Miscellaneous Prats20 Mar 2008 01:30 pm

A Whisp of Madalaine

By Nelson

Thanks to Jo for sending me this back in 2007. The debate was “What are your hopes and fears for 2008?”.

I hope that more people will accept Animal Rights and become vegan. I pray that God Himself intervenes to protect others around the world and at the BBC! I also hope fireworks have a softer BANG! And that’s about it! God will do the rest if He’s so inclined. World peace would be a nice idea too - I’ll let Him know :o)
Madelaine Budd, Maldon

God can’t save you now. Eat a sausage.

13 Responses to “A Whisp of Madalaine”

  1. on 20 Mar 2008 at 1:56 pm   Scaryduck

    Seeing as we’re about to celebrate the death and ressurection of God’s boy Jesus through the medium of egg, could Madelaine sort it for me with the Big Man for one of those really big Lindt ones?

  2. on 20 Mar 2008 at 3:10 pm   Oliver

    God told me he doesn’t give a fuck about the pinkoliberals at the BBC as he prefers SKY News.

    That’s when he isn’t watching re runs of Top Gear on Dave.

  3. on 20 Mar 2008 at 3:29 pm   James

    “Also if God could explain why I weigh four stone and have no energy despite eating three healthy meals of tofu and gravel a day, I’d really appreciate it.”

  4. on 20 Mar 2008 at 3:31 pm   papple

    God,Jesus,Madelaine. Ahh the fabled celebrations of Christmas , Easter , and talking cuntish. should the believers now face Maldon when they pray?

    ‘I pray that God Himself intervenes to protect others around the world and at the BBC!’ now thats the sort of insurance policy Jill Dando should have paid into.

  5. on 20 Mar 2008 at 4:22 pm   Jack

    Yeah, but the premiums are pretty high though - I’d check prices at http://www.deitysupermarket.com first.

  6. on 20 Mar 2008 at 5:02 pm   Mr Blackett

    Reverting to a meat-free diet will do more to reduce your carbon footprint than anything else.

    Still, bacon is fucking quality.

  7. on 20 Mar 2008 at 5:15 pm   6000

    Frankly, I’m surprised at her firwork wish. Sounds like she could do with a really good bang.

  8. on 21 Mar 2008 at 12:36 am   Pete

    “If He’s so inclined” well He hasn’t been for the last 2000 odd years, so what makes you think He’d change his mind now. Or is it that you’d rather put your faith in some heavenly magician, than come to terms with the fact that people are cunts and life sucks and that’s all there is to it and if you really thought about it, you’d top yourself right now.

    but bacon is the best, especially dry cured back bacon, and steak.
    I love steak

  9. on 21 Mar 2008 at 3:23 am   pencilmonitor

    Dear God,

    I know this is a real busy time of year for you, what with it being Easter an’ all, getting crucified, rising from the dead, harrowing Hell ecksetra but please could you fix it so’s all vegetarians can have really quiet sparklers pls, k thx bai.

    Yrs sincerely

    Thomas Torquemada
    (Sinner, 1st class (ret’d))

  10. on 21 Mar 2008 at 9:06 pm   Dorian

    Don’t expect too much. God sold out when he released the New Testament.

    Doubt he’d give a fuck about you anyway.

  11. on 25 Mar 2008 at 12:14 pm   Jack

    I don’t know what it is about people like this that make me hate them so very much - she’s doing no harm to anyone. She’s just a little naive and pathetic.

    So why am I contemplating force feeding her pork until her stomache explodes ala the movie “seven”, while shouting “WHERE’S YOUR MESSIAH NOW BITCH?”

    I’m starting to suspect I’m just not a very nice person.

  12. on 27 Mar 2008 at 2:18 am   cycloon

    It’s because we’re first class self-aware cunts, and as such we’re Better Than Them, those who are merely first class cunts.

  13. on 08 May 2008 at 9:26 am   Becka

    The vegan and AR bit was nice, but it was all downhill from there.