Outsiders and Permanently Bewildered02 May 2008 01:22 pm
By Nelson
Thanks to Daisy for this one from Times Online.
B - BUOYANT
A - ADROIT
R - REALISTIC
A - AMIABLE
C - COURAGEOUS
K - KNOWLEDGEABLEO - OPTIMISTIC
B - BRAINY
A - ALLURING
M - MAGNETIC
A - ABLESo stop the soap opera of Wright and let America discuss the things that matter to the common folk! Sen Kerry’s rebuke of MSNBC was fab!
Elias, Stevenage, UK
It’s a long time since we’ve had a Piss Poor Acronym Competition For Dullards. I’m awarding Elias 2nd prize (1st prize went to a Katie in Year 3: “Baboon Arse Rapists Are Carefully Kneading Our Baboon’s Auspicious Monkey Anus”).
You know what? They should just ban people from saying stuff.
Put that in bold, would you?
B - Ban
A - People
R - From
A - Saying
CK - Stuff.
B - BUOYANT ?
Christ on fucking bike ‘BUOYANT’ if that’s the best you can do for the first fucking letter you know its gonna blow
Execrable
Loser
Is
A
Shitwick
Some <> in the original post were fucking it up. I couldn’t be arsed to replace them with HTML entities so I just deleted them. Then typed the HTML entities here instead and made a mockery of my earlier laziness.
I also edited the acronym cos I had a better idea.
H - Have
I - I
L - Lied
L - lots
A - about
R - Reality ?
Y - Yes
C - o fuck it anyway
N - Now
U - Unless
T - The
C - Chemo
A - Actually
N - Nullifies
C - Cancer
E - Everything’s
R - Ruined
Sorry…
Nelson, you’re just chevron mad.
A
Cunty
Record
Of
Nonsense
You
Mingebag
N - Hang murderers
B umming
A rse
R apist
A ccidentally
C racks
K nackers
O n
B um
A nd
M angles
A sshole
Uh? Editorial control, anyone? I thought blogs were for spouting off any old rubbish on the internet, but clearly this can be done much better and with much more visibility on the sites of once respected media outlets…
How buoyant exactly? What’s his displacement? How much does he weigh?
Can’t we send in submissions any more? I’ve got one.
As opposed to a non-bumming arse rapist?
Now if a hardcore bible bashing american did this it would prob look like this:
B - MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!!
A - MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!!
R - MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!!
A - MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!!
C - MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!!
K - MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!!
O - MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!!
B - MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!!
A - MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!!
M - MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!!
A - MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!!
For some reason they love calling him a muslim when he isn’t.
Maybe it’s because they’re all a shower of racists.
L - LOL!
O - OLOLOL!
L - LOL…..!
F - Fuck
U - Uck [okay, you come up with a better one]
C - Cunt
K - Knobhead
O - Orang-utan’s Orifice
F - Fuck
F - Fuck Off
There, that’s my bit of artistic creativity for the month. Does Jerry Sadowitz need a new scriptwriter?
H Have
Y Your
S Say
Oh right! I just got that..
Taken from FSDT:
Ok…let’s plant the feet firmly on the ground and imagine what kind of changes Obama would initiate in America.
1. There will be more mosques and Islam will become dominant.
2. Racial tensions will increase.
3. Gays and abortionists will be given more rights.
4. Taxes will go sky high to subsidize special interests.
5. Christianity will undergo greater attack and laws will be passed that the Bible is hate speech.
6. Obama’s pals will be appointed to his cabinet and include known terrorists and hate-mongers.
7. Obama will accept terrorist organizations/countries and deal face to face with Hamas and Hezbollah to the detriment of Israel.
8. America’s military strength will be weaker as Obama cuts military.
9. Obama would give away our sovereignty to the UN or other global government.
“Maybe it’s because they’re all a shower of racists.”
Hah, you’re addressing the ENTIRE American population as a ’shower of racists.’ Tsk, tsk, tsk… Such hypocrisy.
No he isn’t, he clearly defines his target as hardcore bible bashing americans. And he’s right, they are a bunch of racists. And thick to boot.
@DW - TRGTCOOAO isn’t a real word though (unless you’re a pigeon). Am I missing something?
Also, in the spirit of bloodyminded pedantry, these are acrostics not acronyms.
They’re both acrostics AND acronyms.
Poor pedantry there Jake. I expect better.
Come on nelson, put up more rantings from crazy fuckers for us to laugh at.
honestly, I don’t know why we pay for this site these days
Check out the shocking acronym/acrostic in this comment box: http://www.nigella.com/recipes/recipe.asp?article=1241
I’d love to know what’s ‘naive’ about a multi millionairess with a penchant for banging other men in front of her dying husband.
(Alright, maybe not literally in front of, then again you never know with these kinds of duck billed platypus fuck boxes.)
Sorry mang. I keep having to “do my job” n shit.
don’t know about the longterm effects - though I don’t see how it can be beneficial BUT I spent the evening once in the company of some people smoking cannabis and I have never seen anything so pathetic in all my life.
One started wittering on about goldfish while pointing at a cheeseplant. Another watched a 1970s episode of Doctor Who in 3D - even though we were watching Se7en at the time.
So from what I’ve seen, cannabis is used by people with a lack of natural imagination. Idiots!
Sue, Tunbridge Wells
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Stop Baracking Obama. Pillory Hillary. Or something.