Permanently Bewildered and Racists07 May 2008 01:20 pm
By Nelson

Thanks to Steve for finding Karl weaver, kent, nincompoop.

I doubt it: Immigration to the UK is scandalous! these people flooding here, with no checkable backgrounds, working in close association with vunerable groups and children. Its an absolute disgrace that they are allowed here of course thats not including the thousands that dont go through the system. they are not vetted prior to entering here which is totally wrong! and puts others at great Risk.

In my view we should cease all imports of these people until we are sure they pose no threats.

Karl weaver, kent

I think you’ve got a bit confused again, Karl.

The ” stuff ” around these days is nothing but Chemical Rubbish and is highly dangerous, we only have to look at various cases of crime were the accused was ” at the time me lord, on a cocktail of Drugs and Alchohol and therefore had no idea what he was doing, he/she is remorsefull of thier acts and deeply regret having turned a persons head into a Football and the resulting brain damage ”

No it should be downgraded! and it should remain BANNED and illliegal to possess. SIMPLE AS!!
Karl weaver, kent

Apparently not simple enough for Karl.

Karl's Konfusion

34 Responses to “Immigraephiles/Paedogrants”

  1. on 07 May 2008 at 1:45 pm Helena

    Yes, we should certainly cease importing these people without checks, or they could infect our society!

    …Has he got paedophilia confused with BSE?

  2. on 07 May 2008 at 1:58 pm Mr Cat

    Jesus wept this idiot gets around…

    Was perusing HYS elsewhere minding my own business when my eyes get assaulted with this nugget of bile:

    “We cant even sort out our own problems in respect of Flooding! let alone assist others as for the reports of 20000+ being dead? hmm more dramatics from the media again in order to justify throwing money at a lost cause. This figure changed every ten minutes on the radio news! its now becomming increasingly difficult to believe anything of this nature reported on the news holds any creedence at all and is merly an exercise to get people to contribute money but to WHAT???????? thats the big Issue.

    Karl weaver, kent”

  3. on 07 May 2008 at 2:16 pm philbert

    The “WHAT????????” in that last comment leads me to believe that “Karl Weaver” is actually a pseudonym for Brian Blessed.

  4. on 07 May 2008 at 2:26 pm Ben

    Gordon’s alive!

    WHAT???????

  5. on 07 May 2008 at 2:38 pm Becka

    I think Karl is confused about his facts and sensationalism. The fact is most abuse of children, and adults to an extent to, is done by people who know them, family or otherwise. Harm can certainly be caused by people totally unknown but its much less likely than someone who is close to the victim, and having migrant ‘people unknown’ is even less of a possibility.

  6. on 07 May 2008 at 2:47 pm Dave

    “Paedogrants”- Ha!

  7. on 07 May 2008 at 2:49 pm Amber

    “This figure changed every ten minutes on the radio news!”
    —————————————-

    Thats the funny thing about huge disasters. Not everyone dies and have their body found AT THE SAME TIME!!!111!!1!11.

    Inconsiderate buggers… if they are going to get swept away and drowned they could at least have the manners to do it in an orderly fashion.

  8. on 07 May 2008 at 3:00 pm Jake the Rat

    Becka, think you might have missed the point a little bit.

  9. on 07 May 2008 at 3:03 pm Big Jamesie

    I’m not donating any money to the Big Issue.

  10. on 07 May 2008 at 3:06 pm Mr Cat

    “deeply regret having turned a persons head into a Football”

    Two words

    Witchcraft

  11. on 07 May 2008 at 3:21 pm beggarbeak

    i’m a newly-arrived immigrant, with a suspicious abundance of melanin in my skin. i’m interested in entering the exciting world of child molestation, and would like to know who to apply for for one of these ‘paedogrants’?

    please be assured my papers are NOT in order.

  12. on 07 May 2008 at 3:26 pm Cayfox

    @beggarbeak:

    Welcome to the UK! To help you settle in, please report to your local dole office where you’ll be issued with your welcome pack.

    It contains a bag of weed, a rubber phallus, a map of school playgrounds, and a big fat cheque made out of the blood, sweat and tears of honest, hard-working BNP voters.

  13. on 07 May 2008 at 3:30 pm Mr Cat

    I think Karl weaver should be a regular twat. According to his profile he made a total of 5 rabidly angry spewings in a 20 minute window this morning in 5 separate HYS topics.

    He even managed to get “uncheckable immigrants” into a topic discussing the future of Royal Mail!!

    And he was compelled to tell us all about his ability to prediuct the future regarding CCTV:

    “I wrote an article in my Local paper years ago saying that CCTV will not reduce crime having witnessed police chiefs bragging about its effectiveness. Its a Disgrace that all CCTV is being used for is to monitor the movements of members of the public going about thier daily buisness, its nothing at all to do with Crime Prevention at all and i said so YEARS AGO!”

    This is not just “HYS” its “HYS EXTREME”

  14. on 07 May 2008 at 3:31 pm Helen

    I think it’s possible that Karl has actually had his head “turned into a Football and the resulting brain damage. And now puts others at great Risk”.

  15. on 07 May 2008 at 3:35 pm Helen

    Damn, I couldn’t get my speech marks the wrong way round like he did. Had to settle for in the wrong places. Have I been outsmarted by Karl weaver?

  16. on 07 May 2008 at 3:44 pm Jake the Rat

    Outsmarted isn’t really the word for it. You’ve been plank’d!

    (Note that I carefully avoided using any speech marks at all. You can’t be too careful with your punctuation these days. Only last week I was set upon by a gang of rogue semicolons - FACT)

  17. on 07 May 2008 at 3:50 pm Helen

    I’m sure the semicolons were very remorsefull.

  18. on 07 May 2008 at 4:09 pm Dafeetist

    Is a semicolon some kind of inverse half erection?

  19. on 07 May 2008 at 4:12 pm Jake the Rat

    @ Helen, I suspect some miscegenation in their heritage, the dirty half breeds.

    @ Dafeetist, I think a semicolonic is what a semi-flaccid Ron Jeremy would dole out…

  20. on 07 May 2008 at 4:14 pm Scribbles

    Has ‘SIMPLE AS!!’ become the new ‘END OF!!!’? And what’s become of ‘FACT!!!!11!1!’?

  21. on 07 May 2008 at 4:15 pm Bisyss

    Puts others at great Risk, eh? Those “others” had better not be me - I can’t find any of the cards and I think one of cannons has been eaten by next door’s cat.

  22. on 07 May 2008 at 7:10 pm Alex

    This is the part that I found interesting:
    “The ” stuff ” around these days is nothing but Chemical Rubbish”

    Honestly, drugs today! I tell you, they don’t make ‘em like they used to, back when I were a lad we’d walk ten miles barefoot in the snow for just one rock of crack. And the acid trips were all in black and white. ‘Course back then we had REAL skag, not like the Chemical Rubbish you get these days. Honestly, you kids, you don’t know you’re born.

    And here’s a sobering thought: as the Summer of Love generation reaches retirement age, we’ll get a lot more of this.

  23. on 07 May 2008 at 7:28 pm Simon

    Scribbles,
    End of. Simple as. It’s all good, the important thing is not to finish your. Finishing sentences is SO last.
    —————-
    From the Burma thread, by my new least favourite person:
    “By the looks of the pictures on the BBC news page about Burma, it looks like the UK on a really windy day. I saw worse in the 1986 hurricane in the south of the UK. We had no Electrikery, water or sewage for well over a week. Buldings had been blown down, 600 year old trees felled and so on. In which case I’m a little miffed as to why the Bumese government is asking for international help.
    Doesn’t look a major crisis to me. Although I’m sure it is to those that live there.

    Bristol Pirate Init, Bristol, United Kingdom”
    ——————
    at the top of the same page is the bbc summary including:
    “22,464 people had been confirmed dead and another 41,054 people missing. Up to a million people are thought to have been left homeless.”

  24. on 07 May 2008 at 8:18 pm Onion Terror

    I love the seemingly random addition of Giles Brandreth to the immagrunts picture, it really adds something.

  25. on 08 May 2008 at 2:44 am There is science to be done

    I, having raped children and kept children (post-pubesent, so not technically a dirty paedo) in dungeons for a long time, defrauded various financial institutions, plus the government of their dues. I declare that I offer nothing to society; really nothing, ( I checked and I serve no purpose.) I just want to say that I am proud to be BRITISH!!!!!! And no more illegitimants to these shores.

  26. on 08 May 2008 at 10:33 am emordino

    > We had no Electrikery, water or sewage for well over a week.

    Dem fancy city-folk and dere elec-trickery.

  27. on 08 May 2008 at 11:51 am Toby

    Bristol Pirate may in fact be Catweasel.

  28. on 08 May 2008 at 12:58 pm bigruss

    I think Karl Weaver of Kent is a little confused.

    As all good paedophiles know, you join aid agencies to get sent out of Britain to the third world where you can molest, rape and murder kiddies under the guise of helping the poor and needy.

    You got it the wrong way round Karl!!

  29. on 08 May 2008 at 11:52 pm zacharay thackaray

    seems to have escaped this clown’s attention that when you downgrade something, like, say, a drug, it’s actually making the penalty LESS severe!!

  30. on 10 May 2008 at 1:48 pm Lindsay

    “In my view we should cease all imports of these people until we are sure they pose no threats.”

    That sounds a bit like a knee-jerk reaction. Could we not put them into quarantine until we’re certain they’ve fled grinding poverty under authoritarian regimes is for reasons other than the opportunity to molest children?

    And of course other options exist when we’re importing too much of a certain commodity. Perhaps we could introduce tariffs on child sex offenders, or maybe an annual limit?

    On second thoughts, China would probably ignore the cap and send over too many, leading to an EU nonce war.

  31. on 10 May 2008 at 1:56 pm Lindsay

    *sets up a business importing kiddie fiddlers*

    I’ve got a gross of Eastern European perverts arriving next weekend. They’re marvelous, so much more hard working than lazy British sex offenders - and too vulnerable to unionise.

    They fill valuable skills shortages, nobody else seems willing to study to be a Catholic priest these days.

  32. on 12 May 2008 at 7:51 am fogbat

    “Karl Weaver, Kent”

    He can’t even spell “cunt” correctly :(

  33. on 06 Jun 2008 at 11:43 am bigruss

    Is that a green pair of tits next to giles brandreths head - or a hairy green ballsack?

  34. on 06 Jun 2008 at 11:45 am Nelson

    It’s a green pair of tits. If I’m drawing a ballsack I usually (but not always) put a cock on it too.

    I’m good at drawings.

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