The Regular Twats19 May 2008 12:46 pm
Fearless Investigative Journalism
By Nelson“Totally Disgruntled” has been trying to dig up some dirt on “NuLabour”. I expect he was busy the day they started privatising the health and education systems. And maybe he hasn’t fully understood that an illegal war is still a crime even if you only bomb Arabs. Never mind, he’s hit paydirt now.
You will be banned from sending your child to school if not vaccinated.
You will risk being imprisoned for not sending your child to school.
How does NuLabour reconcile this?
Totally Disgruntled, Wokingham
NOW YOU’VE GOT THEM!! They won’t wriggle out of it this time!
He doesnt mention the penalty for not having children at all.
I fear the next knock on the door will be the authorities arresting me for not having my non-existent offspring vaccinated or enrolled in the local comp.
If anyone asks, I have fled the country under an assumed name. I thank Totally Disgruntled for opening my eyes to this Orwellian nightmare.
I assigned a whole minute to this post. It took me 8 seconds to actually read it. Then a further 20 to digest what TG was trying to say.
Finally, by way of a devising a little grid with TG’s option on vaccination and schooling down either side, I was able to deduce that if he vaccinates his kids and sends them to school, he won’t face any legal action.
And now I have 20 seconds spare………
I don’t know how we’re supposed to send our kids to school with the Royal Mail in the state it’s in. I have to walk at least some miles to get to a Post Office these days. I may as well just take my kids to school myself and save on packing crates. At least there’s a vaccine available for this sort of problem.
TG is concerned about children…blatantly a paedophile.
Someone as obviously intelligent as Totally Disgruntled could probably just avoid prison by homeschooling their kids.
Oh, WAIT! I get it now.
TD is trying to say that vaccination is a bad thing for your kids. He/She would love to send them to school but couldn’t possibly do so as the little darlings would have to be pricked (can I use that word in association with children these days?) with a needle - presumably by some evil overpaid/underworked/paedo doctor.
Clearly vaccination isn’t an effective solution to illness or death from easily preventable diseases as I had always imagined, but a method the government uses to control our minds and have the next generation all vote NooLabour without thinking.
There’s more to TD than meets the eye………
The truth-seeking Bow Tie wearing investigatalism of Topsy Turvy has uncovered a far more sinister agenda for Nu Labour - so much so that its the most recommended post in the booze thread.
“Alcohol - Do you know your limits”
Nu Labour are Muslim extremists! You heard it on HYS first!
You couldn’t make it up! End of!! Etc!!!
I like the idea of being pissed all the time in order to not be muslim. Thanks to Topsy T we can now fuck our livers for England and St George.
and thanks to whoever it was (I assume Nelson) for sorting out my clumsy blockquote…
I had to sort it out because I was ashamed of you. Not angry, just disappointed.
This guy reminds me of this wanker http://www.youtube.com/user/darrenpollard1st some pretty wacky vids, second funniest brummy just behind Jasper Carrot
Totally Disgruntled is John Redwood writing under an assumed name.
Another sayhaver standing up against McNuLabour
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I’ve been told I should drink less than 21 units of alcohol a week.
No problem.
I don’t drink units, I drink pints
Andrew Carter, London, United Kingdom
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I don’t like this cunt.
Technically he’s right, there are no units of alcohol in the pints of goat semen he’s chugging.
You know, people sometimes try to deny that there’s a reason to neuter people at birth. Last laugh, you say?
What is wrong with you bastards?
I’ve noticed over the past few posts that people have degraded into–almost–civil conversation. Instead of the usual, far more entertaining, high-brow name calling.
In the words of The King: a little less conversation, more animal anatomy please.
Shrimp cocks.
“Nu Labour are Muslim extremists! You heard it on HYS first!”
That explains Gordon Brown’s head. It’s actually a huge erect muslim cock.
Here’s an interesting one from the HYS debate on Abortion:
“Abortion is a sin against God and those with the power to save these precious lives should vote for a complete ban and stop the torrent of blood flowing from the corpses of the innocent!! If I sound dramatic, well it is a dramatic and a vile thing that this ‘civilised’ country permits. We shall all appear before God one day whether we believe in him or not. Repent while you are alive, because when you die it will be too late. Heaven and hell are choices too, so choose carefully. God bless.”
Gwynn Lloyd Humphreys
I love the irony of putting the qualifier “If I sound dramatic” in a comment that talks of torrents of blood flowing from Corpses. It is like Enoch Powell talking about Abortion. And “God Bless?” Humphreys makes God (and his supporters) seem pretty scary - if not totally insane.
Oliver: TD has perhaps been influenced by this heaving pile of ****…sorry, I mean ‘well-researched TRUTH, being kept from well-meaning parents by a Government/medical/pharmaceutical industry CONSPIRACY to POISON KIDDIES’
http://www.thinktwice.com/
Em: Had a look at the website. Found this little gem;
How to Raise a Healthy Child…In Spite of Your Doctor will provide you with the confidence necessary to assess many childhood conditions on your own.
Good luck with that.
And this;
I just had some visitors to my house and after about an hour of their kids playing with mine, they informed me that the 17 month old just got his shots this afternoon. I was panic-stricken! I have heard of people contracting diseases from others who are immunized. Is this true? What are the risks of exposure to my children? Any other stories like this? Then again — if there is a high risk associated with not immunizing and contracting something by being around others who have, do you just stay home and live in a bubble, never going anywhere for fear of ‘catching’ something? Please respond and let me know if there is anything to be done now. Thanks.
Yeah go live in a bubble you hysterical bitch.
“I was so worried about harming my precious little kiddywinkie’s health from exposure to all these killed viruses that for his own safety and security I grabbed him by the arm and dragged him away forcefully. Of course, the sudden departure (and resulting bruising) upset him somewhat so to calm him down I drove him in the X5 down to McDonalds, gave him a glass of Sunny D and let him have two or three dozen of his favourite sweets. Perhaps it’s indulgent but it’s worth it to protect his precious tot health. And when I asked my doctor if he could use homeopathic immunisations, he was very rude indeed!”