Miscellaneous Prats03 Jun 2008 12:52 pm

Stupid Man

By Nelson

Thanks to Alex for pointing me at “angry man”.

Eurovision has kept the peace in Europe for over 50 years. Don’t knock it
angry man

If only someone had thought of it in 1914, we could have had a good old singsong instead of two massive wars.

14 Responses to “Stupid Man”

  1. on 03 Jun 2008 at 1:10 pm   Briantist

    Eurovision is, as the name implies, a network of video circuits between european broadcasters.

    Did you mean the “Eurovision Song Contest”?

  2. on 03 Jun 2008 at 1:32 pm   Oliver

    …Or on the other hand you could argue that nuclear warheads have kept the peace for the last 50 years. I wouldn’t knock them either (just in case one went off, like).

    You could also argue that Wallace & Gromit kept peace in Europe but you’d be wrong about that too.

  3. on 03 Jun 2008 at 2:01 pm   The Go-nutteer

    You could also argue that NATO forces have kept the peace in Europe for the past 50 years. Or not. Like in the Balkans for example.

  4. on 03 Jun 2008 at 2:17 pm   Ian

    How was that viewer so sure that the bog standard sponge did not meet British and German standards? Was it singing La Marseillaise?

  5. on 03 Jun 2008 at 2:21 pm   fucko the clown

    I didn’t think anyone used a bog sponge anymore since Roman times, wouldn’t fancy being second in line.

  6. on 03 Jun 2008 at 2:58 pm   Umlaut Ampersand

    If this is him being angry, I’d hate to see him being naively imbecilic.

  7. on 03 Jun 2008 at 4:02 pm   Ros

    Hmm. That must explain the political voting! Give your neighbour douze points, and they won’t invade you! :D

  8. on 03 Jun 2008 at 4:51 pm   Deggars

    Fuck that ‘Silent Night’ shit in the trenches on Christmas Eve….If they were all singing the Gina G classic “ooh aah just a little bit” the war would have ended there and then.

    FACT.
    Next question.

  9. on 03 Jun 2008 at 5:13 pm   Jordan

    Well if that’s true. Then you could say that, in the eyes of this douche, Cliff Richard or Katie Price are equal to a full-scale European invasion.

  10. on 03 Jun 2008 at 6:05 pm   Alex

    I think he might have been joking on this one. Maybe Nelson mistook the humour for seriousness because it:
    a) wasn’t funny
    and
    b) wasn’t any stupider than angry man’s normal output.

  11. on 03 Jun 2008 at 7:34 pm   Burnel

    Naturally Topsy has his usual half-baked ideas about global food supply, overpopulation and conflict. Well done to A.N for the suggestion (though he’s probably already been castrated with a bread knife).

    “How about world people production being reduced by 50% to create a reducing demand instead?

    It’s been said many times here on HYS – you can only fit so many beans in a can!!

    Time we put the lid on…

    Topsy Turvy, England, United Kingdom ”

    OK, how about we start by sterilising you?

    A N, London E8

  12. on 03 Jun 2008 at 8:35 pm   papple

    time for Terry Wogan and his syrup to fuck off now then and let the wartype fun begin.

  13. on 03 Jun 2008 at 8:36 pm   Joe

    See, that’s the thing; the HYS crew basically have the idea that the world should be depopulated or whatever, but they won’t submit themselves to such things, oh no; just those dirty forruns, rutting like pigs oblivious to the world crisis they’re causing.

    PErsonally I’m in favour of someone just running around shooting absolutely everyone in the world with a big gun, which would be marginally more entertaining.

  14. on 03 Jun 2008 at 9:53 pm   Simon

    [Prince Harry]’s a warrior from a family of warriors who have fought and led in some of the fiercest and best wars history has to offer.

    So maybe Eurovision has been denying the royal family the opportunity to fight and lead in some top-drawer wars, some real humdingers, right here in Europe without having to go all the way to Arabistan or worse twiddle their blue-blooded thumbs through some boring peace.