Comments on: The Best Wars http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/ A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar. Thu, 04 Dec 2008 00:26:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: fucko the clown http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/#comment-42661 fucko the clown Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:51:35 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/#comment-42661 Unfortunately Jeremy we didn't qualify for Euro2008 so you will have to wait until the world cup for that sort of fight action. Unfortunately Jeremy we didn’t qualify for Euro2008 so you will have to wait until the world cup for that sort of fight action.

]]> By: Jeremy (Age 12), Surrey http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/#comment-42324 Jeremy (Age 12), Surrey Sun, 08 Jun 2008 17:04:17 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/#comment-42324 War really is great, actually. I'm in the scouts, and that's a bit like war. We play wargames in the local woods and we had to get the red team's flag and make a bivouac. I found a stick just like a tommy gun. I hope there's a real proper war soon, not these silly wars with people hiding and not waiting to be shot at, cowardy-custards. I want one where you both line up all your troops, one in red (that's us) and the others in blue (that's usually the French, I think) And you behave like gentleman and shake hands at the start and then everybody walks slowly towards each other and there's horses, an' smoke, an' drums an' swords. That's the Ace-est kind of war. I hope we can have a war with France soon. War really is great, actually. I’m in the scouts, and that’s a bit like war. We play wargames in the local woods and we had to get the red team’s flag and make a bivouac. I found a stick just like a tommy gun.

I hope there’s a real proper war soon, not these silly wars with people hiding and not waiting to be shot at, cowardy-custards. I want one where you both line up all your troops, one in red (that’s us) and the others in blue (that’s usually the French, I think) And you behave like gentleman and shake hands at the start and then everybody walks slowly towards each other and there’s horses, an’ smoke, an’ drums an’ swords. That’s the Ace-est kind of war. I hope we can have a war with France soon.

]]> By: _f http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/#comment-40452 _f Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:22:17 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/#comment-40452 Best war, the Opium War. China: err, Britain, we don't want to get high on opium any more. We've got jobs and girlfriends now. We think it's time you left and stopped selling round here. Ok? Britain: Never! And so, Britain fought a war to force China to stay addicted to heroin. What a war it was. Best war, the Opium War.

China: err, Britain, we don’t want to get high on opium any more. We’ve got jobs and girlfriends now. We think it’s time you left and stopped selling round here. Ok?
Britain: Never!

And so, Britain fought a war to force China to stay addicted to heroin. What a war it was.

]]> By: fucko the clown http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/#comment-40374 fucko the clown Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:27:22 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/#comment-40374 think of them! i'm wanking over them as i type this.... think of them! i’m wanking over them as i type this….

]]> By: Alex http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/#comment-40116 Alex Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:49:34 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/#comment-40116 Did you think of William and Harry before saying that? Did you think of William and Harry before saying that?

]]> By: James http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/#comment-40105 James Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:42:07 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/#comment-40105 Well I've heard Paul Burrell's been seen trying to get into Althorp Park armed with a spade and a shopping list. Well I’ve heard Paul Burrell’s been seen trying to get into Althorp Park armed with a spade and a shopping list.

]]> By: Alex http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/#comment-40098 Alex Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:08:10 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/#comment-40098 Is Diana even still <i>in</i> her grave? Surely someone must have dug her up by now to make a commemorative mug or something. Is Diana even still in her grave? Surely someone must have dug her up by now to make a commemorative mug or something.

]]> By: Deggers http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/#comment-40082 Deggers Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:44:37 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/#comment-40082 Diana spinning in here grave....that crash must have has some fucking momentum going! Diana spinning in here grave….that crash must have has some fucking momentum going!

]]> By: Oliver http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/#comment-40076 Oliver Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:30:31 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/#comment-40076 I forgot about movie wars, like the Clone Wars, War of the Worlds, War against the Machines in Terminator... They looked great and killed lots of fictional people... I forgot about movie wars, like the Clone Wars, War of the Worlds, War against the Machines in Terminator…

They looked great and killed lots of fictional people…

]]> By: fucko the clown http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/#comment-40043 fucko the clown Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:36:58 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/02/the-best-wars/#comment-40043 can we really count a war against France in the top Ten? I mean just about any country in the world could site one or more victories over the french so it doesn't really qualify in my book, perhaps in top ten pre- arranged surrenders? what about the Cod War, we really stuck to those icelandic fuckers and showed the frosty cunt's who's boss, protecting the livelyhood of fish n chip shops through out the land! can we really count a war against France in the top Ten? I mean just about any country in the world could site one or more victories over the french so it doesn’t really qualify in my book, perhaps in top ten pre- arranged surrenders?

what about the Cod War, we really stuck to those icelandic fuckers and showed the frosty cunt’s who’s boss, protecting the livelyhood of fish n chip shops through out the land!

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