Comments on: Write Off Course

By: Baz's Mam

Baz's Mam — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:06:09 +0000

Now Bartholemew, there’s no need to throw a tantrum just because there are no more sun-dried tomatoes. Now hurry up and eat your avocado and rocket salad or we’ll be late for your viola lesson.

By: ASBO Baz

ASBO Baz — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:41:55 +0000

”Sorry kids, there’s no school here any more because you’re all cretins destined for the scrapheap, now fuck off and hang around on street corners while all the bright kids get an education at the schools that are still open. Drink some vodka or have a spliff to take the edge off if you need to, and dont forget to queue up at the dole office when you get to 16. Thanks for costing me and all the other teachers their jobs and good riddance…”

“Fuk off Smiffy Y’ stinky spaz. We saw your wife in Somerfield, what a minga! An’ you ‘ad a nervous breakdown. An’ Vicky Pollard says you’ve got a tiny cock. An you drive a SKODA, ha-hah! you fuckin loser! All teachers are queer peadoes. We’re gonna knife you soon.”

By: Alex

Alex — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:44:22 +0000

Does he mean “beat the kids” or “beat off over the kids”? Or is it maybe a combination of the two?

By: Xiu

Xiu — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 16:41:04 +0000

“They cant read or wright anyway and the schools arent alowed to beat them when their badso whats the piont of even having schools like this anyway”

I agree. What’s the point in having schools if you can’t beat the kids? Blast these hand-wringing-do-gooder-softy-loony-left-liberal-fanny-flaps!

By: Alex Salmond

Alex Salmond — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:26:14 +0000

on top of this, the ‘closing of schools that don’t improve’ story has nothing to do with Scotland. Idiot.

By: Oliver

Oliver — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:17:47 +0000

Apart from the bad spelling, grammar and all-round idiocy of Mr Patriot, what gets my goat more than anything about that post is the fact he really thinks the school will simply just close and there will be someone stood outside the front gates in the Autmn term saying,

” Sorry kids, there’s no school here any more because you’re all cretins destined for the scrapheap, now fuck off and hang around on street corners while all the bright kids get an education at the schools that are still open. Drink some vodka or have a spliff to take the edge off if you need to, and dont forget to queue up at the dole office when you get to 16. Thanks for costing me and all the other teachers their jobs and good riddance…”

Chiz chiz.

By: fucko the clown

fucko the clown — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:50:32 +0000

we should have more wars, we’d win every time, we just recruit ‘yoofs’ armed with knives and parachute them randomly into ‘forrun’ countries, they could really cause chaos.

anyway, I didn’t come here to listen to politics Dave, only genuine fronteer gibberish!

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:59:42 +0000

That’s possibly the funniest octopus I’ve ever seen.

BTW - and I know I’m leaving myself wide open to mockery invoking the real world rather than pasty BNP internet semimoron freaks - hope to see people at the banned Stop The War demo this Sunday.

http://stopwar.org.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=642&Itemid=27

By: Ijon

Ijon — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:31:00 +0000

For a moment there I thought Disgusted was invoking the UKIP octopus from their Party Political Broadcast at the last General Election.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ORjeusUuPbU

By: Mr D

Mr D — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:18:27 +0000

anything the avon lady tells me to type…