Comments on: Girl On Girl

By: Eddie

Eddie — Sun, 18 May 2008 10:36:51 +0000

Oh god. In this case I think “The Brain of Morbius” refers to the 1976 Dr Who serial of the same name. You can actually tell he’s a 70s retro Who fan because he uses the phrase “Women’s lib”.

By: James

James — Fri, 16 May 2008 11:16:20 +0000

That’s frighteningly close to being a coherent argument, athoiugh naturally he’s clothed it in just enough vitriol and oversimplification as to render it practically meaningless. And he doesn’t explain how we’re supposed to keep birth rates down with neck-cocks playing about with our testosterone levels…

By: Mr Cat

Mr Cat — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:30:50 +0000

I also see that angryman of genitalia-growing fame is obliquely placing the fault of deforestation firmly at the popes door

China is the only country tackling this problem with its 1 baby per couple policy.

Latin America is run ideologically by the Pope, with his ‘more and more souls for our Lord’, no abortions, no birth control policy

Want to stop deforestation in Latin America? knock on the Popes door first

angry man

By: Mr Cat

Mr Cat — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:24:12 +0000

Can we set up an area of this site and call it “Elie watch” where people can amass all the genius of Elie Ngandu in one place?

I think Elie deserves his own website – even if he is a fake he deserves credit for generating such a powerful response to his insane ramblings.

By: philbert

philbert — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:32:02 +0000

So basically, women are less manly nowadays than they used to be, and it’s all Professor Utonium’s fault?

By: sir jon dangerous

sir jon dangerous — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:22:36 +0000

I dunno, girls these days, going around getting forrun peado cocks grafted onto their necks, then cutting them off, opening minicab firms, marrying Mike Read and killing vampires. I blame Tony B-Liar and Gordon Clown and the rest of the liberal nazi commie ZaNu-Labour-PF fascists. You couldn’t make it up! But I could – and have.

By: awesom-o-4000

awesom-o-4000 — Fri, 16 May 2008 00:42:59 +0000

Actaully, I think what Elie Ngandu would do is breed women shorter, to avoid the creation of MONSTERS.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=144216&in_page_id=34&expand=true

By: awesom-o-4000

awesom-o-4000 — Fri, 16 May 2008 00:34:48 +0000

Ask yourself this: what would Elie Ngandu do?

I can tell you this, he would certainly put a stop to dogs’ talking cocks being grafted onto our women. Then he might go for a cup of tea and a nice sandwich. Or perhaps watch some telly.

By: Rhinestone Choirboy

Rhinestone Choirboy — Thu, 15 May 2008 21:40:57 +0000

To be fair, it is obvious why women are trying to grow neck cocks. If you combine feminine wiles with masculine cock you have a being capable of taking over the world.

Not sure what he means by dragging the Powerpuff Girls into it though. I mean, sure they smoked a bit of crack and turned tricks to fund their habit, but they never tried to glamorise what they were doing.

By: Scribbles

Scribbles — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:20:50 +0000

And as an undead, giant brained monkey who just wants a peaceful pint down the Vic I have to agree with Mr Speaks. Why can’t those little whores just stop with their cartoons and their quirky teen dramedies and cook my fucking dinner?