Thanks to Trish. Will 42 days detention help in terror investigations?
The destructive animals who perpetrate this heanous crime, should be allowed no privilages, no sympathy from mis-guided statesmen, and no mercy.
Any foreign creature involved in the plotted deaths of Westerners ought to be put out of their own misery, humanely, and not fawned over by stupid and naive politicians.
English Braveheart, ENGLAND
Yeah. Best keep it humane.
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English Braveheart? I’m seeing a flaky, thin, pale-faced geek with blue paint on his face. Running around the Iraqi desert, waving his sword, whilst shouting: ‘they can take our lives, but they’ll never take our oil!’
On the other hand: maybe someone has engineered an upper-class-twit-o-tron?
how to put them out of their misery though……..rogered to death by blueface and his harrumphing paedo gang,or hit with a twat-a-tron?
So foreign creatures involved in the plotted deaths of Easterners (Arabs, Chinese, Australians, etc) should be allowed to live?
But wait, what if this foreign creature is a Westerner themselves?! If a bunch of Irishmen plotted the deaths of Westerners, and then we put them out of their misery, would we have plotted the death of Westerners too?
My head hurts.
I feel sorrier for Western creatures involved in the plotted death of foreigners? They’re condemned to meaninglessly bash away at keyboards for their entire lives.
I hope English Braveheart, and other SFCs who have forgotten the reason for “innocent until proven guilty,” is accused of terrorism by the police and gets to experience the fun they have wished for.
Like every good stupid person, Braveheart does not give any examples of “stupid and naive politicians”. Now I know plenty of them (didn’t they all line up to vote with the government the other night?), but just who exactly has a bleeding heart when it comes to terrorists?
Leona Lewis? No that was Bleeding Love…Sorry.
I think capitalising ENGLAND was a nice touch, particularly in contrast with his love for all things Westerner - he’ll kill anyone with a beard to save them, but don’t you DARE imply that he’s Welsh.
Got a haircut, got myself a suit: I’m gonna get myself elected. When I do, I’m going to become Secretary for Education. And I’m going to introduce a mandatory “critical thinking” hour to every class, every day. In it, children will learn such important concepts as “No you haven’t won the European lottery,” “No homeopathy won’t do shit for you, your children and especially your cat, but let’s discuss a little thing called the placebo effect,” but most importantly “Arrested is not the same as charged. Charged is not the same as guilty.” Then hopefully within a mere 20 or 30 years this country might be just a bit less retarded.
On first reading I thought this guy was an absolute knob jockey.
Then I noticed the word “humanely” in his post. He seems quite understanding now.
Yet another group to be “put out of their misery”. Why do these pompous goons assume that anyone who isn’t like them is suffering unbearable mental anguish?
Surely being fawned over and showered in privilages, sympathy and mercy would make them feel quite chipper.
Yikes. Just realised that my previous comment follows a very familiar format:
Yet another… Why do these [insert insult here] always [do something that personally offends me]?
[line break to give the rhetorical flourish some room]
Surely…[own Janet-and-John analysis of situation].
The full stop at the end is crucial as it proves that you’re a person who can use punctuation perfectly and that you’re therefore an expert on all topics found in sentences.
Yeah! Indefinite detention and summary executions are the only way to fight people who want to take away our freedoms! They’ll be GUTTED when they see we did it ourselves before they got the chance.
Thank goodness. A normal idiot from HYS being ridiculed. Everything back as it should be.
The mini internet explosion caused by the twunt-o-tron has died down again.
I did learn a lesson from all the blog comments and arguments generated from that registry link:
Left wing bloggers swear a lot and right wing bloggers take everything personally.
I’ll take that knowledge to my grave with me.
Is English Braveheart talking about Badgers here?They are destructive animals.
you know in a certain light, a badger can be quite attractive when there are no sheep around…
Christ, how much of the public thinks “suspect” means “terrorist”?
I bet they’d be the first to bang on about Magna Carta and Traditional English Justice.
String ‘em up, every last one.
I thought foreign creatures already had 3 months quarantine…
I love the blind two-ideas-at-once on HYS this week…
1) They’re all swinging from the branches and yelling “string up all immygrunts, lock em up forever without charge. Hooray”
2) They’re also swinging from the branches and yelling, “God Bless Noble David Davis for taking a moral stand and protectiong our ancient freedoms. Hooray.”
The oldest, crusty fleck that clings to the darkest crevice of my hairy arse has more sense than these demented idiots.
Who else doesn’t like all these new people in the comments?
It’s like mass immigration. Get out you liberal lefty, hand-wringers! You’re destroying this blog’s culture!
Funny you should mention that. Iain Banks (Steep Approach to Garbadale) was saying that’s the definition of a right-winger: they can’t imagine themselves in the place of anyone else, assume everyone has the same values as them, and want the same things. Hence the anger and vitriol when it turns out that people are different.
That’s his hypothesis anyway. Plenty of left-wingers get on my tits too mind, don’t think I’m discriminating here.
You know Fucko, the best thing about the badger is that, whilst a bit bitey at first, they love it up ‘em.
“Same question as I put to Brown yesterday.
Justify if you can, sending troops to their deaths to fight a war you caused, and swan about grinning like a man without a care.
You have damaged this country beyond repair, and I hope you suffer a torturous afterlife.”
EnglishBraveHeart
He squeezed this out a few days back. He seems to think he talks to Brown personally.
You get Badger Shagging behind our pub after hours on most Fridays in the summer.
He does know Braveheart was an anti-english TERRORIST? right?
I’m disappointed this story didn’t involve some kind of bestiality involving migratory animals.
Johno - that’s why he called himself English Braveheart - he is not stupid you know.
Humane murder now that’s an anachronism anywhere but on HYS.
“…swan about grinning like a man without a care.”
Right, because Brown always looks like he’s having a ball.
“…and I hope you suffer a torturous afterlife.”
Afterlife? Oh dear, this chap’s not very bright.
The badger is a perfect example of racial harmony, deciding to be both black and white there for clinging to no one racial group.
personally however I think the stripey cunts have put on a bit of face paint to help them get a bit more cock action.
I think Bill Bailey got there before you. On the black/white thing I mean, not the fucking them. It was your mum invented that one.
Why does English Braveheart assume that all terrorists are in misery?
If I was a terrorist, I’d have the time of my life before blowing myself up in the name of a storybook character. I can imagine it now, there’d be more loans, prostitutes, heroin and clowns than you can shake a stick at. I could even combine them… A Clown that followed me around, regularly drugging me up, haing sex with me then giving me money she would be like a technicolour pimp!
“what if this foreign creature is a Westerner themselves?!”
As a simple rule of thumb, if it involves anything more than a pleasant drive through the Home Counties to get there, the inhabitants are Foreign and should be soundly thrashed.
Don’t Islamic terrorists already have a fairly well-known way of putting themselves out of their misery? Surely the whole point of 42 days is to keep them alive.
Exactly! Anyone who wants to make a martyr out of themselves should be executed.
As a “foreign creature”, I was just wondering why English Braveheart (am I wrong in presuming Braveheart was Scottish?) thinks that only “foreign creatures” are capable of being terrorists?
What does he want to call British born-and-bred converts? I think there were several who recently attempted to blow up the Giraffe restaurant in Exeter?
For the record, I’m a foreign creature who loves living here, and I am not plotting anything… apart from what I’m having for my dinner!
Oh, and I nearly forgot… I’ll happily vote for James… he sounds like he has more Balls than the current Education Secretary!!
You think people in England aren’t capable of Doublethink?
They’re either darkies, Muslims or both. That’s as good as immigrants: send them home!
This is so right. Funny thing is, when you do one up the arse, your cock comes out brown! Multicultural beastiality does work, no matter what those right-wing bastards say.
I have mates in Australia - I KNOW they are white, but they aren’t WESTERN. I’m confused as to whether I should hate them or not.
Answers on a postcard please to:
P.O. BOX ARETHEYSECRETLYFOREIGN
Blue Peter
Broadcasting House
SW12 8QT
My hugs and kisses to all beautiful and fair-complexioned girls in India,U.K and France.
nishant, my wife says thanks.
I’d say thank you too, but I wouldn’t want people to think I was vain and thought myself beautiful!
I know I’m in danger of taking this llama’s labia too seriously, but how can they argue so blithely about just getting hold of these people wot done it and killing them as if it’s easy to track them down and prove they did it? If it was so fucking easy you wouldn’t be asking for 42 days detention you stupid fucknut.
1. English Braveheart. You’re a “foreign creature”, as Braveheart was Scottish. (You may like to learn some history).
2. A question. Do you consider Westerners of more value than everyone else? Because that kind of attitude perpetuates war and oppression and doesn’t solve anything. Just ensures a crap future for us and our descendents.
is their a westerner FOOTSIE index?
Nishant, what about the darkies?
Ros, you made the rookie mistake of trying to reason with idiots who can’t hear you. Better to just make jokes about animal genetalia.
I bet Ros is one of those people who shouts at the TV.
Wow, you lefties aren’t very clever are you? What happens is Gordo and I get our hunting rifles (and stylish colonial pith helmets), round up all the darkies and shoot them.
You catch the ones wot did it, by killing all the foreigners. What could possibly go wrong?