I’ve got a raft of entries from this hilarious pig snatch. Although he (male I think) is a racist prick there’s also plenty of tragic comedy to be had in his consistently moronic posts. It all got even funnier when he mentioned that he’s 27 and suddenly my imagination dressed him in a bow-tie and had him listening to the musicals of Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Here’s a first batch, concerning communism.
The UK should be very cautious of its ties with china until they abandon their archaic hold onto Communism (China, that is! Hard to tell who I mean with Labour in power, I know!) and continue to try and acquire Western military technology/data by surreptitious means.
I also will not listen to one more hypocritical word from this shower of a government with regards to “protecting the environment” and “green taxes” while they continue to encourage manufacturing in China.
Topsy Turvy, England, United Kingdom
I love the idea of those sneaky Chinese peasants (with their bamboo trousers and hats made of rice) trying to sneakily steal all our brilliant technology and data. Any day now they’ll acquire the recipe for gun powder and THEN WHERE WILL WE BE?
But how slender does your grasp of politics and history have to be in order to think our government is communist? I guess it’s possible that he actually has a really solid grasp but has had his head wedged in some railings since 1993 and gets all his news third hand from his mum. She feeds him mashed up banana with a spoon and then tells him stories about the evil red threat and how it’s safest if he stays here, wedged between the bars with mummy, until Elrond has defeated Gordon Brown.
“Mr Brown should be ashamed that he has allowed his position as PM of this country to be used by a ruthless communist regeime.
Mark, Hednesford“As I have been saying for many years now, the Labour party are merely Communists in disguise.
Topsy Turvy, England, United Kingdom
It’s a VERY fucking good disguise.
Is this the beginnings of Cold War 2? Let’s hope so… it’s just the shake-up that Britain needs.
A call to arms will soon sort the wheat from the chaff. Or should I say the willing from the chavs?
Topsy Turvy, England, United Kingdom
What sort of hippo’s cock actually thinks a war would be good way to have a “shake-up”? The sort of startlingly misinformed Young Conservative who thinks the Cold War was actually a war, that’s who. We should round up all these sabre rattling idiots, give them guns and put them on opposite sides of a big field and shout “Go!”. Part of me hopes that they’d kill each other but it seems more likely that they’d hide in a ditch and wet themselves instead (to be fair, this is by far the sanest response and I suspect a great deal of army training is based around overcoming this instinct).
I’ve got loads more from him. Most of these prats post 10 boring racist rants for every comedy gem but this cunt is accidentally hilarious almost every time.
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“What sort of hippo’s cock”
So it’s animal phallus Tuesday now as well?
Always has been. I’ve just been quite restrained with my cocks.
http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/01/22/animal-fanny-tuesday-01/
I don’t think this guy would recognise a communist until they’d freed all his serfs.
Topsy Turvy should write to all the Investment Banks and inform them that they should not take all those billions of dollars from the Communist Asian devils. It is just not capitalism.
Topsy Turvy a nom de plume of Boris Johnson is it? It certainly reads like him.
That, of course, should’ve said ‘Topsy Turvy ISN’T a…’. Bollocks.
I’m pretty sure Topsy Turvy is taking the piss…
There’s plenty of food to go around.
What seems to rather be lacking is abstainence in third-world countries.
Instead of pouring billions of dollars into food aid, we’d be better off giving them TVs to occupy their time.
Topsy Turvy, England, United Kingdom
Apparently, he thinks Africans have eaten their country hot.
No no no no, he’s actually sating that the only way to solve food shortages in Africa is to send in a giant army of transvestites. (Or an army or Giant Transvestites, whatever)
Wither way, I think we have our measure of this “man”
This one really got to you I reckon. Even more hilarious invective than usual.
You forgot to tag this “Animal Fannies”. How are we ever going to cope if you don’t file properly?
Sorry. It’s tagged now. I also gave my left bollock a painful squeeze just to learn myself a lesson.
I think he’s genuine - it’s the witty word-play in the second post that convinced me.
As a true HYSayer, he would NEVER let the fact that the higher social classes tend not to offer up their sons as cannon fodder get in the way of sneering at ‘chavs’.
Hang on, if we sorted “the willing from the chavs” wouldn’t we just be left with chavs? He hasn’t thought this through, has he. The ocelot’s minge.
Wow, could Topsy Turvy have got into the most categories ever?!
He’s right though, Britain should lay off on our relations with the Commu-Devils. Or we may catch Communism, which doesn’t have a cure, no matter how many times you tell it what you think!
Topsy is a nob, no mistake, but this week he seems to be spiralling in all directions, he’s been using his many disguises to storm the threads with a sustained anti-Topsy-thread-hogging campaign. He’s been mobbing himself?
Is he cracking up? That would certainly be entertaining. Let’s hope so.
For fuck’s sake. This thread made me want to cry.