Plain Weird and Unfocused Rage22 Apr 2008 02:56 pm

If You Don’t Hate It So Much Why Don’t You Stay Here?

By Nelson

Thanks to Anya.

Why are western people so obsessed with the whole human right thing in China?

You live there or what?

Chinese people feel happy and satisfy in China and do not wish the country turn into a place that:
you have to be aware of everything when you walk alone at night; teenage crimes on the newspaper (like everyday?); students can carry guns to school; bias, evil-minde medias everywhere.

If you like it here, keep it to yourselves.
Laura H, london

You have to hand it to these oppressive regimes, they certainly keep the trains running on time.

18 Responses to “If You Don’t Hate It So Much Why Don’t You Stay Here?”

  1. on 22 Apr 2008 at 3:07 pm   Matsufubu

    I think China is terrible for only allowing one human right. Which right are they allowed?

  2. on 22 Apr 2008 at 3:21 pm   Jake the Rat

    I did a teenage crime on the newspaper once. Dad never did figure out why pages 1-5 had stuck together.

  3. on 22 Apr 2008 at 3:40 pm   Mr Cat

    You only did it once?

    I do a teenage crime on a newspaper,like, every day

  4. on 22 Apr 2008 at 3:40 pm   Lell

    I once needed an operation to have an “evil-minde medias” removed from my right foot.

  5. on 22 Apr 2008 at 4:22 pm   Joe

    Nelson, if there’s not an animal fanny posted here soon I will find an elephant to insert you into, just so you can see one first hand.

    One week was bad enough, two week’s withdrawal is torture.

  6. on 22 Apr 2008 at 4:42 pm   Nelson

    Done.

  7. on 22 Apr 2008 at 5:17 pm   Bill Ingram, Ascot

    AT LEAST YOU KNOW WHERE YOU STAND WITH THE CHINESE

  8. on 22 Apr 2008 at 5:43 pm   Joe

    Thank you. No need for a drug binge THIS Tuesday!

  9. on 22 Apr 2008 at 7:58 pm   fucko the clown

    In my local chinese, they have seats so you don’t have to stand.

  10. on 23 Apr 2008 at 1:16 am   Elie Ngandu

    TALKING capatilist running dogs.

    IT IS HELL ON EARTH, PEOPLE!!! WAKE UP, OPEN YOUR MIND, WOMEN ARE ALREADY EQUAL TO MEN, NEXT STOP IS ANIMALS EQUAL TO WOMEN, which means to MEN, WHAT A SHAME!!

  11. on 23 Apr 2008 at 8:25 am   Jake the Rat

    FLAP your gums oh yes!

    MILTON KEYNES, A TALKING STRAWBERRY!!! PISS IN A CUPCAKE, the world is FLAT I TELL YOU, YE GODS! OH NOES HERE COMES A BEAR THE end is NIGH!!!!!!

  12. on 23 Apr 2008 at 9:01 am   Scaryduck

    “Free Tibet!” I shouted in my local Chinese takeaway, and that certainly told them.

    I also got a load of sweet and sour pigs’ testes that I didn’t order.

  13. on 23 Apr 2008 at 12:55 pm   milt

    Laura is right about one thing - you do have to be aware of everything when walking alone at night.

    Just last night, I wasn’t aware of the intricacies of Wittgenstein’s theory of universals. As a result, I was set upon by three youths who were disgusted that I wasn’t aware that the later theory of family resemblance solved the intrisic issues, to an extent.

    I’ve made sure that I’m either aware of everything when I walk alone at night, or that I don’t walk alone at night at all. I was weighing up becoming a Liverpool fan and therefore never walking alone full stop, but I hate them and would like to commit teenage crime on the newspaper about them. You have to have principles. Oh, and are teenagers now allowed to carry guns or is that just bad English on Laura’s behalf? I was asleep last night so I might have missed something.

  14. on 23 Apr 2008 at 1:12 pm   Jake the Rat

    Milt, haven’t you heard? Teenagers are allowed to carry guns now, as long as they’re black, Muslim or gay. It’s just another example of the marginalisation of straight, white English people like me who cry God for Harry and St George. WWES? (What Would Enoch Say)

  15. on 23 Apr 2008 at 3:46 pm   7rew

    Matsufubu

    I think China is terrible for only allowing one human right. Which right are they allowed?

    Hand or Foot. Your choice.

    Its the perils of a leftist system.

  16. on 23 Apr 2008 at 8:27 pm   Stuart Booth

    Of course the problem in China is that they are too happy! They need to vent some of that anger, or one day they will all wake up and start killing each other.

  17. on 25 Apr 2008 at 6:48 pm   Alex

    I’m sure the Chinese are very grateful not to have a biased media like the one we’ve got in Britain.

  18. on 10 May 2008 at 8:45 am   anon

    I thought the post was interesting and that the blog was generally quite intelligent. Subsequently I’m a little disappointed to see that the majority of people writing comments are fucking morons.