Comments on: Size Of A Cow http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/16/size-of-a-cow/ A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar. Thu, 04 Dec 2008 00:03:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Very Tenables http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/16/size-of-a-cow/#comment-55193 Very Tenables Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:44:50 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=684#comment-55193 Just popped a post on HYS suggesting that Topsy Turvy, or 'Rancid Fuckhole' as I like to think of him, has a look at this site. It received 5 recommendations in 2 minutes, and was then rejected. Not sure what that means yet. In fairness, he does seem to be getting a fair pasting off quite a few other HYSers, so maybe there is hope yet. Does anyone have his picture? Just popped a post on HYS suggesting that Topsy Turvy, or ‘Rancid Fuckhole’ as I like to think of him, has a look at this site.

It received 5 recommendations in 2 minutes, and was then rejected. Not sure what that means yet.

In fairness, he does seem to be getting a fair pasting off quite a few other HYSers, so maybe there is hope yet.

Does anyone have his picture?

]]> By: Nelson http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/16/size-of-a-cow/#comment-47644 Nelson Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:50:38 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=684#comment-47644 Exactly. At the risk of actually making a serious point, the problem with the chronically right-wing is that they have no imagination. The just can't see what it might be like to be anyone else. So everything <em>they</em> are is fine. Everything they <em>do</em> is normal. It's only <em>other</em> people who can render themselves subhuman by: <ul> <li>being black<li> <li>being white<li> <li>being gay<li> <li>being straight<li> <li>being muslim<li> <li>being christian<li> <li>liking rap music<li> <li>liking rock music<li> <li>voting tory<li> <li>voting labour<li> <li>voting<li> <li>not voting<li> </ul> And so on. Exactly. At the risk of actually making a serious point, the problem with the chronically right-wing is that they have no imagination. The just can’t see what it might be like to be anyone else. So everything they are is fine. Everything they do is normal. It’s only other people who can render themselves subhuman by:

  • being black
  • being white
  • being gay
  • being straight
  • being muslim
  • being christian
  • liking rap music
  • liking rock music
  • voting tory
  • voting labour
  • voting
  • not voting

And so on.

]]> By: Em http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/16/size-of-a-cow/#comment-47636 Em Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:35:15 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=684#comment-47636 Call me thick, but the bit I don't understand is the 'obvious' mutual exclusivity of being gay and a BNP-voting, bigoted arsehole. Do the BNP have special rigged ballot papers that give fatal electric shocks to queers, or what? Call me thick, but the bit I don’t understand is the ‘obvious’ mutual exclusivity of being gay and a BNP-voting, bigoted arsehole.
Do the BNP have special rigged ballot papers that give fatal electric shocks to queers, or what?

]]> By: Flotsam http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/16/size-of-a-cow/#comment-47248 Flotsam Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:51:16 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=684#comment-47248 My missus works in local government IT and most of her "customers" make the average HYS twat look like they have the combined genes of Shakespeare, Gramsci and Einstein. My missus works in local government IT and most of her “customers” make the average HYS twat look like they have the combined genes of Shakespeare, Gramsci and Einstein.

]]> By: NH http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/16/size-of-a-cow/#comment-47047 NH Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:25:23 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=684#comment-47047 I don't understand the acronym this is supposed to spell out: Intimidation Lack of respect Lazyness Scruffyness Lack of morals Filthy language Poor diction ILLSLFP? Reading over the first few letters, I was slavering in anticipation of a witty word being spelt out, so imagine my disappointment when it fizzled out to nothing but a nonsensical series of consonants. I don’t understand the acronym this is supposed to spell out:

Intimidation
Lack of respect
Lazyness
Scruffyness
Lack of morals
Filthy language
Poor diction

ILLSLFP? Reading over the first few letters, I was slavering in anticipation of a witty word being spelt out, so imagine my disappointment when it fizzled out to nothing but a nonsensical series of consonants.

]]> By: James http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/16/size-of-a-cow/#comment-47044 James Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:32:13 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=684#comment-47044 Listen, if the itelligent designers are allowed to pick and choose their evidence to support their worldview, I don't see why I shouldn't. Topsy Turvy is not gay, other than a slight tingle he gets when he sees young men playing volleyball which he then supresses by repeatedly striking his testicles with the Old Testament. FACT. END OF. NEXT QUESTION. Listen, if the itelligent designers are allowed to pick and choose their evidence to support their worldview, I don’t see why I shouldn’t. Topsy Turvy is not gay, other than a slight tingle he gets when he sees young men playing volleyball which he then supresses by repeatedly striking his testicles with the Old Testament. FACT. END OF. NEXT QUESTION.

]]> By: Mr Cat http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/16/size-of-a-cow/#comment-47041 Mr Cat Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:30:06 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=684#comment-47041 That thread where Topsy comes out is just plain weird. Its not cool to be weird That thread where Topsy comes out is just plain weird.

Its not cool to be weird

]]> By: Alex http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/16/size-of-a-cow/#comment-47040 Alex Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:14:52 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=684#comment-47040 Fact. Look <a href="http://www.newssniffer.co.uk/bbc/threads/show/8034/3919226" rel="nofollow">here</a>. Of course he also says he doesn't vote BNP. And regularly claims that he's not racist. And he probably doesn't think he's an idiotic cunt. Fact. Look here. Of course he also says he doesn’t vote BNP. And regularly claims that he’s not racist. And he probably doesn’t think he’s an idiotic cunt.

]]> By: James http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/16/size-of-a-cow/#comment-47038 James Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:05:29 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=684#comment-47038 I refuse to believe that, as I am an atheist and the existence of a creature so purely designed for self-loathing would imply the existence of a God with a vicious streak a mile wide. I refuse to believe that, as I am an atheist and the existence of a creature so purely designed for self-loathing would imply the existence of a God with a vicious streak a mile wide.

]]> By: Alex http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/06/16/size-of-a-cow/#comment-46921 Alex Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:06:42 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=684#comment-46921 James - you know Topsy Turvy is actually gay? I had a look at some of his posts on Newssniffer and it turns out he's not only gay but from <i>my</i> hometown. But I guess the bow-tie says it all anyway. James - you know Topsy Turvy is actually gay? I had a look at some of his posts on Newssniffer and it turns out he’s not only gay but from my hometown.

But I guess the bow-tie says it all anyway.

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