Miscellaneous Prats and Self-appointed Sages31 Mar 2008 09:40 am

Another Intellectual

By Nelson

On Zimbabwe’s “election”.

Rural areas in Africa as much in Europe and Asia represent the less socialy and democratelly matured people and therefore are the one that may cast theyr vote under emotional/revolutionally feeling which minimise any possibility of unbiased critical analysis for the nation’s needs.
Giuseppe Bonaccorsi, Pretoria, South Africa

Yeah. Stupid thickie farmers with their big fat hands and tiny piggy eyes.

10 Responses to “Another Intellectual”

  1. on 31 Mar 2008 at 11:22 am   Fish

    This is sadly true. I need only point around me at the Suffolk Coastal constituency: MP, John Gummer.

  2. on 31 Mar 2008 at 1:39 pm   Rich

    As one of those stupid thickie farmers, I should quite like to feed Giuseppe to the pigs. They don’t leave much evidence.

  3. on 31 Mar 2008 at 1:40 pm   Rich

    @Fish: If you can grab Gummer quietly, I’m sure the pigs will still be hungry. That bastard shat all over farming in the UK.

  4. on 31 Mar 2008 at 2:23 pm   Oliver

    Would have imagined John Gummer’s shit makes decent manure.

    No?

  5. on 31 Mar 2008 at 2:27 pm   Padwick

    John Gummer uses his shit to brush his only tooth.

  6. on 31 Mar 2008 at 3:20 pm   Fish

    Ah, that’s why everything he talks sounds like it’s brown and lumpy.

  7. on 31 Mar 2008 at 3:36 pm   arsebanana

    I thought Gummer’s main contribution to farming was when he forced his child to eat BSE on television, thus proving that the governments’s introduction of prion disease into the food chain was rational in the context of the tory position on infanticide.

  8. on 31 Mar 2008 at 8:03 pm   6000

    With a name like Giuseppe Bonaccorsi, I think we can guess that he is an immigrant to SA. Probably an illegal immigrant who is infecting us all with HIV and stealing our jobs.
    People like Giuseppe should go back to their corruption-free, entirely democratic countries.

    Or is he from Italy?

  9. on 01 Apr 2008 at 9:32 am   fucko the clown

    However I seem to remember gummers older daughter presenting on a show called 100 things to do before you die.

    on balance, i’d slip her one.

    also, reminds me of a quote from blazing saddles,

    These people, are good honest salt of the earth people, you know, morons..

  10. on 04 Apr 2008 at 7:39 am   Neko

    Yeah, I heard that some of them were so stupid that they couldn’t even spell “their”. Shouldn’t be allowed to vote.