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38 Responses to “Bigger Than HipHop”

1. on 17 Apr 2008 at 11:47 am   Scaryduck
   
   

   Let me through - I’m fluent in gibberish.

   “Yo! Diggin’ it wid da bazzin’ vibes”

2. on 17 Apr 2008 at 11:55 am   fucko the clown
   
   

   I think this is a new regional gibberish though, genuine inner city gibberish would contain ‘init’ at least 5 times per sentance, and it seems to be lacking here. The inclusion of “yo” can probably trace the gibberish to some early 1980’s New York roots, although the influence could be from a more contempory MTV re-run show, difficult to analyse the exact subset, but i’d classify the dialect as stupidous cuntos maximus, unless i am mistaken?

3. on 17 Apr 2008 at 11:57 am   Andrew
   
   

   I think you’re a bit harsh on Alastair there. I’d rather he were an arbiter of cool than a shit impersonator. “Hmm, I wonder what SEAN CONNERY would say about the Glastonbury line-up…well, yesh…”

4. on 17 Apr 2008 at 12:01 pm   huck
   
   

   come on, everyone knows connery hates blacks

   “word”

5. on 17 Apr 2008 at 12:13 pm   Padwick
   
   

   Yeah, the cool crowd have moved on. Andy McNab and his other buddies are raving it up in Basra this summer.

6. on 17 Apr 2008 at 12:18 pm   James
   
   

   I’d like to think that Glastonburygate was prompted not by the hip-hop but by the fact that Michael Eavis is a bearded cuntscraping who’d happily leave you to drown in your own shit the moment he’s cashed your cheque. Hopefully enough people have finally realised it’s not worth getting rained on for five days to appease the upside-down-headed clamhandle.

7. on 17 Apr 2008 at 12:22 pm   offensive_mango
   
   

   While I believe that contributor could well have a limbic lesion, based on what he’s written there (which appears to approximate his spoken language) I would also ask his neuropathologist to have a quick look at his Broca’s area.

8. on 17 Apr 2008 at 12:28 pm   milt
   
   

   “wot we got is wot yuos want”

   You didn’t even ask me. Right now, what I want is a pizza.

   I’m waiting.

9. on 17 Apr 2008 at 12:40 pm   boomboom
   
   

   “whilst”? “whilst”? He’s certainly captured the lingo. Oh.

10. on 17 Apr 2008 at 12:59 pm   milt
    
    

    Just a simple pizza. No? Still waiting.

11. on 17 Apr 2008 at 1:10 pm   MC Cat
    
    

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RkoyP_fJzn0&feature=related

12. on 17 Apr 2008 at 1:34 pm   Jake ye Ratte
    
    

    wilst keep it bagin, wilst thou?

    Hail Messr. wiffa in the bailiwick with some pleasing counterpoint for thee. Grant us leave to speake next Glastonbury assizes and we shalt keepe it bagin and popin til matins for we art fair and that which we hath is that which thou desirest.
    Marry, keepe ye sooth.

13. on 17 Apr 2008 at 1:34 pm   P.T. Barnum
    
    

    I know people in Halifax. I have to say, they do get rather good drugs. Mr. Lesion must have been having a rare lucid moment and found HYS whilst waiting for his dealer.

14. on 17 Apr 2008 at 1:43 pm   Andrew
    
    

    Who even says YO nowadays anyway? The last time I heard it in earnest was in The Anfield Rap.

15. on 17 Apr 2008 at 3:38 pm   Roffle
    
    

    Lesion is surely a bad piss-take, no-one has sa’d “YO keep it real” in seriousnes since 1993.

16. on 17 Apr 2008 at 5:19 pm   Vigilante
    
    

    MUSE was easily the best thing that ever happened to Glastonbury, and it had to go down from there, but I didn’t expect it to go that low. Ewww. Hip-hop is gross.

17. on 17 Apr 2008 at 5:30 pm   Nelson
    
    

    I’ve spent so long reading HYS that I can’t tell if people are taking the piss any more.

18. on 17 Apr 2008 at 5:52 pm   wowbagger
    
    

    Fo’ shizzle.

    I think. My son said it: is it cool?

19. on 17 Apr 2008 at 7:38 pm   Roffle
    
    

    wowbagger: it depends if he’s white or not.

20. on 18 Apr 2008 at 1:27 am   Nelson
    
    

    Whites have been ignored for too long. The worm is turning though… all you blacks had better watch out… soon we will rule the world. MUAAHAHAHAHAH.

21. on 18 Apr 2008 at 8:56 am   fucko the clown
    
    

    haha the angry rantings of a chess piece

22. on 18 Apr 2008 at 9:56 am   simply wondered
    
    

    he’s only a pawn in their game.

    why is nobody laughing?

23. on 18 Apr 2008 at 9:57 am   Nelson
    
    

    Yeah I was very drunk. My dreams of white supremacy faded as the sun came up. Back to the drudgery of being ignored in Britain today.

24. on 18 Apr 2008 at 10:33 am   DW
    
    

    Limbic Lesion, keepin’ it real fo the rich white bois

25. on 18 Apr 2008 at 10:54 am   I can't believe you're calling youself
    
    

    DJ Wiffa

    Is that not like calling yourslef ‘MC Stinkypants’ or ‘Beefy-Egger D’?

26. on 18 Apr 2008 at 11:50 am   P.T. Barnum
    
    

    “MUSE was easily the best thing that ever happened to Glastonbury, and it had to go down from there, but I didn’t expect it to go that low. Ewww. Hip-hop is gross.”

    This reads like all HYS comments on the subject, IMHO.

    Re-translate, “I went to Glastonbury once to see Muse, my favourite band of all time “swoooon”. I once listened to hip-hop track and I did not like it, therefore I can dismiss the hip hop movement as gross.”

    Today has not been a good day, I may have to use my AK. Peace.

27. on 18 Apr 2008 at 12:06 pm   MC Cat
    
    

    Yes - Hip hop and that “dance” music have no association at all with Glastonbury…. Its all about those big bands on the main stages that I’ve been a fan of since before I was born blah blah blah toss.

    Do you know what I hate?

    Poeple who say “Rap should have a capital C” as though they’re the FIRST PERSON TO HAVE THOUGHT OF IT…

28. on 18 Apr 2008 at 12:59 pm   Petpete
    
    

    I think its important to remember that this isn’t HYS so we shouldn’t be debating like rabid, foggy cunts…thats for the plebs to do.
    Lets just agree that Glastonbury is a pile of shite with or without Jay Z and his cussin’ and a-rappin’.

29. on 18 Apr 2008 at 1:20 pm   P.T. Barnum
    
    

    I’m not gonna debate you Jerry. I’m not gonna debate!.

    However, I will agree to Petpete’s suggestion, only if he agrees that -

    “All your base are belong to us”

30. on 18 Apr 2008 at 1:51 pm   Petpete
    
    

    I agree wholeheartedly.

31. on 18 Apr 2008 at 2:16 pm   MC Cat
    
    

    I thought this thread was HYS

32. on 18 Apr 2008 at 5:08 pm   Alex
    
    

    You think Have Your Sayers rapping is bad, just be glad the bell-ends can’t post their dancing.

33. on 19 Apr 2008 at 10:54 pm   fucko the clown
    
    

    who cares anyway, Glastonbury is just for crusty cunts that don’t wash anyway.

    carry on

34. on 19 Apr 2008 at 10:59 pm   fucko the clown
    
    

    fuck! two anyway’s in one post, at risk of portraying an intellect at or below that of stuart booth, note to self, don’t post after the pub

35. on 21 Apr 2008 at 9:16 am   Big Jamesie
    
    

    Is there a page for us to laugh at arse posters on ‘branes’? It’s being infested by mouth-breathers who think they’re too cool for HYS. I bet they drive int he fucking middle lane on motorways as well, cos they’re “not as slow as those fellows”

36. on 22 Apr 2008 at 8:13 am   mog
    
    

    I fear we are getting away from the crux of the matter here. In Hereford, “Hip Hop” is something to do with the NHS. May I also make my apologies in advance for my lack of social awareness, but has Limbic Lesion ever seen, or is aware of the concept of a dictionary?

37. on 07 May 2008 at 1:10 pm   Becka
    
    

    Jay Z or Paul McCartney, I know who i’d be seeing…

38. on 07 May 2008 at 1:13 pm   Becka
    
    

    Still, on the summer festivals Glasto is pretty crap, Reading and Global Gathering are my favs for this year!!