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	<title>Comments on: Advice For Zookeepers</title>
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	<description>A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 00:04:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: hmmm</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/29/advice-for-zookeepers/#comment-41487</link>
		<dc:creator>hmmm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 21:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>another daft twat. Enoch Powell's rivers of blood speech was coined as such in reference to ' the roman watching the tyber foam' or something like that by some old old old poet (some may even call him ancient). Well if he half arsed it, why cant i?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>another daft twat. Enoch Powell&#8217;s rivers of blood speech was coined as such in reference to &#8216; the roman watching the tyber foam&#8217; or something like that by some old old old poet (some may even call him ancient). Well if he half arsed it, why cant i?</p>
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/29/advice-for-zookeepers/#comment-33673</link>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 11:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I really hope the plural turns out to be 'gongmoose'.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really hope the plural turns out to be &#8216;gongmoose&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>By: James</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/29/advice-for-zookeepers/#comment-31896</link>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 09:26:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I always imagine Topsy Turvy as a kind of alternate-Universe &lt;a href="http://www.tongs.org.uk/wiki.pl?action=browse&#38;diff=1&#38;id=JamesHarries" rel="nofollow"&gt;James Harries&lt;/a&gt; who, instead of having gender-reassignment surgery, decided to express his unhappiness through the medium of HYS. Has anyone tried asking him his opinion of replica furniture?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I always imagine Topsy Turvy as a kind of alternate-Universe <a href="http://www.tongs.org.uk/wiki.pl?action=browse&amp;diff=1&amp;id=JamesHarries" rel="nofollow" onclick="javascript:urchinTracker ('/outbound/comment/www.tongs.org.uk');">James Harries</a> who, instead of having gender-reassignment surgery, decided to express his unhappiness through the medium of HYS. Has anyone tried asking him his opinion of replica furniture?</p>
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		<title>By: Nik</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/29/advice-for-zookeepers/#comment-31844</link>
		<dc:creator>Nik</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 20:28:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What about pit ponies?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What about pit ponies?</p>
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		<title>By: Tim</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/29/advice-for-zookeepers/#comment-31780</link>
		<dc:creator>Tim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 09:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Barry: As any fule no, it's "polygoose".</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Barry: As any fule no, it&#8217;s &#8220;polygoose&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Nelson</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/29/advice-for-zookeepers/#comment-31597</link>
		<dc:creator>Nelson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You're right.  Also, I've read through it all again and I think it *might* be a horrible racist analogy and not "advice for zookeepers" as I first thought.  I feel like a proper charlie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re right.  Also, I&#8217;ve read through it all again and I think it *might* be a horrible racist analogy and not &#8220;advice for zookeepers&#8221; as I first thought.  I feel like a proper charlie.</p>
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		<title>By: Barry Bethel</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/29/advice-for-zookeepers/#comment-31592</link>
		<dc:creator>Barry Bethel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Isn't it mongooses?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Isn&#8217;t it mongooses?</p>
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		<title>By: A.N</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/29/advice-for-zookeepers/#comment-31561</link>
		<dc:creator>A.N</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:22:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And now: on the second london mayoral HYS, the pro-BNP comments have jumped from 4 recommendations to about 40 within 15 minutes, despite having been there all day.

Keith Waters, Ely, the game is up. Your party would rig the ballot boxes if you could.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And now: on the second london mayoral HYS, the pro-BNP comments have jumped from 4 recommendations to about 40 within 15 minutes, despite having been there all day.</p>
<p>Keith Waters, Ely, the game is up. Your party would rig the ballot boxes if you could.</p>
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		<title>By: sir jon dangerous</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/04/29/advice-for-zookeepers/#comment-31538</link>
		<dc:creator>sir jon dangerous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What if it was a ferret and a gecko? Or an otter and a crocodile? I want some ANSWERS, dammit</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What if it was a ferret and a gecko? Or an otter and a crocodile? I want some ANSWERS, dammit</p>
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know, I don't think he needed the bit that says "why people go to these things anyway".</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, I don&#8217;t think he needed the bit that says &#8220;why people go to these things anyway&#8221;.</p>
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