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12 Responses to “Bumper Crop #3”

1. on 10 May 2008 at 5:26 pm   Mildred Roper
   
   

   A rich seam of madness. Lovely.

   Less biscuit based systems on the BBC please, especially lady based biscuit systems.

   I’ve come over all funny now.

2. on 10 May 2008 at 5:42 pm   Rhinestone Choirboy
   
   

   I think the complaint was about accuracy. The programme failed to show chocolate reaching the stomach, bypassing the rest of the digestive tract and settling directly onto her buttocks.

3. on 10 May 2008 at 8:53 pm   Jordan
   
   

   Buttocks, Wings, or used efficiently as pure energy for cleaning

4. on 10 May 2008 at 10:01 pm   Blue Suede Moo
   
   

   It should be obvious to the One Show producers that women do *not* have digestive systems.

   After food enters the mouth, it is carried away into the ether by angels.

5. on 10 May 2008 at 10:29 pm   The Gnome Secretary
   
   

   Buttocks, Wings, or used efficiently as pure energy for cleaning

   Stuart Booth: is that you?

   In other news, our extensive CCTV coverage, of Nelson’s house, caught him smelling one of his own farts yesterday! And you thought the surveillence state was a waste of time and money.

   Regarding the post: read on and you’ll find the person was outraged because they didn’t show the part of mummy’s tummy where the baby grows. It is in the tummy, right?

6. on 11 May 2008 at 11:02 am   Graham
   
   

   In other news, I think I may have found a new candidate for joining the regular twats.

   I would like to support his candidacy with such gems as
   

   G Brown is not only the PM he is pulling the Darling strings, in other worlds becoming a Dictator who is feeding of the poor.

   And,

   Im 57 unmarried, not attached and would love a younger partner, Applicants via HYS

7. on 11 May 2008 at 11:06 am   Graham
   
   

   Just realised something about that second quote. He must have some balls posting that on HYS with all the would-be paedo-police who post there. No doubt one of them would offer to cut them off for him.

8. on 11 May 2008 at 5:23 pm   mike
   
   

   I like how that bloke seems to think the book was called 1983:

   This is just another case of some people wanting control over other people, plus Labour’s obsession with producing G Orwels 1983 society. Ken Livingstone was known as the Looney left and Im sure its spread to the rest of the labour party.

9. on 11 May 2008 at 8:40 pm   Alex
   
   

   Wow. Not content at just not reading ‘Ninteen eighty-four’ like the rest of the HYS cattle, he’s gone one further and not even bothered to look at the front cover.

10. on 12 May 2008 at 10:34 am   Joe
    
    

    There’s thirty pages of this fucker’s nonsense, covering around two years… And they haven’t got any better since they wrote this back in May 2006…

    At least someone has offered to get round a table and create intercourse. Unlike some that would rather talk through bombing and treating people

11. on 13 May 2008 at 11:59 am   admirable chrichton
    
    

    If these people are going to blow off on HYS like the swivel eyed reactionary fuckwards they are, they should at least have the decency to learn how to blimmin spell. Kweenz Inglish and all.

12. on 13 May 2008 at 10:01 pm   Stonewash Denim
    
    

    Bomb or Treat!?

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