Slow Readers14 Apr 2008 11:08 am
By Nelson
Thanks to some chap who sent me this.
the world is heading four a world food crisis.yes it is. was the world ment to be tar macked over no. and cemented over no. we are sufacatin the earth. the earth is ment to breath.earth is a living thing. just like humans. this is wy we will have a world food crises.. but will leaders of the world listen no. only whene its to late.are wee listening to the ads epedemic no. you only have to open your eyes to see this. mans ignarence will be his down fall.
victor stevens, foxton.cambridge
do victor’s hooves hinder his typing. yes they do. should victor have huffed all that scotchgard this morning no.
34 Responses to “Open Your Eyes”
Victor is bang on there are too many ads in the world its an epidemic!
(post sponsored by cheesy poofs)
Fucko, you beat me to it.
Dunno why a mouldy crusty ball of molten rock needs to breath though. What’s it breathing? Moon dust and sun beams?
Its all in the timing Blackett (is that a racist name for black lady?)
I just love that he spelt ignorance “ignarence”. That takes a special kind of blinker.
I fink it iz a hoacks
If the earth needs to breathe, I suspect Foxton in Cambridge is where it farts.
victor is rite.yes he is.are you all rite no.
There’s the benefit of a Cambridge education for you.
christy! I can smell the dreadlocks from here
I bet he went to Oxford Uni!
He’s right about the world food crisis. I discovered on Saturday that Space Raiders have gone up to 15p a packet.
No doubt the snivelling PC lefty brigade are somehow behind this 50% increase in the price of maize based snacks.
You know what Victor? I’ve just ordered two massive pizzas. I’m eating one and throwing the other out of the window. Crisis THAT, mofo.
there is a sizeable mental facility very near foxton (no; there is really); if victor is mad, i laugh at him.
if he is clinically mad then obviously i have learned to refrain. i’m not a savage.
The guy with the sign about how they were “assasinated” =win
oh for fucks sake
Good to see Speak You’re Branes bucking the ads epedemic trend all too prevalent on the internet these days.
‘Good to see Speak You’re Branes bucking the ads epedemic trend all too prevalent on the internet these days.’
perhaps an appropriate sponsor could be Tampax
Fuck ads.
Unless someone offered me lots of money, in which case I’d sell out before you could say “Paul McCartney”.
“was the world ment to be tar macked over no. and cemented over no.”
I don’t want to go all nihilist on Victor’s ass but he seems to be reading an awful lot of purposiveness into some concrete and tarmac.
Victor should start with smaller questions first, “shud my hed be stuk so fare up my arz no.”, perhaps.
I am sure that Leonard Sachs would have had a thing or two to say about Victor and his spelling. Or possibly Les Dawson. I forget.
Now excuse me, I have the UKIP at the door.
I like wee listening.
It excites me.
there are specialist websites for wee listening, and watching.
so i have heard…
Freddos and chomps are still 10p. There is no food crisis.
i love this guy
have you noticed penny chews are infact 2p now though, this doubling of prices inflation can’t be sustained forever, not to mention advertising standards should be all over it.
placated in my rage only by the fact that a finger of fudge is still only 15p
(no thats not a masked peado term)
I sort of agree with this guy’s sentiment, but then I look again and can’t work out what it is.
“was the world ment to be tar macked over no. and cemented over no.”
How does he know? Did he ask God? Perhaps if we stop tar macking and cementing the world God will smite us for interfering with His plans.
Anyway, if all the world were covered in rolling meadows, there’s be a hell of a lot of cows. Cows fart and burp a lot, so all the world would be breathing is cow farts and burps. What sort of weird world would want that? Now, after cows are born they are baby cows - cow children. These cow children still fart, and the world would be breathing it in. What kind of sicko world wants to sniff childrens’ farts? A Paedo-world, that’s what!
Hanging’s too good for ‘em! However, tar mack and concrete isn’t, so let’s tar mack and concrete this sex beast world. That’ll learn ‘em!
Also, you’ve all missed the obvious:
“If you like the world so much, why don’t you go live there?”
What about Centre Parcs eh fuckface? The perfect fusion of man and nature, plus you can see some yummy mummy’s tits in the swimming pool.
ads. dont dye off ignarence
Oh dear God - my eight year old spells like that and she’s under special measures at school for it…how on Earth do these people reach adulthood?
Em, what are you doing with a computer in the same house as an 8 year old? you’re a disgrace to parenting, a paedo’s dream come true.
fucko, who are these cheesy poofs sponsoring your posts? they sound like some fondue-fetishist ‘jockeys. (when i say ‘jockeys like this in verbal conversations leaving the “nob” silent, it makes me sound hard. and undoubtedly straight)
Where do Foxtons find their employees?!
“do victor’s hooves hinder his typing. yes they do. should victor have huffed all that scotchgard this morning no.”
I laughed so hard I drooled into my keyboard. This site is my one tenuous hold on sanity at work.