Grief Athletes09 Apr 2008 08:06 am
By Nelson
Thanks to Steve.
I just had a moment of bewilderment as I was browsing around the Diana stuff, looking at photos of her and remembering the way people kept describing her as “beautiful” and “stylish”. Is it just me or did anyone else think she had tiny piggy eyes and looked a bit like somebody’s gran had discovered the elixir of youth but forgotten to update her hair and wardrobe to match? I’m not much of a fashion guru though, so maybe, at the time, it was the pinnacle of hip to don a pastel trouser suit and wear your hair like a cornetto.
Daina want sleep and peace. Don’t distrub her.
pranee sriruangrit, bangkok, Thailand
Do you know what I miss most about her? It’s her lovely face.
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Good. Can we now shut up about Diana. No-one actually cares.
SAY THAT TO WILLIAM AND HARRY.
he has a point, I saw a much prettier lady in Bangkok, imagine my suprise when i fell over in the dark and landed on her cock.
THERE IS NO DAINA ONLY ZOOL
This is a sensible warning from our friend in Bangcock. If we disturb her, she might rise from the dead and terrorize the skies over this once great nation flapping her giant vampire zombie princess wings and feeding on Gordon Browns.
I have it on good authority that Zombie Daina stalks the Earth, feasting on the spicy branes of Daily Express eaters everywhere, as this 100% accurate photo proves.
“Eaters”? I’m losing my mind.
I dunno. I can’t imagine anyone actually READS the thing.
It’s a curiously appropriate image. “Daily Express grazers” would work too.
Yes, putting her minge around whoever wanted a sniff or a lick must have knackered her in life so let her sleep well now to recover.
Four words: Boris Johnson in a frock.
she always had a face on her like a slapped arse imo
Diana: the Thunderbird sister.
(”The one that got away.”)
i wholeheartedly agree with the risible statements about diana’s enduring beauty and stunning good looks - even at the height of the media frenzy surrounding her, err, being alive and stuff, i don’t recall ever having knocked one out thinking about her - the stick-thin, bug-eyed spunk bucket with a snatch like a clown’s pocket - even imagining her “sur le job”, as it were, failed to raise a twitch, what with it being intruded upon rudely by images of charles, will carling and half the household cavalry heaving away in the wild excesses of regal pleasuring
sarah ferguson, on the other hand, the rosie-cheeked harlot with her eminently fuckable rubenesque embonpoint and cayenne-hued locks that just cried out to be streaked with jism - well,i fair chaffed the old chap almost beyond repair during her halcyon days as the apple of the red tops’ roving eye…
James on 09 Apr 2008 at 1:20 pm
“Four words: Boris Johnson in a frock.”
Erm. Five words.
Herman, Personally i’d rather have slipped the queen mother one, when she was alive obviously (or just after but only a few hours while she was still warm)
how long before they do a Most Haunted on the Alma tunnel? Yvette Fielding (another bug eye) gets taken over by Diana and starts humping any male in the vicinity.
come on Living TV sort it out.
awesom-o-4000 = maths genius = Carol Vorderman
It’s almost like I was making a joke
My mate went to Thailand and he inadvertently became involved with one of those ‘ladyboys’. He was that pissed he thought it was a woman’s cock he had in his mouth. Eeh what’s he like? Anyway. That Diana, I’m not a royalist but yes, I definitely would’ve.
I have to say that Harry, with his thick, non-receding, red hair; normal-sized ears; lack of facial similarity to a startled horse that’s just been anally-gang-raped and grace, charm, warmth, humour and athleticism, is the spliting image of his father… whoever he was.
Cracking Girl that Diana, no really.