Thanks to Gemma for this from the “Should you drink while pregnant?” thread.
Oh leave us in peace for God’s sake. Don’t we get enough of your sanctimonious whining on everything from a puff of smoke to the puffs on TV, from fatty bacon to fatty me, from Gordon’s dreams of realitee, (That’s a killer! (Spike Jones, cerca 1942!)). Why don’t you folk, whoever you are, go lock yourselves in your cellar, pour yourselves a nice gallon of petrol, and relax with a nice cigarette?
[RadioRogerL], Ellesmere Port, United Kingdom
I also found this one in “Do you struggle to contain your anger?”. I edited most of it out because it’s the same thing again. Roger is another of those poor unfortunates who, along with his constant, debilitating rage, also suffers from the common HYS affliction of only having one thing to say yet feeling compelled to say it, over and over again, whenever anyone asks you any question at all. I bet he has a fucking nightmare when he goes to the doctor.
In the last ten years I have felt extremely angry many times [...]
[RadioRogerL], Ellesmere Port, United Kingdom
No shit. Perhaps you need a hobby or something. Or maybe just a wank? Go on, treat yourself.
I, for one, am very glad that Roger stands up for the rights of pregnant men to smoke.
He practices what he preaches, people!
don’t feel angry roger - suicide is painless.
just imagine if you were Jade goodie and had a fanny like a dropped pie, then you could be angry.
Jesus. I’d be as angry as Roger if I lived in a place like Ellesmere Port. It sounds like the sort of place where your kid is gonna be full of toxins whether you smoke, drink, inject or just freebase crack. And even if they aren’t born with extra limbs they will end up committing suicide, murder or ranting on HYS
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellesmere_Port
“The town is primarily industrial, being dominated by a Shell oil refinery at Stanlow and a former ICI chemical works. The town is also home to the Vauxhall Motors car factory, noted for producing the Astra range of cars in the UK. There are a number of tourist attractions: the Boat Museum, the Blue Planet Aquarium and the McArthur Glen Cheshire Oaks Designer Outlet.”
Reading that I can only feel pity for this man.
Pity! Are you serious? He has Cheshire Oaks on his doorstep.
Anyone with that calibre of retail porn within their grasp must be truly enlightened.
Unfortunately he let himself down by using the word ‘nice’, twice in one sentence which makes him sound like a total cock.
Roger obviously subscribes to the Jordan method of pregnancy behaviour and why not! she’s got massive tits
“to the puffs on TV” Is this a snide dig at the new Sugar Puffs advert, yes they ripped it from ‘The Mighty Boosh’ but why single it out, surely just say advert makers are a bunch of cocks. I’m confused by these ramblings, am I reading too much into it, but then again I’m not sure I could get to this level of thinking without a spike jammed through my frontal lobes.
I’ve read lots of very funny things on this site over the past few days, but my favourite is ‘fanny like a dropped pie’. I fear that it’s one of those things that will pop into my mind and make me laugh out loud at the most inappropriate moments imaginable. This is both frightening and a little bit exciting. The thought of inappropriate laughter, I mean, not the pie fanny.
Fucko: ‘fanny like a dropped pie’ is right up there with ‘face like a melted owl’ for sheer insulting genius. I salute you.