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22 Responses to “Animal Fanny Tuesdays #13”

1. on 22 Apr 2008 at 4:48 pm   Ramon Mycock
   
   

   Wow, this guy’s a real sweetheart isn’t he?

   And by sweetheart I mean outright monkey’s clunge.

2. on 22 Apr 2008 at 4:51 pm   Mr Blackett
   
   

   I went past Go once. It’s shite. Nothing but roundabouts. Like Milton Keynes.

3. on 22 Apr 2008 at 5:08 pm   Billy
   
   

   We should send Christians back to the Middle East too.

4. on 22 Apr 2008 at 7:53 pm   fucko the clown
   
   

   I just have this image of young stuart, if anyone has seen the film 51st state, the guy who leads the skinheads, thats our stuart.

5. on 22 Apr 2008 at 9:23 pm   Multinodular Goitre
   
   

   But what if people lie on their application, Stuart? What then? You haven’t thought it through, Stuart! What about undercover Muslims? What about Muslims who answer the question honestly? You’ll just end up filtering out the safe Muslims, with their non-freedom hating ways, and we’ll end up with those Muslims who are just itching to bomb your face off! Is that what you want Stuart? IS IT??!>!

6. on 22 Apr 2008 at 10:49 pm   Tin King
   
   

   “return to the Middle East”

   Does this mean there are no Muslims in Pakistan, or that Pakistan should adopt a similarly enlightened policy and deport all its Muslims, for the safety of its citizens?

7. on 22 Apr 2008 at 10:52 pm   Simon
   
   

   did you lot see this beauty on Islam (a.k.a. secularism) on the social evils thread?
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   A secular community within our society, seething with anger and rage towards the English, prepared to kill to enforce their Islamic religion upon us all.

   Withnail And I, Camden Town
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   i thought i was a secularist, but by the sounds of things i’ve got it all wrong. i guess i’m probably serial killer instead

8. on 23 Apr 2008 at 1:00 am   Jollity
   
   

   What if they’re not from the Middle East? What then? Do they have to go to the Middle East anyway?

9. on 23 Apr 2008 at 1:03 am   awesom-o-4000
   
   

   I’m trying Stuart’s questionnaire and am a bit puzzled. I’ve done my name - and I got 75% on that (with thanks to Peter Cook) - and I have passed question one because I’m a raging Satanist intent on bring humanity to its knees bleeding and vomiting and shedding acidic tears of defeat.

   So can I stay? Or is that question 2?

10. on 23 Apr 2008 at 8:31 am   Mr Cat
    
    

    Simon

    Lots of “Muslims smell” type comments on the “love thy neighbour” debate too - including Withnail and I going on about how all her Muslimist neighbours use up all the parking spaces on his/her street.

    I reckon they could run a thread entitled “Why do fish swim” and HYS would still vomit a flood of racial bile and/or blame paedos

11. on 23 Apr 2008 at 9:06 am   Scaryduck
    
    

    Q2. Are you a “dark skinned lad” wielding a golf club for no particular reason?

    Poor, poor Stuart.

12. on 23 Apr 2008 at 10:56 am   philbert
    
    

    “Q2. Are you a “dark skinned lad” wielding a golf club for no particular reason?”

    This isn’t a bad suggestion, it gets so tedious when Tiger Woods wins all the time.

13. on 23 Apr 2008 at 11:48 am   Nick
    
    

    Ahh, but at least Tiger Woods has a reason to wield one ever since he took out the restraining order against Stuart.

14. on 23 Apr 2008 at 12:58 pm   milt
    
    

    I note that Stuart is a purveyor of the art of the exclamation mark. It shows it’s funny!

    I wish people like him would learn to make their prose naturally humourous, rather than relying on !s. It’s insulting to the reader. Oh, and I wish he’d stop being a bit racist too.

15. on 23 Apr 2008 at 1:04 pm   Mono Tony
    
    

    Actually I think we should applaud him for keeping the dying art of Monopoly-based humour alive for future generations.

    And then kick him lots for being a bigoted fucknut

16. on 23 Apr 2008 at 2:02 pm   Big Jamesie
    
    

    It’s good to have people like Stuart in the world. Firstly, it provides a highly visible demonstration of why it’s stupid to be racist. Secondly, it saves me going to an expensive golf shop to have my 5-iron straightened.

17. on 23 Apr 2008 at 8:12 pm   Ian
    
    

    Actually I think Stuart is becoming more progressive. He actually accepts Muslim control of the Middle East.

    He has therefore finally left the 11th century, and is hurtling towards the modern era at an alarming rate. Any day now he will pass through the 17th century.

18. on 24 Apr 2008 at 11:49 am   Space Monster
    
    

    Maybe Stu’s a homosexualist or a woman, in which case his concern over the Islamification of the UK is justified.

19. on 24 Apr 2008 at 1:03 pm   bigruss
    
    

    what a cock

20. on 24 Apr 2008 at 2:07 pm   BigGayArab
    
    

    You just can’t stop idiots from posting

21. on 24 Apr 2008 at 2:41 pm   James
    
    

    The irony of course being that as the male of the species, dogs don’t have cunts. Nelson should more correctly have wished an ocular bitch cunt upon Mr. Booth, but he can’t say “bitch” because of all the political correctness gone mad.

22. on 24 Apr 2008 at 4:35 pm   Space Monster
    
    

    Great retort BigGayArab, fully invalidated my comment, I’m such a cock.

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