Comments on: She Was Full Of Landmines

By: Nelson

Nelson — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 08:37:47 +0000

She used the tiny hands of children.

By: GREG COOK

GREG COOK — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:07:14 +0000

How did she fit them fingers down her throat? That’s what I don’t get. Big hands for a bird, that one. Perhaps she employed somebody more suitably proportioned. Eat the pies, get a bird with small ‘ands to make you puke. That’ll do it, your ‘ighness. Gawd bless yer.

By: The poor

The poor — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:38:12 +0000

She may have had a sypathetic heart, etc., but WHERE WAS MY CUT OF HER FORTUNE WHEN SHE DIED? I’ll remember her alright – AS A STINGEY MOO! I blame the egyptians.

By: huck

huck — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:29:18 +0000

wide spoken?

By: Big Jamesie

Big Jamesie — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:16:10 +0000

Diana must have done some really bad shit to deserve being squashed into her bodyguard’s head at 90mph by that logic.

By: Dorian

Dorian — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:08:14 +0000

“According to Buddhism if someone has done something wrong he or she has to face the repercusions of it.”

So it’s okay for me to hire a butch ladyman called Steve to skullfuck you, for making me read your meaningless shite of an opinion?

By: P.T. Barnum

P.T. Barnum — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:36:18 +0000

I am to assume that Diana, following the use of the Buddhist logic card, was struck down by a case of the bad karmas. Case solved.

There was me thinking of giving Monk a call to solve this conspiracy theory.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:30:41 +0000

“… millions of her loved ones.”

I knew that the Princess had a few gentleman callers, but millions? Christ, she must have been hollowed out.

By: papple

papple — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:27:55 +0000

‘Anyway now Diana is dead. No matter who is responsible for the death’

surely a pissed frenchman,in a tunnel with a Merc?

as opposed to Sarath trying to slowly kill us with semi religious/’I knew Diana’/ Im sad shite.

penguins piss flap