Outsiders and Plain Weird18 Jun 2008 11:55 am

Tiger Seed

By Nelson

Thanks to BigValen for this from the Irish Independent.

Europe planted the seeds of the great Tiger and now we the cubs have grown up and this is our thank you, by voting no? i say YES
Ireland vote YES or it really is another dustin for us
anyway China and India are catching up vote NO and our cubs will be emigrating to Xinjang and Rajasthan and the likes for work.
Musliminireland

YES. Ireland needs to water its tigers and use some sort of fungicide or else the next generation of tigers will be tiny tigers covered in potato blight and then you’d get overrun by Chinese tigers who were much bigger and better qualified and wear smart jackets. Vote NO to.. hang on. What the actual fuck are you on about?

27 Responses to “Tiger Seed”

  1. on 18 Jun 2008 at 12:00 pm   The Go-nutteer

    There’s a Muslim in Ireland?

    BOMB THE FUCKERS!

  2. on 18 Jun 2008 at 12:08 pm   emordino

    I personally love the phrase

    > it really is another dustin for us

    It’s a sentiment we can all live by.

  3. on 18 Jun 2008 at 12:30 pm   James

    Vote YES! Who cares if in one linguistic flourish it pisses all over the Irish Constitution! Vote YES! It doesn’t matter that everyone else voted no when they had the chance! Vote YES! Who cares if the EU’s accounts haven’t been signed off in eight years? IT’S NEW AND SHINY!

    Just in case anyone thinks I’m some kind of default-Eurosceptic “The Germans are coming” Topsy-brand twat, I feel I should state I’m generally pro-Europe, but I’m more pro-Not-Bypassing-Democracy-Just-Because-You-Want-A-President.

  4. on 18 Jun 2008 at 12:59 pm   chris

    Hold on.

    This Celtic Tiger was grown from a seed?

    It has cubs…

    …and these cubs will be emigrating to India for work?

    its the metaphor that keeps on giving

  5. on 18 Jun 2008 at 1:05 pm   Mr Cat

    Sounds bit like something Elie Ngandu would say. If he actually cared about Ireland and wasn’t so completely smitten with a couple who are having quadruplets

    Fantastic blessings, what a thing to have in life, I do appreciate the couple’s decisioin not to get rid of any foetis’s to increase the chance of survival. That is what’s called the power of belief, the power of nothing. You believe that the sky will be not blue tomorrow but green, yes it will be for you, if you only believe in you heart and not think with your brain, it will come to pass your desire. Oh bless them all. I wish I could meet the couple for some word of support. I know it will be hard, but hold until the end, don’t give up. They will be a good army for you.

    - Elie Ngandu, Uk

  6. on 18 Jun 2008 at 1:12 pm   Adam

    A good army? Army? Am I the only one who’s now a bit nervous about what the leaping fuck Elie Ngundu may be planning?

  7. on 18 Jun 2008 at 1:32 pm   6000

    Ireland should take heed of the tuber-related warning of the mid-1800s.

    Tiger Blight has ruined countries before - brought down governments, destroyed livelihoods, torn families apart.

  8. on 18 Jun 2008 at 1:35 pm   aSBo bAz

    I love the posts on HYS from ‘the usual twats’ who think they are being awesomely subversive and clever whereby they create a Muslim pseudonym, post some Scary Sharia Shit and then they spend the rest of the day hurling Decent White English abuse at it.

    But this one… no I think this is some Ex-sub-continent loon with bad English and no brain. Rajasthan is a new boom region???? Yeah right. that’ll be the trillion dollar, camel dung and sand markets, would it? If you’d said Bangalore or Mumbai, then maybe I’d take you seriously.

  9. on 18 Jun 2008 at 1:48 pm   Mr Cat

    tiger blight

  10. on 18 Jun 2008 at 1:49 pm   Mr Cat

    Made me laugh

  11. on 18 Jun 2008 at 1:50 pm   James

    tiger blight

    That’s right that’s right that’s right that’s right I really love your tiger shite.

  12. on 18 Jun 2008 at 1:51 pm   Mad from Barking

    Cubs emigrating to Xinjang!?!

    In my day we just helped old ladies cross the road and made camp fires. Kids today, eh?

  13. on 18 Jun 2008 at 2:40 pm   fucko the clown

    yeah but there are too many peados around now, the cubs need to get out while they can.
    cub/scout leaders are right up there with the people who go to the ‘viewing’ gallery at your local swimming pool.

    copyright 2008 from the nonce-o-tron

  14. on 18 Jun 2008 at 2:51 pm   Amber

    “…and these cubs will be emigrating to India for work?”
    —————————————

    Bloody stripey forruners - send ‘em back where they came from!!!

  15. on 18 Jun 2008 at 3:37 pm   Scaryduck

    our cubs will be emigrating to Xinjang and Rajasthan and the likes for work

    I’m all for child labour if it means I can get a fake Nike tracksuit from our local market for a couple of quid, but exporting Cubs? The Scout Movement’s gone to shit since they let Peter Duncan run the circus.

  16. on 18 Jun 2008 at 4:47 pm   Alex

    Now I would’ve thought India would be the last country to import migrant tigers. Especially from Ireland. If anything, I’d expect the tiger-traffic to be the other way around.

  17. on 18 Jun 2008 at 5:17 pm   Ceedoubleu

    If only Ireland had oil we would be ordered by President Bush to attack it. But we couldn’t now we have given the Royal Navy to France. Shakespeare will be spinning in his grave at all these muslims in Ireland.

  18. on 18 Jun 2008 at 5:23 pm   Dillinja

    Muslims in Ireland? *hands on hips* That’s all we need…

  19. on 18 Jun 2008 at 5:57 pm   Mad from Barking

    I wish all these Eastern European Migrunts were Islamists… then we could hate them properly. But no, like all sneaky forenuhs they’ve got to be differerent and bend the rules.

  20. on 18 Jun 2008 at 8:06 pm   The Gnome Secretary

    Here’s one from Lords of the Blog:

    Kill 42 Day Detention !!

    Kill Lisbon !!

    Kill Kill Kill !!!

    Someone’s been listening to Alice’s Restaurant too much.

  21. on 19 Jun 2008 at 5:58 am   Luke

    I don’t get it… do I have to hate cubs and tigers as well now? Crikey.

    I don’t think I’ve got enough hate left…

  22. on 19 Jun 2008 at 7:38 am   Jordan

    What if by tigers, he means ginger people?

    They are of the same family, with the hair and all. Because Gingers, Tigers, Tudor Queens and Singing Queens (Elton John) all share their… curse.

  23. on 19 Jun 2008 at 11:12 am   fucko the clown

    All those in favour of an immediate plan to formulate a plan on the concept of formulating a motion for the culling of Ginger people, tigers, cubs, scouts, brownies (the girls club, as opposed to darkies) immigrunts, forruns, peados and the Dutch say aye.

    I love the peoples front of Judea.

  24. on 19 Jun 2008 at 2:08 pm   Simon

    steve, you don’t want to go bombing ireland. their terrorists are double-hard, they knew what they were doing back in the day. not like this ahmed-come-lately shower. (to paraphrase some sayhaver from another debate).

    Asbo Baz, now shane warne is president of Rajasthan it’ll be an emerging hub of success in no time

  25. on 19 Jun 2008 at 2:17 pm   Rich (MMath)(Oxon)

    What sort of a name is “Musliminireland”? Sounds sort of shifty if you ask me.

  26. on 19 Jun 2008 at 4:46 pm   Jordan

    Muslim in Ireland? Is that the sequel to Maid in Manhattan? And if so, can I suggest a name for the main character?

    Mohammed McShittygiggles

  27. on 19 Jun 2008 at 10:14 pm   Reg

    Fucko you dill… It’s The POPULAR Front of Judea, not the People’s Front.