Haven’t posted any of Lorna Pope’s astounding stupidity for ages. It seems that a small pool of saliva has shorted her capslock key again.
“Are smaller schools better?”
WOULDN,T SMALLER SCHOOLS MEAN LESS TEACHERS WITCH WOULD MEAN MORE CHANCE OF THE KIDS RUNNING RIOT.
lorna pope, WIRRAL, United Kingdom
I guess so. There’s pros as well as cons though. Let’s weigh them up:
Pros
- Smaller riots
- Smaller windows - less risk of broken glass
- Smaller playground - less likely to end up as a Tesco
- Tiny roof tiles - much cheaper than normal size roof tiles
- Very small doors - keeps out all but the tiniest paedos
Cons
- Less dinner lady - sometimes only half a leg
- Tiny exercise books much harder to mark
- Whilst paedo attack risk is lessened, any successful attacks are extremely dangerous as the paedo is able to abduct large numbers of children in a single handful
- Children grow fast - classrooms quickly buckle as they expand
- Extremely difficult knitting tiny teatowels for nativity play
16 Responses to “Stupid Witch”
Has anyone considered the taller kids? Where will they go? Will they have special schools that cater for their disability? It’s this sort of thinking that creates a segratative society. Look at Peter Crouch. Is he a freak? Does he deserve to go through the humiliation of going to a school where the doors are only three foot tall? He’s a hero, and he wouldn’t even be able to sit at a desk. This is liberal lunacy gone mad.
“Less dinner lady - sometimes only half a leg”
At least you’d be able to get away if she fell asleep on you…
Who the fuck are you?
And having smaller schools will stop brown immigrants getting in, because their turbans and black backpacks won’t fit in the door.
Backpacks which have bombs in them, probably. Fix it, Brown, it’s why we elected you.
dear lorna,
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/proportion
yours,
h.
Dear Lorna,
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=fewer
yours,
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It’s terrifying how a quick googling of Lorna pope brings up her email address and reveals that she is involved with the cub scouts and therefore must be A PEEDOLFYALL!!!
She can file my pedals if she likes, I’ve got some right nasty old veruccas that need seeing to.
I actually had to remove some links or sommat from a post before where some internet “sleuth” was trying to track down one of the HYS posters (he thought he’d found out where someone worked and he may have been right, which is more than I can say for Mark’s dubious googling skills).
Please don’t be a tragic cunt.
I like the very first google entry you get on a Lorna Pope search:
“IF WE SPENT MORE TIME ON FIGHTING CRIME AND LESS TIME ON WHO HAS TAKEN MORE FISH THEN ,MAYBE PEPOLE WOULD BE ABLE TO WALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT WITHOUT HAVING TO LOOK OVER THERE SHOLDER ALL THE TIME, AND OLD PEOPLE COULD LIVE IN THERE HOMES WITH OUT FEAR ON BEING BROKEN INTO.” LORNA POPE, WIRRAL, United Kingdom
“Please don’t be a tragic cunt.”
the underlying message of the site, surely
She underestimates the power of a Teacher’s Witch. Seriously, they’re fucking mint. Any kids play up *KERBLAMMO!* the little cunts are frogs.
When was the last time that an old person was broken into?
She should realise that it’s a good thing. Smaller classes mean the children will get more attention from the teacher and grow up not a thick cunt like her. She obviously was homeschooled by the family cat and Tizwaz, that’s why her grasp of spelling, punctuation and grammar is so slender.
Good for Lorna, using all the BIG CAPITAL LETTERS on HYS, leaving loads of tiny, small letters left over for the kids in these miniature schools.
If only the rest of us could practice what we preach.