Comments on: Andrew Neil - Spy

By: Tin King

Tin King — Tue, 20 May 2008 23:07:24 +0000

I feel that the government provides election opportunities for the Taliban. Any election held in this country could result in a Taliban candidate getting elected. I am all for democracy, but not during a war.

By: DW

DW — Tue, 20 May 2008 22:24:29 +0000

I can picture the heads of the Taliban going, “Osama, get to the choppa the enemy is about to bomb the shit out of us, my proof, oh I saw it on the TV so it must be true!”

By: Joe

Joe — Tue, 20 May 2008 15:00:48 +0000

Perhaps this guy is right - Taliban TV has stopped broadcasting “The Daily Taliban” and now we have no idea what they’re up to!

By: Don Durito

Don Durito — Tue, 20 May 2008 14:24:28 +0000

As a Taliban myself, I’m eagerly looking forward to the BBC’s forthcoming series “How to build an electromagnetic gauss cannon with intercontinental range.’ I hear Michael Caine will appear in a future episode.

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 20 May 2008 14:14:29 +0000

I like the idea of the King Taliban flicking over to Newsnight, watching carefully, notepad in hand, Risk board set up, and thinking “Aha! So the Imperialist pig-dogs’ weak point is the unpopular abolition of the 10p rate of tax! I shall use this to my advantage! Mwahahaha!”

By: philbert

philbert — Tue, 20 May 2008 13:42:26 +0000

The worst thing about the electromagnetic weapons suggestion is that IT’S NOT EVEN A COMPLAINT.

By: Jake the Rat

Jake the Rat — Tue, 20 May 2008 13:11:49 +0000

I saw a programme about electromagnetic weapons not long ago, there was this one guy called Ian McKellen and he used to be friends with this other guy called Patrick Stewart, but then they got bummed by some Nazis and Ian Mckellen turned into EVIL MAGNETO and Patrick Stewart started a school for gay polar bears with emotions. Or something. Anyway what it all means is that it’s only a matter of time before wolverines are equal to women. FACT.

By: Mr Scruff

Mr Scruff — Tue, 20 May 2008 12:48:06 +0000

i’m all for free speech too, but not if you’re a total pig’s gash