Racists and Slow Readers and Unfocused Rage16 Apr 2008 12:49 pm
By Nelson

Thanks to Jo.

I have a shore fire way to stop terrorism. Remove the follows of the religion that must not be named from Britain, and then the rest of the free world.
Aussie Pride, Cronulla, Australia

I’ll pop it in the suggestion box along with my idea for curing athlete’s foot by burning everybody’s feet off with a special foot-removing cream.

23 Responses to “Sure Phire”

  1. on 16 Apr 2008 at 1:21 pm philbert

    “the religion that must not be named”

    Voldemortism?

  2. on 16 Apr 2008 at 1:25 pm Don Durito

    Why does it have to be in that particular order, with Britain first before the rest of the free world? I’m afraid this might be a trick of some kind. You go first, Aussie Pride.

  3. on 16 Apr 2008 at 1:28 pm Big Jamesie

    I think he must be referring to Aslan.

  4. on 16 Apr 2008 at 1:31 pm Monty

    I’ve got it. He means Christians. Damn IRA terrorists getting everywhere.

  5. on 16 Apr 2008 at 1:37 pm robaker

    Remove them to where I wonder? I think you’re just trying to get some immigrants on the cheap!

  6. on 16 Apr 2008 at 1:38 pm Ben

    Hasn’t Topsy Turvy already suggested a shore fire as a means of keeping out those pesky immigrants? A burning coastline. That’ll do the trick!

  7. on 16 Apr 2008 at 1:59 pm huck

    as great as this free world sounds, it’s a terrible shame one isn’t free to inhabit it without fear of chaps such as mr pride here

  8. on 16 Apr 2008 at 2:09 pm Padwick

    I like Aussie Pride’s two step approach to crisis management. Trial it in Britain and then, immediately, roll it out across the globe.

  9. on 16 Apr 2008 at 2:31 pm Nico

    …But do ‘follows of the religion that must not be named’ practice ‘the love that dare not speak its name?’

  10. on 16 Apr 2008 at 3:12 pm JonR

    perhaps we could send them to some kind of offshore penal colony.

  11. on 16 Apr 2008 at 7:00 pm P.T. Barnum

    “perhaps we could send them to some kind of offshore penal colony.”

    They have already arrrived.

  12. on 16 Apr 2008 at 7:05 pm zacharay thackaray

    Yes, nothing like a nice bit of genocide to unite the nations of the free world around a common enemy, is there?

  13. on 17 Apr 2008 at 3:38 am El diablo

    I’m assuming that most readers and commenters aren’t cretins, but for the benefit of the few that are, this is an obvious reference to the Cronulla race riots of 2005.

    So this idiot has effectively signed his (her?) comment with “Racist,Hicksville,Aus”.

    As a side point, it pisses me off that these racists use terms like “Aussie Pride” and use the Australian flag in the same way as the Conferdate flag, like the rest of us are somehow un-Australian just becasue we’re not racist.

  14. on 17 Apr 2008 at 6:20 am Royce

    But if we remove the rest of the free world from Britain, it’ll just be full of brown people, which is exactly what we *don’t* want…

  15. on 17 Apr 2008 at 8:16 am Tin King

    You’re right: any religion or belief system which encourages violence from its followers should be forcibly eradicated.

    On an unrelated note, what would you say your religion or belief system is…

  16. on 17 Apr 2008 at 10:11 am fucko the clown

    those damn Macbethlims

  17. on 17 Apr 2008 at 6:56 pm wowbagger

    I think you’ll find that he’s referring to homeopaths.

    Who are, let’s be clear, cunts. Stupid ones at that. Which makes Racist Aussie Pride, Racist Cronulla, Daft Racist Australia, the first correct IYLISMWDYGLT? daft racist (and bushbaby queef, obviously).

  18. on 19 Apr 2008 at 7:17 am Alex

    What’s so inconsiderate about this post is that the poor civil servants who have to oversee the ethnic cleansing operation will have serious trouble with their paperwork if the ethnic cleansees aren’t allowed to be named. You would have thought that after all that came out in Adolf Eichmann’s trial, he’d have a bit more sympathy for hard-working genocidal bureaucrats.

  19. on 26 Apr 2008 at 12:24 am CJ

    I love the fact that ‘Aussie Pride’ is from Cronulla. I’m not sure about in the UK or elsewhere, but here in Australia that particular suburb in Sydney has become infamous for the ‘05 ‘Race Riots’

    Essentially: White Australians deciding enough was enough and trying to force all the darkies and Muslims off their beach.

  20. on 18 Jun 2008 at 12:09 pm VW

    You’re being simplistic.
    Cronulla went off for the usual reasons these sorts of things happen: festering grievances.
    A cultural clash was occurring, with a particular class of ill-educated and thuggish 2nd-generation immigrant outraging the locals with their abusive attitude to women. (Imagine being able to outrage a bunch of bogans whose traditional greeting for women is “show’ss ya titsssss”!!!).

    The wider picture of a very large number of racist gang-rapes by muslims in Sydney contributed significantly, and the retarded Grand Mufti of Australia encouraged the harassment of non-muslim women by telling his people in a widely-publicised sermon that “rape is the fault of the woman”.
    Surf Lifesavers were assaulted. (Aussies like their Surf Lifesavers a lot, and generally treat them with a bit of respect).
    Eventually the local yokels went ape-shit and a bit of drunken biffo ensued. Nobody was seriously injured.
    Fair play to them - nobody else was doing anything about it and a bit of grass-roots activism is sometimes what it takes.
    In response, the gangs of lebanese thugs went on a rampage of destruction, knifing and bashing random whites on the street, breaking limbs and destroying property. Some serious injuries resulted.
    Finally the police had to admit there was a problem.
    Maybe next time the police will do their job of responding to reports of crimes in progress instead of focussing on deliberately covering-up crimes so as to “prevent” ethnic tensions (because it didn’t work).

  21. on 27 Jun 2008 at 4:06 pm The Lord Hates A Coward.

    If you’ve read any of his other posts, you’ll know this is just another example of a man whose views are 24-carat shite.

    I’ve realised that that didn’t necessarily need to be said

  22. on 27 Jun 2008 at 4:07 pm The Lord Hates A Coward.

    Lastly, I mean ‘Aussie Pride, Cronulla’, not the poster above me.

  23. on 04 Jul 2008 at 8:42 pm James (different James)

    Remove the follows of the religion that must not be named…

    Ah, he means Scientologists. Sounds like a damned good plan to me.