Comments on: Open Your Eyes http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/ A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:20:21 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: mimsy http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/comment-page-1/#comment-52554 mimsy Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:36:21 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/#comment-52554 "do victor’s hooves hinder his typing. yes they do. should victor have huffed all that scotchgard this morning no." I laughed so hard I drooled into my keyboard. This site is my one tenuous hold on sanity at work. “do victor’s hooves hinder his typing. yes they do. should victor have huffed all that scotchgard this morning no.”

I laughed so hard I drooled into my keyboard. This site is my one tenuous hold on sanity at work.

]]> By: Jizlobber http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/comment-page-1/#comment-30480 Jizlobber Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:58:49 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/#comment-30480 Where do Foxtons find their employees?! Where do Foxtons find their employees?!

]]> By: Simon http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/comment-page-1/#comment-29465 Simon Sun, 20 Apr 2008 13:21:32 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/#comment-29465 Em, what are you doing with a computer in the same house as an 8 year old? you're a disgrace to parenting, a paedo's dream come true. fucko, who are these cheesy poofs sponsoring your posts? they sound like some fondue-fetishist 'jockeys. (when i say 'jockeys like this in verbal conversations leaving the "nob" silent, it makes me sound hard. and undoubtedly straight) Em, what are you doing with a computer in the same house as an 8 year old? you’re a disgrace to parenting, a paedo’s dream come true.

fucko, who are these cheesy poofs sponsoring your posts? they sound like some fondue-fetishist ‘jockeys. (when i say ‘jockeys like this in verbal conversations leaving the “nob” silent, it makes me sound hard. and undoubtedly straight)

]]> By: Em http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/comment-page-1/#comment-29457 Em Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:43:26 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/#comment-29457 Oh dear God - my eight year old spells like that and she's under special measures at school for it...how on Earth do these people reach adulthood? Oh dear God – my eight year old spells like that and she’s under special measures at school for it…how on Earth do these people reach adulthood?

]]> By: Dr. Congo http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/comment-page-1/#comment-28581 Dr. Congo Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:06:04 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/#comment-28581 ads. dont dye off ignarence ads. dont dye off ignarence

]]> By: LongJohns http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/comment-page-1/#comment-27970 LongJohns Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:20:42 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/#comment-27970 What about Centre Parcs eh fuckface? The perfect fusion of man and nature, plus you can see some yummy mummy's tits in the swimming pool. What about Centre Parcs eh fuckface? The perfect fusion of man and nature, plus you can see some yummy mummy’s tits in the swimming pool.

]]> By: Matsufubu http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/comment-page-1/#comment-27605 Matsufubu Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:28:25 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/#comment-27605 Also, you've all missed the obvious: "If you like the world so much, why don't you go live there?" Also, you’ve all missed the obvious:

“If you like the world so much, why don’t you go live there?”

]]> By: Matsufubu http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/comment-page-1/#comment-27603 Matsufubu Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:26:48 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/#comment-27603 "was the world ment to be tar macked over no. and cemented over no." How does he know? Did he ask God? Perhaps if we stop tar macking and cementing the world God will smite us for interfering with His plans. Anyway, if all the world were covered in rolling meadows, there's be a hell of a lot of cows. Cows fart and burp a lot, so all the world would be breathing is cow farts and burps. What sort of weird world would want that? Now, after cows are born they are baby cows - cow children. These cow children still fart, and the world would be breathing it in. What kind of sicko world wants to sniff childrens' farts? A Paedo-world, that's what! Hanging's too good for 'em! However, tar mack and concrete isn't, so let's tar mack and concrete this sex beast world. That'll learn 'em! “was the world ment to be tar macked over no. and cemented over no.”

How does he know? Did he ask God? Perhaps if we stop tar macking and cementing the world God will smite us for interfering with His plans.

Anyway, if all the world were covered in rolling meadows, there’s be a hell of a lot of cows. Cows fart and burp a lot, so all the world would be breathing is cow farts and burps. What sort of weird world would want that? Now, after cows are born they are baby cows – cow children. These cow children still fart, and the world would be breathing it in. What kind of sicko world wants to sniff childrens’ farts? A Paedo-world, that’s what!

Hanging’s too good for ‘em! However, tar mack and concrete isn’t, so let’s tar mack and concrete this sex beast world. That’ll learn ‘em!

]]> By: Alex http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/comment-page-1/#comment-27551 Alex Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:34:23 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/#comment-27551 I sort of agree with this guy's sentiment, but then I look again and can't work out what it is. I sort of agree with this guy’s sentiment, but then I look again and can’t work out what it is.

]]> By: fucko the clown http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/comment-page-1/#comment-27516 fucko the clown Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:55:33 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/14/open-your-eyes/#comment-27516 have you noticed penny chews are infact 2p now though, this doubling of prices inflation can't be sustained forever, not to mention advertising standards should be all over it. placated in my rage only by the fact that a finger of fudge is still only 15p (no thats not a masked peado term) have you noticed penny chews are infact 2p now though, this doubling of prices inflation can’t be sustained forever, not to mention advertising standards should be all over it.

placated in my rage only by the fact that a finger of fudge is still only 15p

(no thats not a masked peado term)

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