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	<title>Comments on: Advice For Zookeepers</title>
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	<description>A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar.</description>
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		<title>By: hmmm</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/29/advice-for-zookeepers/comment-page-1/#comment-41487</link>
		<dc:creator>hmmm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 21:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>another daft twat. Enoch Powell&#039;s rivers of blood speech was coined as such in reference to &#039; the roman watching the tyber foam&#039; or something like that by some old old old poet (some may even call him ancient). Well if he half arsed it, why cant i?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>another daft twat. Enoch Powell&#8217;s rivers of blood speech was coined as such in reference to &#8216; the roman watching the tyber foam&#8217; or something like that by some old old old poet (some may even call him ancient). Well if he half arsed it, why cant i?</p>
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/29/advice-for-zookeepers/comment-page-1/#comment-33673</link>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 11:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I really hope the plural turns out to be &#039;gongmoose&#039;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really hope the plural turns out to be &#8216;gongmoose&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>By: James</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/29/advice-for-zookeepers/comment-page-1/#comment-31896</link>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 09:26:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I always imagine Topsy Turvy as a kind of alternate-Universe &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tongs.org.uk/wiki.pl?action=browse&amp;diff=1&amp;id=JamesHarries&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;James Harries&lt;/a&gt; who, instead of having gender-reassignment surgery, decided to express his unhappiness through the medium of HYS. Has anyone tried asking him his opinion of replica furniture?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I always imagine Topsy Turvy as a kind of alternate-Universe <a href="http://www.tongs.org.uk/wiki.pl?action=browse&amp;diff=1&amp;id=JamesHarries" rel="nofollow">James Harries</a> who, instead of having gender-reassignment surgery, decided to express his unhappiness through the medium of HYS. Has anyone tried asking him his opinion of replica furniture?</p>
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		<title>By: Nik</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/29/advice-for-zookeepers/comment-page-1/#comment-31844</link>
		<dc:creator>Nik</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 20:28:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What about pit ponies?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What about pit ponies?</p>
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		<title>By: Tim</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/29/advice-for-zookeepers/comment-page-1/#comment-31780</link>
		<dc:creator>Tim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 09:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Barry: As any fule no, it&#039;s &quot;polygoose&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Barry: As any fule no, it&#8217;s &#8220;polygoose&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Nelson</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/29/advice-for-zookeepers/comment-page-1/#comment-31597</link>
		<dc:creator>Nelson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;re right.  Also, I&#039;ve read through it all again and I think it *might* be a horrible racist analogy and not &quot;advice for zookeepers&quot; as I first thought.  I feel like a proper charlie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re right.  Also, I&#8217;ve read through it all again and I think it *might* be a horrible racist analogy and not &#8220;advice for zookeepers&#8221; as I first thought.  I feel like a proper charlie.</p>
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		<title>By: Barry Bethel</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/29/advice-for-zookeepers/comment-page-1/#comment-31592</link>
		<dc:creator>Barry Bethel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Isn&#039;t it mongooses?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Isn&#8217;t it mongooses?</p>
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		<title>By: A.N</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/29/advice-for-zookeepers/comment-page-1/#comment-31561</link>
		<dc:creator>A.N</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:22:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And now: on the second london mayoral HYS, the pro-BNP comments have jumped from 4 recommendations to about 40 within 15 minutes, despite having been there all day.

Keith Waters, Ely, the game is up. Your party would rig the ballot boxes if you could.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And now: on the second london mayoral HYS, the pro-BNP comments have jumped from 4 recommendations to about 40 within 15 minutes, despite having been there all day.</p>
<p>Keith Waters, Ely, the game is up. Your party would rig the ballot boxes if you could.</p>
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		<title>By: sir jon dangerous</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/29/advice-for-zookeepers/comment-page-1/#comment-31538</link>
		<dc:creator>sir jon dangerous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What if it was a ferret and a gecko? Or an otter and a crocodile? I want some ANSWERS, dammit</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What if it was a ferret and a gecko? Or an otter and a crocodile? I want some ANSWERS, dammit</p>
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know, I don&#039;t think he needed the bit that says &quot;why people go to these things anyway&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, I don&#8217;t think he needed the bit that says &#8220;why people go to these things anyway&#8221;.</p>
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