Animal Fannies and Tax Bores and The Regular Twats08 Apr 2008 10:08 am

Animal Fanny Tuesdays #12

By Nelson

Is the new car-share lane a good thing?

Update: I changed this one slightly because somebody wanted me to and I do everything I’m told.

It costs me Over £100 in road tax every year, it also costs me nearly £1000 in fuel tax per year (estimated). If I wanted to drive into London, which I don’t, there would be another £20 charge each day, there is VAT on the cost of buying the vehicle, and on services and MOT;s. I must have insurance, but the government tax that as well. So tell me now, as I pay all of this money to obtain the freedom to drive, why should I have that freedom reduced in any way?
Stuart Booth, Northampton, United Kingdom

Yeah! You used to be able to park for free all round town. Now you have to pay! You used to be able to drink a stimulating G&T while you were driving but then the “PC Brigade” stopped that. You used to be able to enslave black people and make them pick your cotton but now you have to STOP AT ZEBRA CROSSINGS FOR THEM!

Why should you have your freedoms reduced when you are, quite obviously, more important than other people??

Maybe it’s because you’re a poorly sheep’s cunt.

14 Responses to “Animal Fanny Tuesdays #12”

  1. on 08 Apr 2008 at 10:31 am   Big Jamesie

    I much prefer it when you do a proper riposte rather than just stating the obvious, i.e. that he’s a poorly sheep’s cunt.

  2. on 08 Apr 2008 at 10:34 am   Nelson

    Some days I just want to say “cunt” ya kna?

  3. on 08 Apr 2008 at 10:45 am   Chas

    I’m understanding ya. It does get harder to abuse the abuse-needing daily but We the Abusive must keep battling against the HYSers rising tide of Spider-Snatch….

  4. on 08 Apr 2008 at 10:46 am   Monty

    I pay my road taxes too so why don’t I have the freedom to drive to Northampton and run Stuart Booth over? I pay my taxes and I demand my selfish freedoms!

  5. on 08 Apr 2008 at 10:59 am   Chris

    AFTs are back! Squirrel gashes be praised!

  6. on 08 Apr 2008 at 11:00 am   Big Jamesie

    It’s all the fault of immigrants, coming over here, stealing our roads.

  7. on 08 Apr 2008 at 11:07 am   Scaryduck

    “Freedom to drive”

    See also:

    - “Freedom to watch TV without a licence”

    - “Freedom to rut like monkeys in a zoo and end up with dozens of tracksuit-clad, drooling brats”

    I’ve been reading the Daily Mail again. Help.

  8. on 08 Apr 2008 at 11:26 am   fucko the clown

    just wait, soon he will complain that all the roads are black.

  9. on 08 Apr 2008 at 11:59 am   Nick

    Mmmmm, Rutting like monkeys

  10. on 08 Apr 2008 at 1:18 pm   James

    I sympathise with him. I mean, how dare the government take away my right to drive simply because I slid into a party of schoolchildren? After all I’ve done for the adolescent wheelchair manufacturing industry in this country they should be applauding me!

  11. on 08 Apr 2008 at 1:49 pm   simply wondered

    you were lucky - they murdered henri paul just because he drove into something made of concrete while pissed. i think.

  12. on 09 Apr 2008 at 8:35 am   Jim

    Stuart has a point. This government has driven the cost of car transport through the roof. If I want to drive a Bentley (which I don’t) then I need to find over £100,000 in order to drive. How am I going to afford that on my incapacity benefit?

  13. on 09 Apr 2008 at 9:26 am   milt

    You know what I think? The Government doesn’t WANT us to drive so much. Yeah, that’s it. THAT’s why they’re putting the taxes up so much. Has anyone thought of that?

    ah, right. Ok.

  14. on 03 Jun 2008 at 8:34 am   GREG COOK

    Pogo sticks. That’s the way forward. Well, up and down, really, but if you lean forward while pogoing (poging?) the general trend will be that way.