Armchair Generals and Credulous Nincompoops and Delusions of Grandeur and Miscellaneous Prats and Tax Bores19 Jun 2008 09:00 am

Destroy the world to save the world

By Alex

How can we solve world hunger?

I’m a little unclear as to whether “angry man” wants wars and plagues or not.

I don’t understand why OPEC wasn’t invited as food production is going to suffer greatly given our future need for bio-fuels.

What the world really needs is a war or a plague. Lets hope that’s not what they are discussing and agreeing to at this summit?
angry man

I love the idea that we’re all going to be driving around in our vegetable-oil powered cars, desperately hunting for vegetables to eat. Sadly, it’s just about ludicrous enough to come true.

Banky Moon is an idiot. World population should DECREASE 50% by 2013.
Bob Hart, Perth SCOTLAND

I hope you’re going to do your little bit to help.

Sounds like the perfect excuse to drop ANOTHER tax on us….
Laird Kyle of Minogue, Minogue, United Kingdom

Did you say TAX!?!!! I knew this was another hoax, just like global warming or the NHS.

The ‘food crisis’ is a manufactured manipulation, along with fuel, oil, housing. I have proof.
james, sussex

You realise that “they” will be after you now? You’d best bury your shoebox full of proof in the garden and pray that nobody ever finds it.

20 Responses to “Destroy the world to save the world”

  1. on 19 Jun 2008 at 9:38 am   Vicky

    Bob, I think you’ll find that’s “Button Moon”.

    (And yes, I know he can’t hear me)

  2. on 19 Jun 2008 at 9:40 am   zym

    ‘Banky’ Moon - isnt he the bloke from Bristol who does the graffiti?

  3. on 19 Jun 2008 at 9:50 am   burnel

    I think Angry man wants to contract the plague and then eat himself.

  4. on 19 Jun 2008 at 9:55 am   Rich

    What?

    Housing is a manufactured manipulation? I thought they just grew in nice rows along the side of my street…

  5. on 19 Jun 2008 at 10:03 am   James

    Angry man has a good point. I mean, the world is really short of wars and diseases right now. I hear Africa is positively crying out for both.

  6. on 19 Jun 2008 at 10:04 am   Briantist

    I’m just off to the shops for a big bag of manufactured manipulation. Nothing better than the telly, a DVD and a mouthful of manufactured manipulation.

  7. on 19 Jun 2008 at 10:18 am   Coach

    Can we declare The War Against Plague? I’ve double checked, and it doesn’t make an unfortunate acronym which means we’ll have to change it to The War On Plague instead.

    Poor spellers can declare war on dental stain build up at the same time.

  8. on 19 Jun 2008 at 10:31 am   Gilbert Wham

    Laird Kiyle of Minogue is you, Scaryduck, and I claim my five pounds.

  9. on 19 Jun 2008 at 11:07 am   fucko the clown

    James is right, I have proof too, i’ve a whole packet of Jamie dodgers on the desk infront of me!

  10. on 19 Jun 2008 at 11:09 am   Helen

    angry man makes me sad.

  11. on 19 Jun 2008 at 11:20 am   Paul

    “The ‘food crisis’ is a manufactured manipulation, along with fuel, oil, housing. I have proof.”

    James… This is not good enough.

    I think you meant “The ‘food crisis’ is a manufactured manipulation, along with fuel, oil, housing. FACT”

    Or at least “I HAVE PROOF!!!”

    Must try harder. D-

  12. on 19 Jun 2008 at 11:50 am   Coach

    “I have proof. End of.” would have swung it, too.

  13. on 19 Jun 2008 at 12:10 pm   Bob Teapot

    The only proof I believe in now is that found on captured computers.

  14. on 19 Jun 2008 at 12:25 pm   fucko the clown

    or government ones left on trains?

  15. on 19 Jun 2008 at 1:09 pm   773

    Oil isn’t a manufactured manipulation, it’s geochemically processed organic matter. NEXT.

  16. on 19 Jun 2008 at 1:58 pm   AsbO BAz

    “Doesn’t it just say everything about infantalised Britain where you can’t tell the infants what’s good for them for fear of being stabbed.”

    Doesn’t it just say everything about modern ‘Have Your Say’ Britain that can’t enlighten them… and you can’t kill ‘em.

    Stuck in the middle with you… bleah

  17. on 19 Jun 2008 at 3:12 pm   Oliver

    Perhaps James from Sussex has camcorder footage from his holiday in Africa where lots of people are driving 4×4’s living in big houses with gates and everything and gorging on feasts of fresh produce every day that they simply throw away if they have had enough.

    Or perhaps James is geographically dyslexic and thinks Africa and America are the same place.

    Also, maybe when Angry Man takes the tin foil off his head and comes out from the nuclear bunker he has created in the kitchen, someone will be nice enough to point out there’s actually a couple of pretty decent wars going on right now. Unfortunately they seem only to be killing a smattering of brown people interspersed with the odd, slightly confused, British/American teenager.

  18. on 19 Jun 2008 at 3:42 pm   James not from Sussex

    This thread is very confusing for me. I’m changing my name forthwith.

  19. on 19 Jun 2008 at 4:55 pm   Jordan

    I’d love to think that James of Sussex’s proof is a cartoon picture of Gordon Brown, doing a fonzi-esque pose, smiling smugly of himself and a speech-bubble saying “Gotcha!”

  20. on 19 Jun 2008 at 6:17 pm   Scaryduck

    Laird Kiyle of Minogue is you, Scaryduck, and I claim my five pounds.

    Wrrrrrrrrrrong! I claim my five pounds by way of wrongness tax.