Comments on: Anecdote

By: pencilmonitor

pencilmonitor — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:48:28 +0000

“Andrew Says:
March 26th, 2008 at 11:55 am
I remember the time I was sitting in a Roman eatery with my good friend Dan Brown. He turned to me and said “you know Andrew, I’d like to get into the Vatican but I VatiCAN’T. Where does the Pope do a toilet?”.”

As any fule kno, Il Papa poos in da woodz

By: cycloon

cycloon — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:16:37 +0000

I can’t breathe for laughing.

You’re welcome.

By: Perfidy

Perfidy — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:15:47 +0000

Flying out for the funeral of our great friend Arty with David and I thought I’d share a memory with you all. It was half and hour ago and we were sitting in a 747 when David said: ‘Perfy, how on earth did they do their toilet in this thing?’, so I shat on him.
A true pony’s axe wound and salmon’s gash went all brown.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:55:53 +0000

I remember the time I was sitting in a Roman eatery with my good friend Dan Brown. He turned to me and said “you know Andrew, I’d like to get into the Vatican but I VatiCAN’T. Where does the Pope do a toilet?”.

Good times.

By: James

James — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:37:33 +0000

Just think, soon enough people will be talking in exactly the same way about the other tiresome tosspot who produces books for people who dont like reading - Terry Pratchett (sp?).

Ah yes, I remember it well, I was walking through the Jorvik Viking Centre with Terry when he turned to me and said “Who are you? You’re not my sister! My hat, my hat, they’re stealing my hat!”

Good times.

By: Mr Cat

Mr Cat — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:42:46 +0000

Do you think Mike Borel would care for this mans little story?

I somehow doubt it.

By: fucko the clown

fucko the clown — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:56:50 +0000

David, I really don’t want your memory you name dropping cunt, take it back. what a shame you can’t join him for a double funeral, i just hope you get sucked out of the plane toilet on your way there you saggy old ball sack.

By: Oliver

Oliver — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:23:11 +0000

Just think, soon enough people will be talking in exactly the same way about the other tiresome tosspot who produces books for people who dont like reading - Terry Pratchett (sp?).

By: Scaryduck

Scaryduck — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:44:56 +0000

If only Arthur had thought it through before opening his mouth. The correct answer is blindingly obvious, even to a man of his stature. To whit:

“In a bag.”

Just don’t use Tesco carrier bags. They’re full of holes.

By: A scientist

A scientist — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:32:00 +0000

Is it pure coincidence that methane was discovered on a distant star around the time that Arthur left orbit ? Looks to me like someone did significant toilet out there and, David, my guess is it’s a coded message to you.