Permanently Bewildered12 May 2008 08:34 am

Those Damn Jewish Nazis

By Nelson

Thanks to Jemma. “How will the web change the world?”

Well having read the comments on here I think Sir Tim needs to start feeling a bit less optimistic. Apparently the jewish/nazi run internet is so attention sapping it even causes people to forget the question.
Sully, Worksop

What question? I’m afraid I’ve forgotten because I was thinking about tits.

As I sit at my computer
Burning the midnight oil
The floods are all around me
NATURE I thought nothing could spoil

I put my fingers on the keyboard
It has more ENERGY than me
I start to question what happened
Did the world not really SEE?

Was this another EXTRA
To break the donkeys back?
TOO LATE to now stop it
The climate is on the ATTACK

I slowly go to the window
Everything is how it looks
I start to feel so GUILTY
Did they really BURN THE BOOKS?
PREMONITION, UK

Powerful stuff.

15 Responses to “Those Damn Jewish Nazis”

  1. on 12 May 2008 at 8:51 am   anon

    I think you mean powerful STUFF.

  2. on 12 May 2008 at 8:52 am   Werka

    Ah yes, that old expression - “it’s the extra that broke the donkey’s back”.

    If you collate the upper case words in this poem (if that’s what it is) and read it in the voice of Mark E Smith it makes for quite a convincing Fall lyric:

    NATURE! ENERGY, SEE?
    EXTRA, TOO LATE!
    ATTACK GUILTY.
    BURN THE BOOKS!

  3. on 12 May 2008 at 9:43 am   emordino

    I think Sully’s just trying to cover his bases. It stands to reason that either Nazis or Jews are controlling the internet, but it is as yet to early to say which it is.

  4. on 12 May 2008 at 9:46 am   milt

    I saw that, but had to leave whilst nature was attacking. Did anyone catch the full time score?

  5. on 12 May 2008 at 11:07 am   Alex

    I think a Jewish/Nazi Run would be an excellent way for Prince Harry to keep fit and raise money for charity at the same time.

  6. on 12 May 2008 at 12:01 pm   fraggle

    I’d seriously love to hear “Sully” explain what he/she thinks actually happened in the holocaust.

  7. on 12 May 2008 at 1:23 pm   NW Simon

    He/she probably thinks it’s something to do with LOLcats.

  8. on 12 May 2008 at 2:57 pm   Jordan

    Damn Nazis! If they had never polluted the air with all of those burnt books, then we wouldn’t be facing climate change this early!

  9. on 12 May 2008 at 4:10 pm   Gilbert Wham

    Eh? What? What the fuck’s going on? Bewilderingly deluded as HYS comments normally are, this one takes the cake. Is it some elaborate Dadaist-style joke, or what?

  10. on 12 May 2008 at 4:47 pm   Clara Belle

    I like the idea that the Jews and the Nazis have put history behind them and are running the internet together. It’s a lovely image

  11. on 12 May 2008 at 4:50 pm   Toby

    We were in it together from the start, the Holocaust was just a front to get six million of us out of Germany/East Europe without anyone noticing, so we could more effectively control the rest of the world. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a global economy to manipulate.

  12. on 12 May 2008 at 6:18 pm   Becca

    You just know if someone posted that on HYS someone would believe it.

  13. on 13 May 2008 at 7:46 am   Tim

    Poetic licence revoked.

  14. on 15 May 2008 at 7:58 pm   Alex

    Toby:
    Why would six million Nazis want to leave Germany and Eastern Europe just when it was going so well for them there?

  15. on 19 May 2008 at 2:27 pm   Evil Graham

    I think the spirit of genius poet William McGonagall lives on.