Miscellaneous Prats and Outsiders02 Jun 2008 10:29 am

Disappointing Dowry

By Nelson

Thanks to Matt. This is from a Times Online article about a French court “anulling a muslim marriage” because the bride was not a virgin.

Good for the judge. The general principle is that all men must honour what they solemnly agree to do. If the woman deceived her groom, on a matter involving a risk that he will find himself father of bastard children or acquire disease, then in justice he should have redress.
Roger, Ipswich

Do you think the “redress” didn’t go far enough? Should it have involved blood and tits maybe? Perhaps you could show your contempt for her harlotry by having a disapproving wank.

25 Responses to “Disappointing Dowry”

  1. on 02 Jun 2008 at 10:38 am   fucko the clown

    hmmm, he should have at least given her a ride before he got married, or at the minimum gone for fish fingers, it would have saved the court case and everything.

  2. on 02 Jun 2008 at 11:54 am   Em

    Didn’t they annul the marriage because she lied about it, in the full knowledge that her (idiot) husband-to-be valued novelty over personality, rather than just because she wasn’t?

  3. on 02 Jun 2008 at 12:22 pm   BiCurious Pirate

    The link to the times article provides even better material than HYS;

    Whether you agree with Muslim custom or not the point IS!!!!

    SHE LIED! SHE LIED!! SHE LIED!!! Both MEN as well as women have the right too Honesty from there spouses!!!

    If a woman had been lied to you only hear Pour Victim.

    She LIED!!!!!

    Michael Grant Sanders, Corpus Christi, USA

  4. on 02 Jun 2008 at 12:23 pm   Nelson

    Yeah. The dirty lying slut. It makes me angry thinking about it. Angry and hard.

  5. on 02 Jun 2008 at 12:28 pm   Big Jamesie

    “Pour Victim” ?

    I’m scandalised they’ve alfready liquidized the poor slag, and forgot to make a phone-in TV show out of it.

  6. on 02 Jun 2008 at 12:54 pm   Mr Cat

    How many points for a gen yoo ine bonafide iylismwdygly?

    Dont allow these people to dominate our countries with their archaic customs, they can practise them elsewhere where they come from if they wish.

    Z.Mav, Shannon,

  7. on 02 Jun 2008 at 1:51 pm   fucko the clown

    Her arse cherry might still be up for grabs though, anyone get her name?

  8. on 02 Jun 2008 at 2:11 pm   Nick

    Aye, it was “Your Mum”

  9. on 02 Jun 2008 at 3:06 pm   fucko the clown

    thanks Nick, i’ll look out for your mum with a view to doing her up the arse.

  10. on 02 Jun 2008 at 5:16 pm   papple

    lubed or not?

  11. on 02 Jun 2008 at 5:53 pm   Alex

    Not only does this guy have a weird idea of what to accept as compensation, he can’t even spell ‘her dress’.

  12. on 02 Jun 2008 at 7:47 pm   jonny

    “find himself father of bastard children”! roger’s in no rush to pull himself out of the middle ages.

  13. on 02 Jun 2008 at 11:45 pm   The Gnome Secretary

    Hey, I’m a bastard child, you insensitive clod!

    Doublepluspoints to Nelson for knowing what a ‘dowry’ is. Nice alliteration, do you have a side-job working for the ‘Smug Times’ newspaper?

    Ah, another day, another fly in my cup of tea. Life. Don’t talk to me about life.

  14. on 02 Jun 2008 at 11:53 pm   The Gnome Secretary

    (off-topic)
    New meme: Gordon Brownshirt!

    Tell me no-one has already thought of that one. I’m going to see if I can get HYS’ers mindlessly parroting that line within the month.

  15. on 03 Jun 2008 at 10:43 am   Cunto the cock

    Fucko the clown? Fuckwit the fuckwit, more like.

    About as funny as anal fissures for Christmas.

  16. on 03 Jun 2008 at 11:33 am   fucko the clown

    Thanks nick thats sweet of you xxxx

  17. on 03 Jun 2008 at 11:58 am   Jake the Rat

    Anal fissures for Christmas sounds pretty funny actually. Imagine the look on little Timmy and Wee Johnnie’s faces when they opened them. Priceless!

  18. on 03 Jun 2008 at 12:01 pm   Nick

    That wasn’t me by the way. If I’d of thought that your comment was anything other than funny, I’d of said so.

    You cock.
    :O)

  19. on 03 Jun 2008 at 12:21 pm   fucko the clown

    cool, I have a secret admirer then that sounds like he had a painful christmas. apologies Nick.

    @Jake, opened them?, you mean as in goatsee…..

  20. on 03 Jun 2008 at 1:27 pm   Rhinestone Choirboy

    There was a more borderline case the previous week where they annulled a marriage because the bride refused to do ass-to-mouth on the wedding night.

  21. on 03 Jun 2008 at 1:42 pm   fucko the clown

    not enough detail, if it was a complete refusal to earn her brown wings, then no sympathy, annullment is justified, however if she takes it up the wrongun every other day, and just wanted her wedding night to be atm free, as going on honeymoon with a dirty sanches might spoil the photos, then she should be cut some slack.

  22. on 03 Jun 2008 at 2:32 pm   Rhinestone Choirboy

    That’s a good point, fucko. What the brief details released to the media also failed to cover was whose arse she didn’t want to taste. Her own is one thing, but the hooker they picked up for the threesome is quite another. Who knows where her arse has been?

  23. on 03 Jun 2008 at 5:40 pm   fucko the clown

    Rhinestone its a good point, if it was mrs mosley for example, it could have been any one of about 5 and could have been a trace of alsatian gizz up there. poor reporting, would expect more from the bbc.

  24. on 04 Jun 2008 at 9:34 am   Nick

    Something must be done. I don’t pay my licence fee for this kind of shoddy work!

    (I still can’t quite hit the HYS levels of ranting, no matter how hard I try, perhaps more CAPITALS would HELP?)

  25. on 04 Jun 2008 at 3:23 pm   fucko the clown

    yeah if i could be arsed to pay the license fee in the first place i would be really pissed off, as it is I don’t really have much of a say in it.
    i’m suprised at the reporters lack of knowledge, everyone knows that an ATM refusal, or even just a blowjob refusal can soon be cured with a donkey punch to the back of her neck.

    i’m such a romantic.