Armchair Generals and Plain Weird18 Jun 2008 09:00 am

Come back terrorists, all is forgiven

By Alex

Remember back when some big-cheese Hezbollah type got killed by a car bomb? Israel denied all involvement, I think their exact words were “Hahaha! Us? We have the best boom-toys in the region, what would we want with amateur shit like car bombs?” Anyway, HYS went completely haywire and they all started borrowing opinions from Hamas. First off - car-bombing = teh sex:

Good riddance to bad rubbish. Well done to the bombers. It will only delay further militant inspired bloodshed for a very short while. Militant islamic terrorists will only regroup and start murdering for Allah again. Security in the area has always been tenuous at best. This is the same justice that Hezbollah meets out to others for far less reason, so it is fitting that it be treated in the same fashion.
Walt K, Corona, California, United States

Did that man just say “Well done to the bombers”? Well don’t go congratulating Arabs too soon Walt, because, as with everything else, the Jews were clearly behind it:

This is excellent news. If this was carried out by the Israelis, then congratulations to them on a job well done. The terrorists have to know that they can be killed no matter where they are hiding.

Aussie Pride, Cronulla, Australia

And then of course there’s the sickos:

“They sow the wind, and they reap the whirlwind.”

Excellent news! Wish I was there to see it happen.

Murali Suppayah, Klang, Malaysia

Are you that cunt who keeps telling everyone you meet to read Sun Tzu’s “Art of War”?

19 Responses to “Come back terrorists, all is forgiven”

  1. on 18 Jun 2008 at 10:09 am   Sam

    I think we should turn the middle east into a game of worms. Put a massive fence around the whole lot and give them all as many banana bombs and exploding sheep as they want, and then see which of the fuckers comes out alive at the end of it. We could even make it a TV thing, like Gladiators or something.

  2. on 18 Jun 2008 at 10:27 am   Mr Cat

    That thread makes me waver between laughter and tears at the extremities of hypocrisy that HYS’ers are wilfully capable of.

    As they expose themselves we will take them out. Ten, hundred, thousand, no matter. Eventually they will either learn the folly of their ways and negociate or be exterminated. Their choice.

    John, France

    “expose themselves”

  3. on 18 Jun 2008 at 10:32 am   James

    As they expose themselves we will beat them off. If we don’t roll up our sleeves and get down to it, the whole situation will go off in our faces. We just have to bite the bullet and swallow the bitter pill. Also, we should wank off some sailors.

  4. on 18 Jun 2008 at 10:39 am   fucko the clown

    Sam, thats awesome, if only Yassa Arafat were still alive, he actually looked and sounded like one of the charictures from worms.

    The gladiators idea is not bad but Ulrika’s tits are a bit saggy these days so you’d need a younger presenter, or just put ulrika in a burka?

  5. on 18 Jun 2008 at 11:08 am   James

    “You can run but you can never always hide.”

    A lesson to us all.

  6. on 18 Jun 2008 at 11:38 am   The Go-nutteer

    It’s “metes out” actually, not “meets out”.

    Which just goes to show, even your most coherent HYS poster has never read a book.

  7. on 18 Jun 2008 at 1:54 pm   Em

    Nah, fucko - they’ve got that brunette now - the one off the ‘hilarious home video’ show.

  8. on 18 Jun 2008 at 2:41 pm   philbert

    Harry Hill is a brunette? How can you tell?

  9. on 18 Jun 2008 at 2:44 pm   fucko the clown

    oh you mean kirsty Gallagher? might have to record it for fap time tv!

    i’ve not gone for new gladiators, i’m old school, you can’t beat a show where hunter does Ulrika the night before and then gets interviewed by her the next day.

    who didn’t want to slip up Jet’s exhaust valve back in the day!

    i’ll bet wolf is a manky old spunker these days though. aaahhh memories.

  10. on 18 Jun 2008 at 3:17 pm   Mr Cat

    I heard Wolf was skint and had to take up cage fighting - he’s in his 50’s and gets battered regularly for peanuts… how the mighty fall.

  11. on 18 Jun 2008 at 3:19 pm   Em

    Ooh yeah - that’s the one. Knew she had a ‘k’ name…

  12. on 18 Jun 2008 at 3:31 pm   fucko the clown

    I thought wolf was in his 50s during the first series?

    hard life and all

  13. on 18 Jun 2008 at 4:03 pm   James

    Apparently he’s 55 and he lives in New Zealand. Apparently he liked it so much he went and lived there.

  14. on 18 Jun 2008 at 4:49 pm   Alex

    You can run but you can never always hide.

    I like to think he’d got the cliché right, but then thought of Osama and all the other thousands of well-hidden, unexploded terrorists across the world, and carefully re-worded.

  15. on 18 Jun 2008 at 10:11 pm   HopperUK

    That line about sowing the wind and reaping the whirlwind is from the Bible. Doesn’t make it any less wanky.

  16. on 19 Jun 2008 at 5:50 am   Luke

    Jet… out of two, I’d give her one.

    fnarr

  17. on 19 Jun 2008 at 7:29 am   Jordan

    The second one makes it seem a bit like a game of dangerous Hde & Seek.
    Mixed with Hot Potato.
    Mixed with Tig.
    Mixed with being blown up by a delusional bad driver.

  18. on 19 Jun 2008 at 11:18 am   Glenmoranjie

    Sun Tzu? We used to have a Shih Tzu.

  19. on 19 Jun 2008 at 11:19 am   fucko the clown

    Jet could handle my pugel stick any day
    fnarr fnarr