Grief Athletes and Self-appointed Sages11 Apr 2008 12:53 pm

She Was Full Of Landmines

By Nelson

It was a tragic end to a wide spoken romance. Anyway now Diana is dead. No matter who is responsible for the death, the world has lost a lady who had a sympathetic heart for the poor. She would be always remembered by millions of her loved ones.

According to Buddhism if someone has done something wrong he or she has to face the repercusions of it. So we should not worry by thinking that the law did not punish the culprits. Whoever they are they will get what they deserve in time to come.
Sarath Fernando, Colombo

Sarath is coming back as a yeast infection.

9 Responses to “She Was Full Of Landmines”

  1. on 11 Apr 2008 at 1:27 pm   papple

    ‘Anyway now Diana is dead. No matter who is responsible for the death’

    surely a pissed frenchman,in a tunnel with a Merc?

    as opposed to Sarath trying to slowly kill us with semi religious/’I knew Diana’/ Im sad shite.

    penguins piss flap

  2. on 11 Apr 2008 at 2:30 pm   Steve

    “… millions of her loved ones.”

    I knew that the Princess had a few gentleman callers, but millions? Christ, she must have been hollowed out.

  3. on 11 Apr 2008 at 8:36 pm   P.T. Barnum

    I am to assume that Diana, following the use of the Buddhist logic card, was struck down by a case of the bad karmas. Case solved.

    There was me thinking of giving Monk a call to solve this conspiracy theory.

  4. on 13 Apr 2008 at 9:08 pm   Dorian

    “According to Buddhism if someone has done something wrong he or she has to face the repercusions of it.”

    So it’s okay for me to hire a butch ladyman called Steve to skullfuck you, for making me read your meaningless shite of an opinion?

  5. on 14 Apr 2008 at 7:16 am   Big Jamesie

    Diana must have done some really bad shit to deserve being squashed into her bodyguard’s head at 90mph by that logic.

  6. on 15 Apr 2008 at 1:29 pm   huck

    wide spoken?

  7. on 15 Apr 2008 at 1:38 pm   The poor

    She may have had a sypathetic heart, etc., but WHERE WAS MY CUT OF HER FORTUNE WHEN SHE DIED? I’ll remember her alright - AS A STINGEY MOO! I blame the egyptians.

  8. on 03 Jun 2008 at 2:07 am   GREG COOK

    How did she fit them fingers down her throat? That’s what I don’t get. Big hands for a bird, that one. Perhaps she employed somebody more suitably proportioned. Eat the pies, get a bird with small ‘ands to make you puke. That’ll do it, your ‘ighness. Gawd bless yer.

  9. on 03 Jun 2008 at 8:37 am   Nelson

    She used the tiny hands of children.