Comments on: Bumper Crop #4 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/ A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar. Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:26:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Dr D http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/#comment-33817 Dr D Mon, 12 May 2008 20:23:52 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/#comment-33817 i want to see streaker cock of wimmin's football too. please, mr cameraman? i want to see streaker cock of wimmin’s football too. please, mr cameraman?

]]> By: Nelson http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/#comment-33748 Nelson Mon, 12 May 2008 15:45:07 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/#comment-33748 “And now, The News At Ten, with the contours of Andy Serkiss's nutsack” “And now, The News At Ten, with the contours of Andy Serkiss’s nutsack”

]]> By: philbert http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/#comment-33746 philbert Mon, 12 May 2008 15:33:35 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/#comment-33746 "And now, The News At Ten, with Andy Serkiss" “And now, The News At Ten, with Andy Serkiss”

]]> By: Mont http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/#comment-33741 Mont Mon, 12 May 2008 15:15:57 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/#comment-33741 They should dress newsreaders in those green suits they use for special effects work and chromakey in an appropriate costume for each story: camouflage during items on military conflicts, pinstripe suit for business news or a clown outfit for political stories. (see that, that's satire that is) They should dress newsreaders in those green suits they use for special effects work and chromakey in an appropriate costume for each story: camouflage during items on military conflicts, pinstripe suit for business news or a clown outfit for political stories. (see that, that’s satire that is)

]]> By: philbert http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/#comment-33738 philbert Mon, 12 May 2008 15:13:55 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/#comment-33738 The womble idea is a good one, or alternatively Jurgen Prochnow's uniform from Das Boot. The womble idea is a good one, or alternatively Jurgen Prochnow’s uniform from Das Boot.

]]> By: Jordan http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/#comment-33736 Jordan Mon, 12 May 2008 14:54:54 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/#comment-33736 “I find that the female news reporter is not very clear with her pronunciation, it is nice to see her but she could do better at this.” So as long as she looks nice, it must be okay? Also if she was to wear clothes suited to the story, I think the BBC should do one better! Make her play act like she's in the storm, it would be interesting to watch, beneficial to blind people and if she got so good at it, she wouldn't have to talk, and we wouldn't have to hear the disgusting pretty drool that comes out of her mouth. “I find that the female news reporter is not very clear with her pronunciation, it is nice to see her but she could do better at this.”

So as long as she looks nice, it must be okay?

Also if she was to wear clothes suited to the story, I think the BBC should do one better! Make her play act like she’s in the storm, it would be interesting to watch, beneficial to blind people and if she got so good at it, she wouldn’t have to talk, and we wouldn’t have to hear the disgusting pretty drool that comes out of her mouth.

]]> By: John http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/#comment-33729 John Mon, 12 May 2008 14:18:48 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/#comment-33729 A womble costume? A womble costume?

]]> By: Oliver http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/#comment-33725 Oliver Mon, 12 May 2008 14:05:55 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/#comment-33725 Go on Philbert, what do you think our Fiona or Natasha should have been wearing when they broke the Fritzl story? Go on Philbert, what do you think our Fiona or Natasha should have been wearing when they broke the Fritzl story?

]]> By: philbert http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/#comment-33723 philbert Mon, 12 May 2008 13:54:00 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/#comment-33723 Obviously the Beeb should have a special wardrobe department who supply outfits to match the general tone of whatever news item is being read at a given time. A bit like Mr Benn. Obviously the Beeb should have a special wardrobe department who supply outfits to match the general tone of whatever news item is being read at a given time. A bit like Mr Benn.

]]> By: Oliver http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/#comment-33718 Oliver Mon, 12 May 2008 13:29:41 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/12/bumper-crop-4/#comment-33718 I immediately googled the streaker for women's FA cup and was delighted to find a photo easily. It was posted on The Telegraph website. I was however somewhat disappointed to find that she had kept her knickers on, and they had placed a football over the photo covering her breasts. Im not a chauvanist but I was really looking forward to chimping off over her display of public nudity. What has the world come to when women streakers and the media are denying us RED BLOODED males from expressing our appreciation of the fairer sex. I bet that bird who does the snooker is well up for it as well, having to spend all day looking at those alpha males who play the game waving their long straight cues around all day. The news is boring. Just as you get a semi over Fiona they put up some photo of a person starving or worse Gordon Brown and then it goes away. Those weather girls are alright though but you gotta be really quick. I immediately googled the streaker for women’s FA cup and was delighted to find a photo easily. It was posted on The Telegraph website.

I was however somewhat disappointed to find that she had kept her knickers on, and they had placed a football over the photo covering her breasts.

Im not a chauvanist but I was really looking forward to chimping off over her display of public nudity.

What has the world come to when women streakers and the media are denying us RED BLOODED males from expressing our appreciation of the fairer sex.

I bet that bird who does the snooker is well up for it as well, having to spend all day looking at those alpha males who play the game waving their long straight cues around all day.

The news is boring. Just as you get a semi over Fiona they put up some photo of a person starving or worse Gordon Brown and then it goes away. Those weather girls are alright though but you gotta be really quick.

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