Permanently Bewildered and Plain Weird17 Jun 2008 11:55 am
By Nelson

Thanks to Steve. I think it was from a debate about fuel prices but it could easily have turned up in one about “The Apprentice” or something. Is that really worth watching? I saw an episode of a previous series once and thought that everyone on it, without exception, was a horrible, grasping, stupid prick. Ah, I’ve just realised why people watch it.

Well this was the radical greens agenda make the west live in caves with scam taxes based on lies whil they in turn arm the terroists farc as reported in usa with facts from a captured computer and was admitted by a green radical in aust ,solar power is another con i have and its usless ,the communist greens will be happy that their comrades are keeping fuel high .
melanie, sydney

Steve adds: “I like to imagine that her fingers are always typing the stuff that’s running through her brain and that just for a second she moved into a position where there was a keyboard under them and this tiny snippet of the greater monologue was captured.”

And then somebody wheeled her away for her bath.

17 Responses to “Bath Time”

  1. on 17 Jun 2008 at 12:08 pm Sloopy Drool

    Well, of course your solar panels are useless, the evil green communists have made you live in a cave. Not going to get any sun in there are they?

  2. on 17 Jun 2008 at 12:11 pm chris

    As reported in usa with facts from a captured computer.

    Check Mate I believe. Your puny arguments are undone, by FACTS from a computer. End of!

  3. on 17 Jun 2008 at 12:12 pm Felna

    The green commies have obviously stolen her punctuation marks too, Bastards!

  4. on 17 Jun 2008 at 12:19 pm Rich (MMath)(Oxon)

    It’s ok. I hear they’re arming the terrorists with solar powered weapons.

    Suckers…

  5. on 17 Jun 2008 at 12:27 pm Jess

    I rather like the idea of green communists, more slimming than red don’t you think?

  6. on 17 Jun 2008 at 12:37 pm Mr Cat

    I think that this is a monkey on a typewriter when it is closing in on finally writing out the complete works of Shakespeare.

  7. on 17 Jun 2008 at 1:14 pm aSbo BaZ

    Anyone who starts a piece of writing with ‘Well…’ is guaranteed to be intellectually comparable to an old squeaky pogo stick.

  8. on 17 Jun 2008 at 1:14 pm fucko the clown

    breaking news. Twat-o-tron goes green

  9. on 17 Jun 2008 at 1:39 pm Scaryduck

    Of course your solar panels are useless, you stupid bint. Take a look outside your window – it’s night time in Australia.

  10. on 17 Jun 2008 at 1:50 pm Mr Cat

    hmmm

    solar power is another con i have and its usless

    Not sure she’s referring to solar panels – She calls it solar power.

    I think she means that she is powered by the sun … like superman. But as you can see, in her case “its usless”

  11. on 17 Jun 2008 at 2:12 pm dirigible

    “breaking news. Twat-o-tron goes green”

    If it goes red we are all dooooomed!

  12. on 17 Jun 2008 at 3:02 pm Felix the Cassowary

    Well, in regards to Asbo Baz ( “ Anyone who starts a piece of writing with ‘ Well . . . ’ is guaranteed to be intellectually comparable to an old squeaky pogo stick ” ), I must say I doubt that’s entirely true. Largely because I’ve never seen an old squeaky pogo stick saying “ well ”, let alone writing anything.

  13. on 17 Jun 2008 at 6:39 pm Alex

    Is this Melanie Phillips?

  14. on 17 Jun 2008 at 7:34 pm Darth Teabag

    Dear god! Is there a thread for piss-poor poetry? I’m all for capital punishment for atrocities like the following, we simply must take a hard line;

    Dear Bank of England,
    Song 1
    Mr Brown has floundered around and he ain’t got no clue.
    Interest rate may rise to 8 pc, and there’s nothing you can do.
    So who do you think you are kidding Mr King, as you know old England’s done.
    Song 2
    Labour I can’t drive my car. Petrol price has gone too far. Mortgage rates and fuel are rising fast and maybe we’ll starve. Creep Creep, Creep Creep Arrrgh.

  15. on 17 Jun 2008 at 11:14 pm kukomanga

    Light:
    Green + Red = Yellow, the colour of cowardice. Need I say more!

    Paint:
    Green + Red = Brown, the colour of bullshit.

    Either’s good.

  16. on 18 Jun 2008 at 7:11 am Vicky

    Kukomanga doesn’t need to say more. It’s quite clear that they’re the type of idiot who proudly coughs up these balls of arse hair as if they’re conclusive proof of something.
    I bet they also say “There’s no smoke without fire” as if it’s just as sure a system as trial by jury. And spend their time making anagrams of people’s names to reveal hidden truths about their agenda.

  17. on 19 Jun 2008 at 3:28 pm Alex

    Remember, you can’t spell ‘Environment’ without the letters MASS IMMIGRATION, GLOBAL MARXIST PLOT and ANTI-WHITE LIBERAL RACISM.