Comments on: I’m Peter Campbell?

By: ping

ping — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:57:53 +0000

what the fuck is the difference between:

“An alco from Greenock? What a surprise”

from the comments board, and a whole host of shit like it and one from the HYS board:

“When will you people realise that Africans cannot govern themselves?”
[fascistMikeP]

Saladin, you’re a twat.

By: James

James — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:40:57 +0000

You have to feel sorry for the victims of Big Alcohol. In the same way that Big Tobacco for years suppressed the publication on studies of the links between heart disease, lung cancer and cigarettes, how was anyone to know that drinking alcohol would get you pissed? And that being pissed all the time would make you an alcoholic? Find me someone to sue!

By: Spewliver Cretinguzzle

Spewliver Cretinguzzle — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:26:00 +0000

In all fairness though, we all need to take a stand against ‘Big Alcohol’ for its continued manufacture of sentient, malevolent beers that leap off the supermarket shelves of their own volition and force themselves down our gullets like the sickeningly evil booze-throat rapists they are.

In no way must we be allowed to take responsibility for our own gawping mouths. It’s time to stamp the bloody fuck out of these terrorist liquids that bully their way into our lazy, crap, bloaty bellies. Anyone who thinks different is an iguana’s gashflaps.

By: 6000

6000 — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:49:14 +0000

Your supposed similarity between Campbell and Welsh falls flat when one remembers that Welsh can actually write. In English.

By: Coach

Coach — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:51:24 +0000

Peter need’s help. Know!

By: UnderHerd

UnderHerd — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:50:32 +0000

Also: “No! *I* am Peter Campbell”

By: UnderHerd

UnderHerd — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:13:35 +0000

Iam ? you my bes mate yes yo are ?

By: Rhinestone Choirboy

Rhinestone Choirboy — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 20:05:39 +0000

He’s already doing an excellent job highlighting the dangers of alcohol, I feel… Although he must be really pissed if he thinks he’s going to get any compo. Even if he had a case, can you imagine the landslide of similar cases that would kick off in Scotland?

By: Down by the sea

Down by the sea — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:25:24 +0000

Of course, people become alcoholics because they like the taste so much, don’t they Peter?

By: Rob

Rob — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 17:12:58 +0000

I love that, the brewerys fault? Yes I’m sure they forced you to drink yourself silly everyday, nothing to do with your spineless and pathetic nature.

Nothing at all