Thanks to Bob, who reckoned this one was computer generated. I reckon it looks real. Anyway, it’s goaded me into building a HYS generator. I think I’ll do it soon
Cannabis should not even be aloud it just ruins peoples lifes. Ban drugs altogether, whoever made them just wanted to escape their life, but they didn’t know that they can’t escape prison. Anyone who is thinking of taking that drug don’t there are consiquences!
Thanks
Georgina, Bolton
Thanks! Your post was like a slap in the face. It made me realise that I’m only doing this to try and escape my life. I might print it and hand out copies to the crack addict prostitutes on my way home. In fact, I was planning to head down to Boots at lunchtime, buy a plastic tube from the beer brewing section and then blow half a gram of ket up my arse (in the comfort of a public toilet). I’ve nearly changed my mind now and will probably just have a cheeky line and a sniff of Tippex.
*within 15 years.
“Ban drugs altogether!” It’s so simple. Why didn’t someone think of that before?
This thread is a goldmine! This one contains a warning… Kids: Don’t do Gordon Brown.
the reason why the government are pressing harder on cannabis. is that they know. drugs like heroin and cocaine. have spiraled out of control. london. is the drugs capital. and that is it. i have never seen so much cocaine about in northern ireland. in my life. jails are gonna fill up again. i take a smoke of cannabis now and again. to relax me. not get me high. if i want to get high i would go for the more available drugs. coke. heroin. gordon brown. you where warned.
patrick kelly, belfast
i think patrick. has fucked his. brain up.
gordon brown. texture like sun.
I like the fact that she can’t decide whether she’s worried that Cannabis has severe consequences, or she really wants it to.
Prison isn’t good enough for this junkie scum. I say hang them all - and then hang them all again just to make sure!!
Cannabis is just the first step on the slippery ladder to becoming a full blown crack whore - you have been warned!
bigruss, I sincerely hope that was an ironic post. It was so authentic, I thought it was a quote from HYS.
Drugs are evil, stick to booze instead.
With problems like hers, you have to give her credit for even trying to spell “consequences”!
Let’s ban war, murder and stealing things as well.
This post made me laugh, until I remembered that Georgina’s vote on anything cancels out mine.
Only the sorrowful clown picture would do my current sentiments justice right now.
I’m confused.
Is Becka a troll, does she think this is actually HYS, or is there some devastatingly subtle irony to her comments which I’m too stoned to pick up on? Do I give a fuck? Is that an olive?
if you ban drugs, what are all those nice coke dealers going to do for a living? don’t you realise the human cost, haven’t you noticed there is a recession coming, its hard enough for them to get a fair price as it is, imagine putting thousands of dealers out of work, they are already claiming all they can on benefits just to get by.
Today, class, we’re going to write letters about how bad drugs are! Remember our lessons? Georgina! Stop picking your nose! The best ones will be posted to the BBC!
I took drugs once. They made me shit myself. Wheres the fun in that?
That’s because they were laxatives. Incidentally, I used to know someone whose favourite joke was to spike your coffee with LSD and laxatives. The cunt.
Albert Niemann, he’s your man Georgina. Isolated the active alkaloid in the coca plant and created cocaine he did.
Hmmm, now if only we could go back to the 1860s and warn him of his imminent spell in prison, cause apparently he didn’t know he can’t escape prison.
Who DID make the drugs?