Comments on: Hence Therefore http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/ A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar. Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:36:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: GREG COOK http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/comment-page-1/#comment-39760 GREG COOK Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:24:15 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/#comment-39760 As a very wise man once said, 'They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast.' I blame the Eagles, me. As a very wise man once said, ‘They stab it with their steely knives but they just can’t kill the beast.’
I blame the Eagles, me.

]]> By: Stephen http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/comment-page-1/#comment-39550 Stephen Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:19:02 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/#comment-39550 Actually the whole thing starts with "Change morel standards in UK." which could possibly be a bit of IT jargon, I'm not sure Actually the whole thing starts with

“Change morel standards in UK.”

which could possibly be a bit of IT jargon, I’m not sure

]]> By: A.N http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/comment-page-1/#comment-38554 A.N Fri, 30 May 2008 21:15:40 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/#comment-38554 the 'no short term fix' is precisely true though - the post might be barely comprehensible and flawed in its logic, but it lives in the real world compared to most of the hys drivel. the ‘no short term fix’ is precisely true though – the post might be barely comprehensible and flawed in its logic, but it lives in the real world compared to most of the hys drivel.

]]> By: Tim http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/comment-page-1/#comment-38484 Tim Fri, 30 May 2008 15:37:54 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/#comment-38484 Clearly you are bored in the office, and should therefore settle this by stabbing whoever disagrees with you. Clearly you are bored in the office, and should therefore settle this by stabbing whoever disagrees with you.

]]> By: Toby http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/comment-page-1/#comment-38471 Toby Fri, 30 May 2008 14:47:56 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/#comment-38471 I'm worried. If we get people off the dole and into the public sector won't we have to shift from paying them £55 a week to paying them an actual wage which would have to come out of taxes? I’m worried. If we get people off the dole and into the public sector won’t we have to shift from paying them £55 a week to paying them an actual wage which would have to come out of taxes?

]]> By: Sick of Nu Liar-Blair, Norfolk http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/comment-page-1/#comment-38413 Sick of Nu Liar-Blair, Norfolk Fri, 30 May 2008 12:53:48 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/#comment-38413 I've never seen a zebra's willy. Except to pro-create. I’ve never seen a zebra’s willy. Except to pro-create.

]]> By: fucko the clown http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/comment-page-1/#comment-38407 fucko the clown Fri, 30 May 2008 12:40:33 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/#comment-38407 this is off topic, but having an arguement in the office that needs settling and brainers could help - Do Zebra's have stripey cocks? this is off topic, but having an arguement in the office that needs settling and brainers could help -

Do Zebra’s have stripey cocks?

]]> By: The Gnome Secretary http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/comment-page-1/#comment-38399 The Gnome Secretary Fri, 30 May 2008 12:15:11 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/#comment-38399 <blockquote>Does no one else gets echoes of Radiohead’s “Fitter Happier” when reading that post?</blockquote> Well spotted! Like a David from Chesterfield. In a cage. On anti-biotics.

Does no one else gets echoes of Radiohead’s “Fitter Happier” when reading that post?

Well spotted!

Like a David from Chesterfield. In a cage. On anti-biotics.

]]> By: Bamba http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/comment-page-1/#comment-38394 Bamba Fri, 30 May 2008 11:55:14 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/#comment-38394 Does no one else gets echoes of Radiohead's "Fitter Happier" when reading that post? "More jobs in public sector, less people scrounging on dole. Self funding and cleaner, better Britain." My head is now filled with Stephen Hawking's voice narrating David's retarded ramblings to me. It's fucking terrifying in case anyone was wondering. Does no one else gets echoes of Radiohead’s “Fitter Happier” when reading that post?

“More jobs in public sector, less people scrounging on dole. Self funding and cleaner, better Britain.”

My head is now filled with Stephen Hawking’s voice narrating David’s retarded ramblings to me. It’s fucking terrifying in case anyone was wondering.

]]> By: The Gnome Secretary http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/comment-page-1/#comment-38393 The Gnome Secretary Fri, 30 May 2008 11:46:36 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/05/30/hence-therefore/#comment-38393 <blockquote>Boredom: the leading cause of knife crime.</blockquote> Well, really thinking to the root causes of the problem, boredom is one of them. The other essential ingredients are a shit up-bringing, lots of yob culture, widening gaps between the classes. And of course, the biggie (as we in the Cabinet call it): being a STINKING PROLE. We in the Labour Party are having a bit of a difficult time with the working classes, you see. They're all scum, but for some reason we're not allowed to shoot them all. As I said to Ed Balls in the ladies toilets just yesterday, if the proles were kept <em>busy</em>, killing wogs for example, our problems would be solved. Sending wayward youths off to invade other countries is the perfect answer. And remember: a knife/gun attack isn't a crime if it's government sanctioned, in a different country, and increases the colonial power of Britain. What do you say to that? Genius isn't it!

Boredom: the leading cause of knife crime.

Well, really thinking to the root causes of the problem, boredom is one of them. The other essential ingredients are a shit up-bringing, lots of yob culture, widening gaps between the classes. And of course, the biggie (as we in the Cabinet call it): being a STINKING PROLE. We in the Labour Party are having a bit of a difficult time with the working classes, you see. They’re all scum, but for some reason we’re not allowed to shoot them all.

As I said to Ed Balls in the ladies toilets just yesterday, if the proles were kept busy, killing wogs for example, our problems would be solved.

Sending wayward youths off to invade other countries is the perfect answer. And remember: a knife/gun attack isn’t a crime if it’s government sanctioned, in a different country, and increases the colonial power of Britain. What do you say to that? Genius isn’t it!

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