Plain Weird19 May 2008 12:37 pm

Completely Agree

By Nelson

Thanks to Simon for this. Not sure which thread it was from but I don’t think that matters.

Dear Ma’ams

I see your point just as you see mine.

There is no room for discussion,life goes on as it always will.I don’t want to discuss with small brains like you, either!(in your short-breath asthmatic language).What can you say?All bred of servile puppits happy to serve.Put your GB up you know.You can’t test any more bombs in Oz-test them on Glasgow.

What about God?You forgot,little eating mouths!He’s still there.

You can play little games but beware the great bear-it will sweep away your childish Tornados and Vulcans in 20 minutes..but you’ve seen it on Hollywood.

Little oxygen absorbing soft tissue creatures with small ungodly brains.

Court U later from behind
Ffilip

It’s not often I find a post on HYS that I completely agree with.

20 Responses to “Completely Agree”

  1. on 19 May 2008 at 12:55 pm   Petpete

    If this was in iambic pentameter I would be convinced it was Shakespeare… or Shitspeare.

  2. on 19 May 2008 at 1:11 pm   James

    Isn’t ‘Shitspeare’ a make of strap-on?

    Perhaps a masculinated female can confirm?

  3. on 19 May 2008 at 1:16 pm   Josef P Fizzle

    No, filip, we’ll court *you* from behind.

  4. on 19 May 2008 at 1:31 pm   Jake the Rat

    Little oxygen absorbing soft tissue creatures with small ungodly brains.

    I, for one, welcome our new Evil Insect Overlords.

  5. on 19 May 2008 at 1:45 pm   Billyo

    I think someone should remind Ffilip that punctuation marks and spaces are not mutually exclusive.

  6. on 19 May 2008 at 1:50 pm   Simon

    it was from the thread about the pope visiting the USA, of course!

    waht are you servile puppits wittering on (in your short-breath asthmatic language) about strap-ons for when you should be worrying about the great bear

  7. on 19 May 2008 at 2:12 pm   Big Jamesie

    I’m shocked and saddened that the great bear will take 20 minutes to sweep away our childish Tornados and Vulcans. In my day, the great bear would have managed that feat in 10.

  8. on 19 May 2008 at 2:19 pm   Mr Cat

    That reminds me… anyone turned up anything interesting on Elie watch?

    I saw this from a piece on a beauty queen standing to be an MP a few weeks ago.

    Once beauty replaces knowledge of politic, most assurely the world will come to its end, Why not Victoria Beckham an MP? Think one day Girls Aloud will be so loud to take the power.

    I guess if a beauty a voted as MP, politicians won’t do anything than staring at that beauty mass building. It would be a shame.

    - Elie Ngandu, Newcastle upon Tyne, UK

  9. on 19 May 2008 at 2:41 pm   Oliver

    You made that up, didn’t you Mr Cat.

    Mind you, I could live in a Girls Aloud run world though they would be rubbish in Europe as they have already stated they cant speak French - bit jingoistic.

  10. on 19 May 2008 at 3:13 pm   philbert

    That’s OK, they’ll let the funky music do the talking. I agree with him about Glasgow, though.

  11. on 19 May 2008 at 3:20 pm   Felna

    Sounds like he’s translating his posts into Swahili and back again using a website before posting to me

  12. on 19 May 2008 at 3:23 pm   Castro GTX

    Puny Humans!

  13. on 19 May 2008 at 4:18 pm   James

    Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

  14. on 19 May 2008 at 5:28 pm   countdruncula

    Elie has been peppering the metro website with his usual nonsense of late: search http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=Elie+Ngandu+site%3Awww.metro.co.uk&btnG=Google+Search&meta=&aq=f

  15. on 19 May 2008 at 5:40 pm   Bill Ingram

    Court ya l8r babe

  16. on 20 May 2008 at 1:37 am   Onion Terror

    These rantings sound like discarded Radiohead lyrics to me. Especially

    “What about God?You forgot,little eating mouths!He’s still there.”

    and

    “Little oxygen absorbing soft tissue creatures with small ungodly brains.”

    Go on, imagine it. From Amnesiac, perhaps.

  17. on 20 May 2008 at 6:38 am   Toby

    Surely more like Manic Street Preachers’ song titles?

    I agree about Glasgow too, and I live there.

  18. on 20 May 2008 at 6:57 am   Jason

    Fuck yes. I take back everything I ever said about HYS. Imagine if this had never come to light. It’s changed my fuckin life, man.

  19. on 28 May 2008 at 8:56 pm   Maz

    It’s like, oh my God, it’s like your reading my mind, man!

  20. on 21 Sep 2008 at 12:49 pm   Joe Plus

    Reads like a Fall song.