Thanks to Jim. These are some of the most recommended comments in a thread about the military. Guaranteed to be full of angry pricks who want to drive BIG TANKS.. BRUM BRUM! BOOM!
“Under the plans the number of combat-ready troops would be reduced by 20,000.”
With around 6 million Muslims currently living in France and the number of Muslims in Europe rapidly rising, is this really the time to be cutting back on troop numbers?
Aussie Pride, Cronulla, Australia
You know what you are don’t you? You’re a slutty tiger’s worn-out fanny.
The basic problem with soldiers is that they are a waste of money until you need them, but when you need them…. you really NEED them.
D Dortman
I tried persuading my bank manager to head over to the Middle East and slaughter a few hundred thousand Arabs then bring back their oil. She was having none of it. Sometimes only the army will do.
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I find that Dortman’s comments also apply to crack cocaine.
The problem with D Dortman is that he is a waste of space until you need him, but when you need him, he is a waste of space.
Ditto nuclear weapons. They cost shit loads and we haven’t needed them yet. Can’t we just nuke somebody now or take them back to the shop?
The basic problem with insurance is that it’s a waste of money until you need it, but when you drive your car through a primary school playground after a four night drink and drugs bender, slewing to a halt amidst the mutilated bodies of class 4B, you really NEED it.
If Gordon Brown wants to send British soldiers to fight Islamic extremism, he doesn’t need to send the all the way to Afghanistan. He can just send the over the channel to the banlieues of Paris, or could even send them to fight in Luton or Bradford.
another aussie pride moment
I think Aussie price has had his comments deleted by the BBC moderator.
Shame - he and Rens “Kurtz” Wez could have teamed up for a trip down the river to sort it all out, innoculated arms and all.
“the PC mentality in dealing with terrorism”
ie not killing everyone in an entire country to suppress opposition there.
I’ve had a bit of a read through that thread, and I know I shouldn’t be surprised but the number of people in there making hugely sweeping, historically inaccurate points about the military is staggering.
I appreciate the French didn’t do too well for themselves in WWII but if these people could just turn another few pages they might be surprised to find that the French are actually quite good at fighting. I know, I’ve been attacked on the streets of Boulogne.
The way these people pass of their ridiculous ideas and vomitous opinions as somehow being a case of “FACT!!!11″ is truly disquieting.
“vomitous” is an awesome word and perfectly describes many HYSers. That is all.
Yesterday on Steve Wright In The Afternoon they stated the FACT that an ostrich egg makes eleven and a half omelettes. FACT. But - what the fuck is half an omelette? Is an omelette now a standard scientific unit? Maybe it was a FACT FROM A CAPTURED COMPUTER, in which case I stand corrected, but otherwise - pricks.
Are there actually six million Muslims in Europe? Or did Aussie Pride just pull the number out of thin air because it reminds him of something that gives him wood?
Aussie Pride is one of Topsy Turvy’s alter egos so naturally the bile gets many recommendations.I wish one of the ” 6 million Muslims currently living in France” would give him a good stoning.
Why should Aussie Pride be worried? He’s, erm, in Australia.
Does anyone else think this needs a “Know what I mean Guv?” at the end?
From the same thread:
How cryptic. And lucky Gaynor - most of us have to make do with one.
Because he cares! He cares about his white bretheren in the UK, he cares about the Muslim threat, and the destruction of our culture. If you weren’t such a shunt, you would too!
[OMGt3hBrownPeopleAreOutToGetUs] Bumfuck, Alabama
I’m imagining something reminiscent of a Zombie film. 6,000,000 Muslims deciding as one to make their way over the English Channel and forcing us all to call Christmas, “Winter Festival.” WE NEED CONSCRIPTION.
And sadly you’re not safe either AussiePride. I hear there’s lot of those Muslim types in Indonesia. They probably have spears an’ all.
BTW… ‘aussie pride’ claims he comes from an Aussie town called Cronulla.
In fact, this is Topsy being clever. Cronulla is some fly-blown beach town in Oz that exploded into four days of ‘Wog-bashing’ a few years back.
It began as some ‘did you spill my pint thing’ involving white thugs and Asians. As it escalated, Uts full of Rednecks poured in from the surrounding area and the thing turned into a White-Power wank-a-thon.
That’s why Topsy is full of Aussie Pride - fuckin’ tiny pricked mutant. Brain Cancer’s too good for some people.
(I think Nelson’s wrong. I don’t think Topsy is a prissy little middle class racist. I think he the real thing, a proper BNP thug.
Rapidly rising in Europe? Why? Are they all buying time shares in the Costa Del Sol?
There goes the neighbourhood.
Someone ought to tell Topsy that the rag-heads actually own most of The City.
Baz: good catch mate, thanks for the history too. What a cunt ‘The Turv’ is.
Another worthless prick from the same thread. I don’t like his ,,,tone of voice ,,
Added: Wednesday, 18 June, 2008, 01:37 GMT 02:37 UK
I am in full support of the EU ,,European states getting together is working on an Financial front ,,,
But ,,,Defence ,,does not work at all …No common policy on ,
what (Is simply important) ..to the EU ,,and thats all it should be .
Like what the USA does ,and China …I agree with them ,,,The Europeans ,,worry about old parts of the empire ,Sorry nothing to do with us ,,,Zimbawe ,,Why the concern, Independance ,you wanted ,,you got it ,…we told you no !
But you did it ,,OH Dear !!
W A Froud, Letchworth herts UK
Yes, but did you give her a bucket? Initiative, Nelson, initiative!
Population of France: ~ 62,000,000
Muslim percentage of same: 4%
Number of Muslims in France: <2,500,000
This suggests that Aussie Pride is a clueless cock with an inability to do basic arithmetic.
Ah, but each Muslim man has three wives, each of whom only counts as a half-person for the purposes of a census….
you guys talk such a load of fucken shit
has Topsy Turvey got a brother called Kevin?
“I am in full support of the EU ,,European states getting together is working on an Financial front ,,,”
That is some shoddy language. Bad punctuation seems to come and go on HYS. Rather like a ,,,chameleon.
Arf arf arf.