Racists and The Regular Twats23 Apr 2008 04:02 pm

Cock Wart

By Nelson

Will extra police curb radicalisation?

I expect the 300 extra police will be proactively recruited from ethnic minorities and will exclude white British males.

So, far from fundementalist Islamists having to find covert ways to infiltrate our police “services”, they are likely to be welcomed with open arms with all the usual standards and requirements being skewed to ensure they get in.

Then we will need another police department to keep an eye on those watching for terrorism.

You just couldn’t make it up!
Totally Disgruntled, Wokingham

I found this one an interesting (if slightly depressing) insight into the mind of a boring racist prick. I like the way he starts off with a bit of conjecture, then fabricates a ludicrous scenario, elaborates wildly, gets annoyed about it then, finally, having forgotten that he’s making all this shit up proclaims that you “couldn’t make it up”.

16 Responses to “Cock Wart”

  1. on 23 Apr 2008 at 4:14 pm   Mildred Roper

    How “insightful” I bet he dun made a sex wee after not making that lot up.

  2. on 23 Apr 2008 at 4:23 pm   Mr Cat

    If the police use Stuart Booth’s questionnaire for applicants then Totally Disgruntled is gonna have to eat his racist meandering words isn’t he

  3. on 23 Apr 2008 at 4:28 pm   mjohnson

    I think that is my favourite one yet!

  4. on 23 Apr 2008 at 4:49 pm   Roxy

    But if he says you couldn’t make it up then obviously he didn’t make it up. This site is full of cynics!

    ;)

  5. on 23 Apr 2008 at 4:53 pm   Richard Littlejohn

    Damn bastard’s stealing my gig. It’s professional correctness gone mad I tell you!

  6. on 23 Apr 2008 at 4:54 pm   Scribbles

    I think Mr Disgruntled might have come up with that theory by cutting random sentences out of a Richard Littlejohn column (with the stanley knife he always keeps to hand just in case a Bummer breaks in and tries to brutally rape him while shouting ‘Ooooh Missis’ and making limp wristed hand gestures) and then Pritt Sticking them together again next to his collage of the Queen Mum.

  7. on 23 Apr 2008 at 4:54 pm   Richard Littlejohn

    And I can’t fucking type “political” can I? Oh no, I fucking type “professional” for some reason and end up looking like a cock’s cunt.

  8. on 23 Apr 2008 at 7:16 pm   773

    You just couldn’t make it up!

    I couldn’t, you’re absolutely right, but you could, and in fact you just did.

  9. on 23 Apr 2008 at 11:23 pm   Ed

    This is almost a piece of art. It’s like peering inside a dense person’s head. Impressive.

  10. on 24 Apr 2008 at 8:43 am   Sir Jon Dangerous

    It’s political wrongness gone totally fucking hatstand.

  11. on 25 Apr 2008 at 6:58 pm   Alex

    You’ve reached a pitiful state when you’re not just copying your opinions from Richard Littlejohn but getting all your punchlines from him as well.

  12. on 25 Apr 2008 at 11:45 pm   Hitler's penis

    I want to write something witty about this fucking twat but you’ve already written it all and I am just left repeating that he’s a fucking twat. Fucking twat. Fucking stupid ignorant pigfucking twat. Twat. You couldn’t fucking make it up, you stupid pigfucking twat, because you have no brains to make things up with. (I quite like “skewed” though.) Skew you, you fucking stupid pigfucking nazi lump of skewingly ignorant brainpoo. And skew your Mum too.

  13. on 26 Apr 2008 at 9:03 pm   cycloon

    And your daaaaddy?

    This is my favourite, I agree. It succulently summarises the seriously sad slaverings of…cunts.

  14. on 28 Apr 2008 at 11:36 am   huck

    “services” is in quotation marks because we all know the police are never any use to anyone, do you see?

  15. on 30 Apr 2008 at 3:45 pm   John

    “I expect the 300 extra police will be proactively recruited from ethnic minorities and will exclude white British males.”

    Maybe they’ll recruit Spartans?

  16. on 07 May 2008 at 11:52 am   Becka

    ”You just couldn’t make it up!”

    Well you just did!!

    This post is only 98.6729% crazy racist though, a point that is sorely missed is that of the coming civil (read racial) war.