Comments on: Sticky and Stinky http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/ A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar. Sat, 06 Sep 2008 18:28:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Em http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/#comment-33854 Em Mon, 12 May 2008 21:15:03 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/#comment-33854 The spellchecker, on the other hand is NOT your friend. Although it might've helped with the consequences. The spellchecker, on the other hand is NOT your friend. Although it might’ve helped with the consequences.

]]> By: Rose http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/#comment-33328 Rose Sat, 10 May 2008 09:28:40 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/#comment-33328 I have laughed so much at this thread that I'm crying. Thankfully, the fact that I'm too lazy to apply makeup before 6pm means that I've avoided the Gothic 'rivers of mascara' look. I have laughed so much at this thread that I’m crying. Thankfully, the fact that I’m too lazy to apply makeup before 6pm means that I’ve avoided the Gothic ‘rivers of mascara’ look.

]]> By: Nelson http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/#comment-33315 Nelson Sat, 10 May 2008 01:47:05 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/#comment-33315 Ok. I've crossed you off my "Beheading" list. Ok. I’ve crossed you off my “Beheading” list.

]]> By: Guido http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/#comment-33262 Guido Fri, 09 May 2008 18:58:54 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/#comment-33262 Nelson: I apologise if I offended you... that had not been my intention. Nelson: I apologise if I offended you… that had not been my intention.

]]> By: James http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/#comment-33256 James Fri, 09 May 2008 16:53:33 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/#comment-33256 <blockquote>Remember… Google is your friend.</blockquote> Really? Let's check it against the things I look for in a friend: Get its round in at the pub - no. Lend you a quid when you've no bus fare - no. Introduce you to its hot sister - no, and if you were about to suggest gmail then you have <i>real</i> problems. Thus I conclude google is not my friend, rather it is a useful internet search engine. I think the only way one could confuse the two is if one had no actual real friends made of human beings.

Remember… Google is your friend.

Really? Let’s check it against the things I look for in a friend:

Get its round in at the pub - no.
Lend you a quid when you’ve no bus fare - no.
Introduce you to its hot sister - no, and if you were about to suggest gmail then you have real problems.

Thus I conclude google is not my friend, rather it is a useful internet search engine. I think the only way one could confuse the two is if one had no actual real friends made of human beings.

]]> By: philbert http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/#comment-33245 philbert Fri, 09 May 2008 14:31:03 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/#comment-33245 Google is your friend - unless you're a Chinese person trying to access the foreign media. Google is your friend - unless you’re a Chinese person trying to access the foreign media.

]]> By: Nelson http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/#comment-33239 Nelson Fri, 09 May 2008 13:26:36 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/#comment-33239 Did somebody really just say "Google is your friend" on my blog? I think this might be the end of the world. Fuck right off you Grade-A Sainsbury's "Taste The Difference" prick. Did somebody really just say “Google is your friend” on my blog? I think this might be the end of the world.

Fuck right off you Grade-A Sainsbury’s “Taste The Difference” prick.

]]> By: Guido http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/#comment-33238 Guido Fri, 09 May 2008 13:16:36 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/#comment-33238 Are you saying weed doesn't smell like pot? Of course it does! The first time I drove through a cloud of skunk roadkill stench in Los Angeles I thought I had driven right by a huge hydroponic drughouse! It was then I realised that this is where the term comes from. Perhaps the guy's comments on the BBC hiring people who've been to university is referring to the ability to do research and discover that some types of pot actually do smell of skunk, not necessarily about knowing what skunk smells like. Remember... Google is your friend. Are you saying weed doesn’t smell like pot? Of course it does!

The first time I drove through a cloud of skunk roadkill stench in Los Angeles I thought I had driven right by a huge hydroponic drughouse! It was then I realised that this is where the term comes from.

Perhaps the guy’s comments on the BBC hiring people who’ve been to university is referring to the ability to do research and discover that some types of pot actually do smell of skunk, not necessarily about knowing what skunk smells like.

Remember… Google is your friend.

]]> By: Nelson http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/#comment-33237 Nelson Fri, 09 May 2008 13:10:48 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/#comment-33237 Really? Are you the person who watches "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps"? Really?

Are you the person who watches “Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps”?

]]> By: Bill Wood http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/#comment-33236 Bill Wood Fri, 09 May 2008 13:03:55 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/07/sticky-and-stinky/#comment-33236 You sure that's a genuine gaffe? That's the sort of post I would put if I was having a laugh. You sure that’s a genuine gaffe? That’s the sort of post I would put if I was having a laugh.

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