Thanks to Kara for finding these in The Sun. Too easy I know, but she bothered to take pictures so they’re going in. They’re a bit hard to read so the text is here too.
GIVE the men n women in UK forces all our support n 5-star accom. N string up murderers!
MARK, Preston, Lancs
I really love the dedication to using “n” and the careful use of an upper case “N” at the start of the sentence. N also the complete non-sequitur.
JUDGES who give lenient sentences to paedos are hiding hidden desires themselves
ANON
I think people who spend most of their time being conspicuously outraged about paedos are probably paedos. It’s a bit like the whole “he who smelled it dealt it” thing. You really can’t win. Especially not if you’re a horrid, yellow-fingered paedo.
hidden desires to shelve another paedo case and hit the golf course, baby
‘JUDGES who give lenient sentences to paedos are hiding hidden desires themselves’
I hardly think like dressing up in a wig and a long dress is hiding their desires, or do you mean them having a crafty tug when court is in session?
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNob
misplaced ‘like’ in previous……..joy.
I could have covered it up with an ‘init’ at the end of the post though.
Dear My Super Soaraway Sun,
They should ask ALL judges “Are you a paedo tied to a tree?”. If they answer in the negative, they are clearly a paedo on the loose, and should be dealt with accordingly (eg bummed TO DEATH by horses).
Also: N
Yours etc,
MARK, Preston, Lancs
What’s an “N string”? Is it like a G-string?
I love the new multimedia IYLISMWDYGLT.
UR clerrly a cereal kid mulester 4 makin fun of a story like that
what else should these judges do with hidden desires, apart from hide them?
Does hiding hidden desires make them even more hidden, or does hiding hidden desires qualify as a double negative and therfore mean they’re out in the open?
And do I actually give a rat’s japseye about anon’s tripe?
N
I actually agree that there are some people whose insane screaming rantings whenever the subject of child molestation ever comes up anywhere at all is an attempt to drown out hideous private desires. But then, I’m one of those perverts who thinks such subjects should be dealt with in a calm manner because the world does not really need more screaming hysteria. In some places, that’d get you condemned for a Chester. Even though I think kids are ghastly.
Sadly, the capital N is probably accidental: either from some work-experience kid at The Sun transcribing it in MS Word, or from MARK’s phone while he was texting it in with his stubby, hairy fingers.
“GIVE the men n women” ?
Sounds like polygamy to me. Is Mark hiding hidden shariahs?
N was capital because his phone model needs to remind him how to speak. Otherwise our streets would be littered with bad grammar, and the incorrect spelling of knob… damn! Too late
Judge John Appleton is clearly a fine man and not at all inclined, statistically, to find in favour of the police, in the face of the evidence. After all, why would he? Any suggestion that he is in any way crooked is obviously a complete nonsense and those who are spreading these malicious untruths had jolly well better pack it in. Or else.