Grief Athletes09 Apr 2008 07:48 am

Thinking Of The Children

By Nelson

Thanks to Steve. Poor Angela Marshall is still smarting over the death, ten years ago, of some bint she never met.

‘let the silly, delusional girl rest in peace.’

ilokid, Sudbury, Canada

Say that to William and Harry.
Angela Marshall

He wouldn’t dare! What with them being Princes ‘n’ everything.

Take Diana off the headlines and let her be dead, because she is!

g.mc arder, Belfast & Drogheda

Yes, we know she’s dead as u put it. Did u think of William and Harry when you typed that out then?
Angela Marshall

Come on Angela. I think it’s time they heard the truth. William? Harry? I’m afraid your mother’s dead. Don’t worry though, she lives on in the hearts of grey, stringy-haired cretins the world over.

8 Responses to “Thinking Of The Children”

  1. on 09 Apr 2008 at 8:02 am   Jim

    There’s Harry trying to find the Max Mosley video for the third time that day and accidentally stumbles across the HYS site. Just imagine the look on the little tyke’s face as he reads the words “she’s dead”. The full horror hits him, mummy’s not been down the gym for the past ten years.

    I learned the truth about Santa in just the same way.

  2. on 09 Apr 2008 at 11:04 am   Mr Cat

    I bet Angela Marshall is thinking about William and Harry all the time.

    Whether she’s buying a Diana pendant, adding Diana news clippings to her Diana scrap book or making sacrifices of animals or small children to Diana at her Diana altar in her Diana shrine in her Diana shaped house.

    She probably has their faces tattooed to the inside of her eyelids and self flagellates when she forgets them for just a second.

    And quite rightly too. That’s what I’d do.

  3. on 09 Apr 2008 at 2:50 pm   bigruss

    what i want to know is what harry was thinking about when he was shooting at Iraqis with that big fuck off machine gun the other week.

  4. on 09 Apr 2008 at 3:43 pm   Jake the Rat

    Yeah, all those Iraqis in Afghanistan, he must have had his work cut out!

    FTR I reckon Harry must have been thinking along the lines of “Gosh! This is jolly spiffing, why don’t I go live there?”

  5. on 09 Apr 2008 at 4:38 pm   Huck

    “I wish I’d brought my Nazi costume; that’d really bamboozle the blighters.”

  6. on 09 Apr 2008 at 9:16 pm   Herman Hessian

    i’d like to spare a thought for Poor Angela Marshall - ideally whilst masturbating

    does anyone have any nude, semi-nude or swimwear photos of her they would be able to post in order to fuel the depraved imaginings of my sordid nocturnal sessions of self abuse ?

  7. on 09 Apr 2008 at 11:31 pm   Steve

    Won’t someone please think of the children?

  8. on 12 Apr 2008 at 8:17 am   Alex

    I can’t help thinking Angela Marshall is rather inconsiderate. Lots of people say crap about Diana. Yet she wants them to share their somewhat uncharitable opinions with her grieving children.

    She should have thought of W&H before making such a cruel and sadistic suggestion. Time to get the flagellus out Angela.