From Dr. Goblin. These are old but I’ve been sat on them a while, warming them with my arse. From the debate ‘Will the world go short of food?’.
If people would only use their ‘Loaf’! Nobody would starve!
ps Sorry if you don’t get the pun!
Iam Alwrite, MN, United States
Could you explain it to us?
Thanks for the reminder… I forgot to get my daily bread!!!!
Iam Alwrite, MN, United States
Shutup fucker.
And another set from “Is the church of England in crisis?”. In case anyone has forgotten, this “crisis” was prompted by Dr. Rowan Williams mentioning sharia law but forgetting to make absolutely clear that all muslims are untermenschen who eat babies.
what religion is he in? a christian is not a muslim.if he likes islam so much he should quit and go and be a muslim.
kzin, london
Yeah. Let’s go fetch your mum and you can tell on him.
The Anglican church is an apostate heretical mess that has long departed from the Bible. Its candle has already been plucked from the lampstand and no longer has anything to do the remnant kept by the Lord God.
[5ptCalvin]
Think about it, if you could create light by simply saying “let there be light” would you bother with a candle remnant? No. There’s only one reason the Lord God would need a candle. He’s enjoying an everlasting, omnipotent bumwank. That’s why we’ve heard feck all from him these last 2,000 years. The waxy-arsed bastad.
Anglican church is in crisis because of you not church leaders. You, and like you try to seed insecurity between people. Probably most of you are homosexsuals, and muslims.
Lee
99% of terrorists are gay muslims. FACT.
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My jaw has now reached, through incredulity, it’s slackest ever position.
Christian is not Muslim. Fear my knowledge.
its even
I bet Iam Alwrite laughs at his own jokes before he’s finished telling them at dinner parties and then painstakingly explains the punchlines.
He probably wears a flashing bow-tie as well.
I just laughed so hard I was banging my desk with my hand and dribbling on my keyboard.
Cripes. I’m becoming one, aren’t I?
If you haven’t already seen it, check out the Eurovision debate on HYS…which seems to have turned into a discussion about underage crime …
“99% of terrorists are gay muslims. FACT.”
Yes, but what they don’t tell you is the other 1% are paedo’s.
probably gay muslim peados. might as well cover all the bases.
gay muslim paedos who support global warming
“gay muslim paedos who believe in global warming” surely OFTR ?
Gay muslim paedo’s who support global warming and cod fishing the north sea until there are no cod to be fished…
It’s PC gone mad I tells you!!!!!
“Probably most of you are homosexsuals, and muslims.
Oooh… this is like that party game. OK…
“Gay muslim paedo’s who support global warming and cod fishing the north sea until there are no cod to be fished and want to ban Christmas…
Next Monday’s Daily Mail front page:
GAY MUSLIM PAEDOS RUNNING YOUR COUNCIL
I reckon it’ll be “BUMPY FACED, SWARTHY, MUSLIM, PAEDO LIBERALS STOLE MY WHEELIE BIN”
I reckon if Ian Wright is going to claim that he doesn’t want to be labelled as a court jester, he’s going to have to find a more cunningly disguised boardname than “Iam Alwrite” to post his kidneymincingly bad material under.
“So Ian, why do you think Beckham missed that penalty?”
“He’s probably a gay Muslim, Gary. Use your loaf!”
It’s not the ‘homosexual’ or ‘muslim’ bit that I find interesting in Lee’s accusatory post, but the undefined ‘you.’ I can imagine him shouting it from his letterbox at unseen passers-by.
I think I saw Lee last week, hanging around outside the chemist near Elephant and Castle.
He was swigging from a can of Tennents Super and shouting incoherently. Now that I know what he was actually shouting about, it’s all a lot cleare- no, no it’s still no clearer.
Oh, oh I’ve got it…
“Gay muslim paedo’s who support global warming and cod fishing the north sea until there are no cod to be fished and want to ban Christmas but still won’t bum your son as he is ugly”
Hehehe. Good call. We’re desperately short of cases for “you” in English. We should make one up for people like Lee to use. It would mean “You, and everyone else I suspect of being different to me and my mum”.
“Gay muslim paedo’s who support global warming and cod fishing the north sea until there are no cod to be fished and want to ban Christmas but still won’t bum your son as he is ugly”
Not forgetting the inevitable fall in house prices.
Don durito, there’s nothing mysterious about the ‘you’ in Lee’s post. It was directed at you Don, you jizz-guzzling mohammadan.
Thought I would throw this in here from the “London Mayoral Election” discussion. It’s interesting to see what the top comments all say about the matter. I think it also says a lot about the average HYS contributor. If this lot are right there will be a BNP mayor in charge of London by the end of the week. Maybe not.
Oh dear, Graham - I’m depressed now…and I was hoping not to have to betray my principles by actually voting for anyone :’(
Not just ugly but… GINGER.
(Apologies to the members Gay Terrorist Muslim Paedo Network who only Selectively Bum Young Boys, AND ARE GINGER. I suspect that you might be few and far between.)
If not - set up a GTMPNwoSBYBaAG group. It’s a catchy anacronym.