Plain Weird22 May 2008 09:57 am
By Nelson
Thanks to Angel for this one from Times Online. It’s a restaruant review as far as I can make out and doesn’t have anything to do with Lauren, her mother, support or messages of support.
hello ,i am a teacher in a boys school in Dublin ,Ireland and we read about Lauren the young girl who cared for her mother at home .The boys were so moved by her efforts that they wrote individual letters of support to her with messages of support ,how do I get them to her ?
anthony o flynn , dublin 6 w , ireland
You could try pasting them into random text input fields all over the internet?
He’s a teacher? Christ!
I bet those young boys really were very impressed - if I know young lads there’s nothing they like more than a heartwarming tale of empathetic girlhood.
Blatently what goes on is he bums the boys rotten, then drowns in an overwhelming sea of guilt and makes the boys do something like this to right his wrongs and appease his conscience.
It is one’s firm belief the boys mentioned in the above post are responsible for the letter mentioned in this article.
Imagine, if you will, two ten year-olds both with the head of Brian Sewell.
Ghastly!
P.S. the first comment on that article is the icing on the cake for me.
Perhaps someone should do something to restore the balance by leaving a restaurant review in the comments section of a heartwarming or tragic story.
A teacher who can’t punctuate properly. Whatever next?
awww, this is low! i thought this website only went after unpleasant thick people, not nice thick people (with whom i have no quarrel).
It’s not so much the stupidity of the comments that makes me laugh. It’s the apparent firm belief that “somebody important” reads them all
Jesus reads everything, he is omnipresent* (Except in territories currently serviced by Allah/Budha/krishna etc where by it turns into a pissing contest as to who’s imaginary friend is in charge, a bit like the west bank)
LOL @ Mr Cat.
The more I read that teacher’s message, the more superfluous words I notice. If you’re reading this, Education Secretary, I think you should do something about it.
hello I ,am also a teacher and ,i also saw the heartwarming story of this ,very pretty girl with her innocent face and her knickers. Can you tell me ,her address ,so I can send her letters of support and definitely not groom her? I am a real teacher.
The Go -nutteer ,I think you ‘ll find you ‘re own punctuation is incorrect .Your post should read : “A teacher who can ’t punctuate properly.Whatever next ? “
Bollocks .I meant “A teacher who can ’t punctuate properly .Whatever next ? “It ’s harder than it looks ,this grammar stuff .
A revolution is under way at HYS. All the topics are being dominated by Topsy haters. I thought others may like to know, but then you probably do anyway.
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Yeah, I saw that this morning. Great news, but I doubt that we’ll see less of the ‘tards milling about on HYS in the future.
Nelson finally snapped.
I just did that audience survey thing they’ve got going on HYS right now, and unleashed about 2 pages worth of bile about the shitty state of the forums, how it’s dominated by sockpuppets, how it’s shit for reasoned debate, how they’re provoking reactionary comments with provocative debate titles (e.g. Nelson’s skilfully satirised “poisonous horse cocks” debate), the shitty moderation system… basically everything.
Fuck it feels good.
Jesus H Christ. I’ve just noticed that you can set up an RSS feed through HYS to all of Topsy Turvy’s comments. Just in case you want to read his latest classic as soon as it gets published.
Here it is:
http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/rss/rssuser.jspa?userID=6404615&lang=en_GB
It’s a shame that the anti-Turvy rebellion was put down by the BBC moderators. Apparently they don’t like you going after their favourite source of amusement with pitchforks and burning torches.
I was part of the Topsy Turvy rebellion. I changed my name to ‘Flopsy Turvy’ and most posts were deleted……..fun while it lasted….will that demented prick ever learn?
Tell us Nelson, what is this “restaruant” of which you speak?
It’s somewehre you eat.
Can you get an RSS feed of Elie Ngandu’s comments to the metro?
This was an article about rising petrol prices by the way, not the impending cannibal apocalypse.
Elie is right though, what will the world do if there is a tempory pause in output of tacky poorly made trinkets? where am I going to get my copy DVD’s from and i might have to buy something that actually works!
althought I think the chinese have cornered global supply of life like vibrating badger pussies.
nurse…. medication please
“individual letters of support to her with messages of support”
Fuck me, letters AND messages of support.
Lets hope they managed to send them……