Thanks to Catherine.
Yes, Princess Diana was unlawfully killed - but by whom? I don’t believe Diana died accidentally. I believe it was murder and always will. This unlawful killing verdict is just the start. By whom was she murdered? And who was the real target? Why had the limousine’s ABS been tampered with when the car was stolen?. Why was the Princess taken to the derelict SalPetriere in the 17th Arrondisement instead of 3 nearer hospitals?. The jury did well: their verdict is just the start of things to come!
FRANCES SMITH, LONDON
Soon the world will know the truth: that Diana was killed by secret hit-monks hired by Dan Brown and PepsiCo to retrieve the San Graal containing the secret cola recipe that she stole whilst working undercover for a mysterious woman known only as “Minty Titwrangler”. I expect Nancy Drew is on their trail even now.
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I saw this one yesterday and thought to myself “‘by whom?’ By the drunk driver and the paparazzi! It’s right there in the first paragraph of the story you dozy slapper!”
I am tempted to say i dont care, but we covered that earlier.
Wht interests me, is where are all the grief athletes on this Diana story? Any true Diana Wales devotee should have only just about thrown away their last tear sodden handkerchief after the funeral finished. I was certain this episode would have stirred up all that emotion once more for another round of bleating about how a bulemic serial bed hopper was going to save all the the worlds children and eat every landmine in existence. Or was that eat all the worlds children and save every landmine….sod it, I dont care anyway.
Unlawfully killed. By the driver who had drunk way more than the legal limit.
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What?
- but by whom?
I was playing polo in Bahrain yesterday with David Norton, and afterwards, while sipping a cool glass of children’s tears lightly sweetened with girl-honey, he told me that it was Atom John.
Was it Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick? Or Baron Frankenstein in the tunnel with the strobe light? Oh no it was monsieur pissed-driver with the central tunnel support head-on at 70mph sans ceintures.
Who killed Diana? I am much more interested in why they stopped there, we have loads of the useless fuckers still there.
I don’t care.
It couldn’t have been MI5 because they were giving Bob Monkhouse prostate cancer that night.
LOL - have any of you seen the “Diana Circle”?
Jesus wept indeed …
http://www.dianaring.com
I have it on good authority she was showing her norks to henry paul while giving dodi a handjob when the car crashed.
No wonder Rees-Jones was pissed off.
Must have been looking forward to slipping her one and then….BAM!
I heard it was the Queen’s secret hit squad. Diana had obtained fetish videos of The Queen and Prince Phillip, and was going to release them onto the Internet.
The Queen was playing a Roman Guard whilst Prince Phillip was lashed to a cross. Worse, the safe word was ’slanty’, which would have had a bad effect on Britains relations with East Asia.
That Diana Webring is brilliant.
You can buy a Diana Ring, Chain, Pendant, Choker and Doll.
Imagine wearing a pendant with a photo of the queen of our hearts all your life.
Is the Diana Choker a seatbelt?
You know what we should have? An inquest into the inquest. Only then will we be able to put these questions to rest. By replacing them with other questions, ideally.
I bought that talking Diana doll. It keeps offering me a nosh and asking if I’d like to take her up The Mall.
Idiots. Don’t they know you’re supposed to choose a safe word you’re not going to compulsively blurt out constantly?
in response to the vexed state in which Frances Smith finds him/herself:
“By whom was she murdered? And who was the real target?”
If she was murdered, Diana must have been the real target, as if the real target had been someone else, Diana’s death would have been manslaughter (or possibly collateral damage if she’d been taken out by some clumsy F15 pilots…)
This is bloody ridiculous!
It’s been going on for far too bloody long!
She’s dead, she was a lovely person, by far the favourite Royal Family member but she’s dead. That means she’s not here no more.
It upset Me when I found out too as she’s was a brilliant women but she’s gone.
let it rest now. its over its gone. Going on and on and on will not help bring her back.
William is the closest we have to her now and he’s a bloody good lad too.
Live on William. R.I.P Diana and can the nation leave it as that?!
HE’S GOT GOOD TEETH.
For credulous people, these conspiracy theorists really struggle with a belief in incompetence.
And she wasn’t so much a ‘wonderful person’ as a self-obsessed nut, but that’s just my opinion…
I know loads of people whose given name is William. Without exception, they are known as ‘Bill’ or ‘Billy’.
‘Wills’??? Fucking toff slaphead. That’s what I think. Having said that, I would have given his mum one.