whisp-of-madalaine/#comment-21247 God,Jesus,Madelaine. Ahh the fabled celebrations of Christmas , Easter , and talking cuntish. should the believers now face Maldon when they pray? 'I pray that God Himself intervenes to protect others around the world and at the BBC!' now thats the sort of insurance policy Jill Dando should have paid into. God,Jesus,Madelaine. Ahh the fabled celebrations of Christmas , Easter , and talking cuntish. should the believers now face Maldon when they pray?

‘I pray that God Himself intervenes to protect others around the world and at the BBC!’ now thats the sort of insurance policy Jill Dando should have paid into.

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