Permanently Bewildered29 May 2008 03:14 pm

The Twat-O-Tron

By Nelson

A couple of chaps (Chris and Ed) created a generator that makes up HYS bollocks. It’s frighteningly realistic and I’m honouring it with its own page.

Behold, the TWAT-O-TRON.

11 Responses to “The Twat-O-Tron”

  1. on 29 May 2008 at 4:16 pm   UmlautAmpersand

    That’s simply too realistic for its own good. This could lead to a Wizard of Oz moment for SYB\HYS where we suddenly realise that Lorna Pope, Stuart Booth, Topsy Turvy and everyone else (except for Elie Ngandu probably) have simply been generated by Chris and Ed behind a big curtain. Whilst cackling.

  2. on 29 May 2008 at 5:52 pm   Tim

    Global warming climate change, no such thing, its just another TAX criminals are getitng freebies. Every British working man must stand up and be counted… It could only get worse if the french start coming over!!!!?
    Are you sure this isn’t just a feed from the actual HYS?

  3. on 29 May 2008 at 6:56 pm   773

    How long, I wonder, before some subversive student type takes Twat-O-Tron generated content and successfully publishes it on HYS? And then how long after that will it appear here in SYB? Such that the outpourings of this faux-twat get fed into the Twat-O-Tron algorithm. RECURSION!!! ENDLESS LOOPS!!!! YOU COULDN’T MAKE IT UP!!!!!

  4. on 29 May 2008 at 7:38 pm   773

    Actually, here’s an idea for a funny practical joke - if each of us takes on a new pseudonym (quasinym?) and regularly posts feed from the Twat-O-Tron, we’ll be so revered and become such ‘recommended’ celebrities, because our ‘views’ will perfectly distil those of the feeble-brained masses, that we’ll unavoidably be voted into office at the next General Election. Then the real fun starts.

  5. on 29 May 2008 at 8:35 pm   Big Tom

    We’ve been had. All this time we’ve been laughing at the output of a program. It wasn’t machines that made the Matrix, it was the BNP.

  6. on 30 May 2008 at 10:43 am   Tom

    Genius.

  7. on 30 May 2008 at 10:47 am   MissPrism

    That’s sheer, unadulterated genius. Fucking well done.

  8. on 30 May 2008 at 11:21 am   Colonel Nick Irrigation

    It even generates terrible spelling and grammar, that is like well wicked innit?

  9. on 30 May 2008 at 12:43 pm   Rob

    I’m in favour of using the generator to post on HYS.

  10. on 30 May 2008 at 3:51 pm   V

    “I’m in favour of using the generator to post on HYS.”

    Reading some of the comments on there today, I’m sure that’s how half the posts are made. It’s a botnet controlled by one person. ;-)

  11. on 31 May 2008 at 12:11 pm   Rose

    Bloody fantastic!