Comments on: Economist Steve

By: fucko the clown

fucko the clown — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:22:04 +0000

Oh i don’t care, definitions smefinitions! all this talk of wanking makes me want to go knock one out, where is my rosemary west swimsuit calendar

David Beckham — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:16:36 +0000

Both wrong.

huck — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:12:36 +0000

fucko, i believe you are referring to the “stranger” technique, as practised by obsessive and remarkably patient masturbators

p.s. LEAVE MY SPEIGHTY OUT OF THIS

Padwick — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:17:36 +0000

Less morals, more humour.

simply wondered — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:11:32 +0000

err was someone giving away free irn bru?

Montgomery — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:54:12 +0000

No, it’s not that, it’s have a hand shandy with a condom on, hence the reference to £1.60. See here:

fucko the clown — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:50:35 +0000

lay on your hand till its numb, then wank away with wild abandon, could pop on a marigold for that extra special feeling but thats optional.

anyway the idea is you can’t feel your hand so its like someone else is doing it for you, ergo a posh wank.

I hope that i’ve bought something informative to the board, and that you can all go away and learn from it.

not sure it applies to girls becca, but numb up your hand and give yourself a good fingering later and report back ok?

Becca — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:37:50 +0000

Fully agreed!

(and that’s nothing to with the fact that I kinda look like a twat now, not at all, nope)

billyo — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:52:41 +0000

Good Point Lecs, I want to know what a posh wank is.

Down with semi-coherent debate.

Lecs — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:40:26 +0000

I just want to hear about the posh wank!